Nagini slithered around Bathildas Body, squeezing her body closer to her serpentine form and making Bathilda shiver with anticipation. Nagini's tale caressed her body and Voldemort sat in a rocking chair with his throbbing man flesh out. He couldn't take his eyes off the scene. Suddenly, Nagini's tale erupted from Bathilda's mouth, and the deed was done. Suddenly Voldemort flounced out of the room as Harry Pottah and Hermione Granger erupted from the floor but Voldemort splinched and left his throbbing man flesh, well, throbbing on the floor. Hermione screamed and put the flesh into her beaded bag. They didn't notice Nagini/ Bathilda diving into the beaded bag. Ginny, using the marauders map located Pottah and the Gang but Mad Eye Moody intercepted them, screaming 'CONSTANT VIGILANCE' and then returned to the afterlife. Lily and James facepalmed and then they divebombed Voldemort with stink pellets. Trelawney laughed and screamed 'THE GRIM MY DEAR!' and then got flushed down the loo, to the chamber of secrets and stripped and reclothed herself in basilisk skin. Teenage Voldemort looked scandalised and fainted, not realising Trelawney was underneath him, with a hungry look in her eyes. Dumbledore tipped his hat and went to the nearest Argos to order a new Elder Wand.
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