Bad Little Kitty

An alternate ending to the episode "Bad Little Boy."

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Chapter 1: The Graveyard

Fionna fought her way through the graveyard, knocking down the skeletons left and right, bound and determined to rescue Cake. And when she did rescue Cake, she was going to let that grey-skinned monster have it. How dare he mess with her best friend! And how dare he keep testing her like this! It was bad enough that he'd threatened to bite the cat, and then shoved her into the bushes, but kidnapping?! At least Cake wasn't stupid or defenseless. Quite the opposite actually. She'd be able to hold her own against Marshall Lee.

Another wave of risen-dead erupted from the next row of graves, and Fionna had to work all the harder to down them. But at long last she stood victorious before the mausoleum where she'd seen him standing, gloating over his little victory, Cake in his arms.

But he wasn't there.

He wasn't anywhere to be seen.

"Marshall Lee!" she shrieked. "Show yourself!"

No answer came, save for another trio of skeletons leaping up to attack, which she promptly dispatched with her sword.

"Caaaaaaaaaaake!" she cried out to the night.

But only the empty hooting of an owl answered her.

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