I don't own Ouran or any of it's characters(unfortunately)
This is a conversation I had with my best friend, Alice. We call eachother Hikaru and Kaoru and this is our little converstion we had as the twins(there are a couple of bits that are just us but they're bracketed) The start of the twincest will be shown with a star. Enjoy :P
alice says:
Hi
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
hey
alice says:
I'm on ipod
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
cool
alice says:
Has laura been talking to you lately?
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
yh Im talking to her now
y?
alice says:
She never seems to reply to me
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
yh shes a bit slow with replies
alice says:
Now she replies...
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
I've just realised I'm a fangirl...never thought the day would come
alice says:
Ur blonde
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
I know...*goes to emo corner*
alice says:
Now ur a drama queen blonde
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
OH GOD IM TURNING INTO TAMAKI
alice says:
I shall call u tamaki
**- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
lol but Hikaru...
alice says:
I like it when we cosplay though kaoru
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
but I thought you liked me best in my french maid cosplay
alice says:
No, i prefer the nurse outfit when u nurse me back to health
Please kaoru... Just for tonight? Im coming down wih something... Or should i say up
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
*is giggling too hard to know how to respond to that*
alice says:
I love it when u giggle, it lets me know im doing the right thing. Its so cute but i prefer it wheb u roar like a lion
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
roar
alice says:
I love u kaoru
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
i love you too hikaru
alice says:
(This conversation is rated 18)
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
(lol yh
I want a Naruto bag for school...)
alice says:
I know, u cosplay as a nurse and i as a doctor we can play doctors and nurses
What do u say?
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
sure. Anything to please u
alice says:
Oh no, i shall be the one pleasing u kaoru
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
well, if u insist
alice says:
Am i pleasing u kaoru?
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
(lol Laura just called me Haruhi. I'm slowly converting her to the side of the fangirl *does evil laugh*
oh god now I'm turning into Renge. Get my gun)
alice says:
Just ate some soap...
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
lmao why?
alice says:
I dunno
Mouth tastes bubbly
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
lol poor Hikaru. Did I really taste that bad? *sobs* (this conversation is just getting worse)
alice says:
It wasn't u kaoru, you were anything but horrible, u were wonderefull, its just the lube didn't suit my expensive tastebuds
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
y is there lube in ur mouth?
alice says:
It was on ur cock didn't wash it all off
Among ur ginger pubes
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
(dies laughing) Well, that's ur own fault for teasing me so much
alice says:
I didn't mean to, its just when i watch u bathe i can't resist... Its too hard
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
maybe I should lock the door next time.(omg we could turn this into a fanfic)
alice says:
(I was thinking tht)
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
(good one shot story idea)
alice says:
But then i wont be able to see your alabastor skin As u reflect in the water. Please kaoru, dont shut me out
(U can put it on mibba name it: conversation between friends)
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
but u tease and torture me so much
(lol I was thinking more )
alice says:
U can't say u don't like it plus, u do ur own fair share of teasing
(Do it then)
(Keep all our convo and put it on)
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
(lol we'll have to turn it into proper story version tho)
That's only as revenge Hikaru
alice says:
(Nah)
Sometimes u bring me to the edge and stop, thats not torture thats murder
It got worse
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
lol
That's only because I want to make it last
(I'm gunna dedicate it to Bethan if I do write it)
alice says:
But i want to come and when u deny me i cant help but be let down
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
I'm sorry Hikaru, maybe u should punish me tonight for it
alice says:
I shall punish u by not doing anything at all... But then i'm punishing myself
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
Don't do that Hikaru, I couldn't live with myself if I knew I was causing you pain
alice says:
Im sorry dear sweet brother
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
It's ok, maybe u could punish me another way
alice says:
I think i still have my cop outfit...i wonder if i've
Gott the batton
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
will there be handcuffs?
alice says:
Yh and a police hat
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
*giggles*
alice says:
Im arresting u for touching my batton
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
I couldn't help it officer. It just looked so tempting
alice says:
I know it is a big one
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
and u just look so sexy holding it
alice says:
(My mum kissed a police man once she thought he was a stripper i think she said)
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
(Lmao)
alice says:
I guess i could let u play with it
Only if ur a good boy
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
How long will I be tied up?
alice says:
Much
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
and how will u punish me?
alice says:
I'll chain u to the wall and agonizingly tease you until your dying to cum then simply stop when urs on the edge and leave u with a
Kiss
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
ur so evil
alice says:
U know u love me my dear uke
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
I do my darling seme
alice says:
(U should put this all on people will love it
G2g my lover shag you l8r)
- ღ...Jenny...ღThe geek shall inherit the earth says:
(cya xxx)
I may actually turn this into a story if I get requests. Dedicated to Bethan for giving us dirty minds J