A/N: Hope this is worth a smile. :)
Severus Snape was not having a good day. Oh no. He was worried, not that he would ever admit it. He had given the Weasley twins detention, you see, and he knew that revenge was coming.
In fact, it was coming soon. They had an off period during that class.
Still, best to act natural.
He was standing beside Draco Malfoy, surveying his prize student's work, when he thought he heard someone whisper "Wingardium leviosa." He thought nothing of it until he felt a tingling in his unmentionables as the magic took effect.
He gulped and looked down. Draco was staring wide-eyed in horror at the rather sizeable bulge in the front of his robes, and the class was beginning to whisper.
"WEASLEY!"
Nope, definitely not a good day.
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