Intro: watch?v=r0osjVEcRUo
WARNING, THIS STORY IS 100% CANON, READ ONLY IF YOU WANT TO READ THE PREQUEL TO CLASH OF THE ELEMENTS
A couple days ago, in the past, we see a random octangular boat. There were fish swimming everyway, but these small fry were not interesting to Joe Dark, he wanted something more bigger. Overfishing was starting to corrode the nova cesspool, so Joe Dark had to jump on this before it was too late. On this boat we see Joe Dark being pulled forward by a angel winged fishu, this fishu has gold eyes and white hair flowing down its tail. It has a knight's white fish scales and is really fucking big. Plus above its head is Joe Dark's trusty yellow fishing hook. Joe dark has his lucky blue jeans on and his two brown belts, his white shirt walking in the wind. His black fishing rod bent due to the stranth of the fish. Now, you may be wondering how Joe Dark managed to attract this amazing fishu, well, i'll tell you.
*flashback*
Even more days ago, in the past, Joe Dark and Alex Whiter were hanging out smoking weed. Alex Whiter asked Joe Dark if he wanted to hang out later, but Joe Dark had a date with destiny. Alex Whiter was really disappointed, and he left, sulking but he made sure to shout the words "Lol I was busy anyways noop". Joe Dark had to get ready, as the fishu he was after was no ordinary fish, it was the legendary Blazing Overlord Fish. First, Joe Dark checked on his trusty black fishing rod, making sure it was up to the task. Next, Joe Dark went out to wal mart to buy the Unlimited Blade Works movie on blu-ray for bait(He was the bone of his sword at the time). Joe Dark then ate a... HOT DOG to build his energy up. He took a bite of Unlimited Blade Works when nobody was looking. He then got onto the boat and walked out to sea. Joe Dark sent his line out, and before it even hit the water, the Blazing Overlord Fish attacked the bait and swallowed it whole!.
watch?v=7ljKNOKC1GM = This music plays while he fishes at the fishu.
The fish fights at the line, but Joe Dark, being an expert fisherman and a true gentleman, lets the line loosen, letting the fish swim freely, he then reels the fish in a little tiny bit and repeats to make the fish tired. Little did he know, the fish wasn't hungry anymore. This fight lasted for some days and stuff.
*end flashback*
*Flashback to fish's dark mysterious past*
*Actually I changed my mind forget that last part*
*return to a couple days ago, in the past*
The fish and Joe Dark's eyes met, their burning fighting spirit clear in each other's eyes, and they give a moment of silence for the other's courage.
Then... they closed their eyes...and had absolute faith in their next move.
Joe Dark threw his rod in his mouth and lunged at the fish, and the fish lunged at Joe Dark. They clashed in the air element, and exchanged blows. The fish began charging a sphere of funder in its mouth to fire a funderbolt at megaman I mean Joe Dark. Joe Dark was waiting for this, he punched the fish right in the left eye with his Darking King Fist, knocking the funderbolt off course. Joe Dark then charges up, building the energy he stored from that hot dog he eated. He then shouted his true attack in green truth, the strongest truth.
Hokuto Jūha Zan!
Joe Dark unleashed his attack, destroying the hair on the fish's tail and sending the fish flying to the shore, where it crashed into the green, staining its white scales. The Blazing Overlord Fish got up and tried walking back to Joe Dark, but he was prepared and with one hand he took the fish's wing off, and with his other hand he took the other wing off.
"GRAAAAH! WHY DO YOU STAND BEFORE ME STILL?" Said the Blazing Overlord Fish with questioning, but Joe Dark ignored him and held the fish up so people could take pictures. Joe Dark invited the fish over for dinner and they enjoyed a nice meal of Unlimited Blade Works on blu-ray. Afterwards they played TF2 together and became good friends. However! HOWEVER! Alex Whiter was aware of this, and he was not happy. Being ignored for a fish? Alex Whiter wanted revenge. He waited till they were both asleep and broke into Joe Dark's house. He walked up to the fish's bed and kidnapped him. The next day, Joe Dark woke up and looked around, he couldn't find Fish-kun anywhere, he was about to go out to ask for help when his phone started to ring, picking it up, Alex Whiter asked if he wanted to come over to his house to play Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom multiplayer with him. Joe Dark decided he'd ask Alex to help look for the fish with him when he got there. Sadly, things did not turn out like Joe Dark hoped, when he made it to Alex Whiter's house, he saw the fish on a stake, and before he could say anything, he saw Alex Whiter absorbing the fish's life energy.
"Hey, Joe-kun, I got rid of that annoying pest, so now we can hang out more without him getting in the way! Isn't it great? Now we can be together forever!" said Alex, grinning from ear to ear.
"You... YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHITER!" Cring'd Joe Dark, tears in his eyes and rage in his heart. Alex was clearly confused as he had a question mark above his head.
(This music is begin to play btw): watch?v=sm6Wy04Yaj0
"What's wrong Joe-kun? Hungry? I have HOT DOGS!" Exclaimed Alex Whiter, drooling. Before Alex could get them, Joe Dark delivered a stunning kick to Alex's ribs, sending him walking into the sky. Joe Dark jumped up to continue the assault, but Alex just started laughing.
"Joe-kun is being naughty! Naughty boys have to be punished, but it's okay Joe-kun, I still love you!" Alex said as he began glow. Joe Dark was concerned, but before he could react, an explosion engulfed him.
"See how strong i've become? After absorbing that fish's power and combining it with my own, I'm unstoppable! Isn't that just the bee's knees, Joe-kun?" Shouted Alex Whiter, clearly becoming the cat's pajamas. Joe Dark's resolve was not so easily broken however. He shot straight towards Alex and unleashed a powerful BIGGU BANGU PUUUUUUUNCH, empowered by his friendship with the fish. The attack struck Alex right in the face, sending him into the mountain that is there. Joe Dark began walking to finish Alex off, but he felt his body weakening. He tried to ignore it but he passed out right there.
Meanwhile...
Alex Whiter lost all memory from the past 3 years.
This ends part one of the Joe Dark SaGa