Edward and Bella were sparkling in the sunlight with their daughter. As they were just sitting there, they heard a couple of voices. It was Cho Chang and Harry Potter.
"Hey Harry, that sparkling man looks a lot like Cedric!" Cho said as she ran toward the man and Harry chased after her. "Merlin's beard, it is Cedric!"
"Er, uhm…" Bella said. "Who are you calling 'Cedric'?"
"Cedric Diggory! The man right next to you! Cedric, I can't believe that you faked a death to run off with this muggle!" Cho said as Cedric got up off the ground and moved Cho to the tree around the corner.
"Listen, I'm Edward now!" he said. "You got to leave!"
When Edward and Cho went back, they all heard footsteps in the woods. It was Voldemort.
"I've found you, Potter!" Voldemort said as he caught eye of Edward. "Merlin's Pants! I thought I killed you years ago, Diggory! Eww, you sparkle like a fairy princess!"
"Oh gosh!" Edward said as Voldemort took out his wand and killed Edward.
"Thanks, Voldy! Finally you do something good!" Harry said as Voldemort killed Bella and the child.
Voldemort, Harry and Cho left the forest and went out to lunch to celebrate.
THE END!