Disclaimer: Even if I tried to offer sacrifices to Shinigami or Nataku, Gundam Wing still wouldn't be mine. x_X
Warnings: A lil Relena bashing. Only for the sake of the joke.
Ahn... might be cliche and corny, *shrugs* but that's my sense of humor! ^_~V
Review and critique all you want. I'll be taking notes. ;) ... Or building me a nice bonfire with the flames... Whichever! =P
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Heero Yuy, the most fearless freedom fighter in all of Earth and the colonies, was now
fleeing with a look of stark terror on his normally emotionless face.
We see something trailing behind him, slowly catching up to him in what must be inhuman
determination. Heero is a Gundam pilot after all, he can manage to lose highly trained OZ
soldiers but he cannot shake this creature, so it must be good... or just really focused...
At first, it seems to be a huge bundle of speeding fur the color of blushing sakura blossoms.
But as it nears, we see that it's a... uh ... girl in a full length *pink* mink coat calling out
something that suspiciously sounds like, "Heeee~ ro!!!!"
Upon hearing this, the boy runs faster through the Sank Palace gardens. He stops, panting, cheeks
flushed with effort, as he realizes he is about to be caught, and in one last desperate attempt,
scans the area nervously for an escape route.
He spots a rope of golden hair in an enclosure. So he vaults over the gazebo railing and
yanks on the braid to bring its owner's head around to face him.
"Itaiii!!!!" the mouth of the hair's owner wails in pain. The attacker just grabbed his prey's
face and planted his lips on its mouth, effectively trapping it, then placed a hand on his ass
and another behind his neck, to pull Duo closer, thereby securing him, and to tilt his
head up to give the spandex soldier better access.
The pursuing Relena happened on this scene, and could only croak a strangled, "Hee...ro?
and Du...o?" before she beat a hasty retreat, sobbing tears of defeat.
The formerly hunted Heero, now having his own prize in his hands, ravishes the captured Duo's
mouth, then the couple proceed to the floor to continue their activities. As the sounds of
tearing cloth are heard, we hear Duo say, "Gee, I sure wish Relena tried to corner
you sooner--mmph!
owari
~*~
How was it? Should I never be allowed near a keyboard again?
Warnings: A lil Relena bashing. Only for the sake of the joke.
Ahn... might be cliche and corny, *shrugs* but that's my sense of humor! ^_~V
Review and critique all you want. I'll be taking notes. ;) ... Or building me a nice bonfire with the flames... Whichever! =P
~*~
Heero Yuy, the most fearless freedom fighter in all of Earth and the colonies, was now
fleeing with a look of stark terror on his normally emotionless face.
We see something trailing behind him, slowly catching up to him in what must be inhuman
determination. Heero is a Gundam pilot after all, he can manage to lose highly trained OZ
soldiers but he cannot shake this creature, so it must be good... or just really focused...
At first, it seems to be a huge bundle of speeding fur the color of blushing sakura blossoms.
But as it nears, we see that it's a... uh ... girl in a full length *pink* mink coat calling out
something that suspiciously sounds like, "Heeee~ ro!!!!"
Upon hearing this, the boy runs faster through the Sank Palace gardens. He stops, panting, cheeks
flushed with effort, as he realizes he is about to be caught, and in one last desperate attempt,
scans the area nervously for an escape route.
He spots a rope of golden hair in an enclosure. So he vaults over the gazebo railing and
yanks on the braid to bring its owner's head around to face him.
"Itaiii!!!!" the mouth of the hair's owner wails in pain. The attacker just grabbed his prey's
face and planted his lips on its mouth, effectively trapping it, then placed a hand on his ass
and another behind his neck, to pull Duo closer, thereby securing him, and to tilt his
head up to give the spandex soldier better access.
The pursuing Relena happened on this scene, and could only croak a strangled, "Hee...ro?
and Du...o?" before she beat a hasty retreat, sobbing tears of defeat.
The formerly hunted Heero, now having his own prize in his hands, ravishes the captured Duo's
mouth, then the couple proceed to the floor to continue their activities. As the sounds of
tearing cloth are heard, we hear Duo say, "Gee, I sure wish Relena tried to corner
you sooner--mmph!
owari
~*~
How was it? Should I never be allowed near a keyboard again?