This was based off of Filmcow's "Marshmellow People" Anyone who has read my work knows that I am a Filmcow fan. This almost became a Happy Tree Friends fic, but I made it a My Little Pony fic instead. I don't own MLP or Marshmellow People. I do own some marshmellows though. Enjoy!
"Man, there is nothing to do!", complained Pinkie Pie.
"Oh my god!", said Twilight Sparkle, "I am so bored! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Pinkie Pie began petting Twilight's face and said, "So yeah. Your face is pretty soft."
Twilight looked flatly at her and said, "We need to get out of here."
Moments later, they were riding on Spike, who has grown up and is huge.
"Anything?", asked Twilight.
"No", said Pinkie Pie.
"The dragon isn't working!", said Twilight.
Pinkie Pie screamed, "We never come up with good ideas on the dragon!"
"So what else can we do?", asked Twilight.
"We could do something that isn't stupid!", snapped Pinkie Pie.
"Let's set some fires or something", said Twilight.
"We always set fires!" screamed Pinkie Pie. She headbutted Twilight hard then said, "Hey, I have an idea. Let's go visit Rainbow Dash!"
A few minutes later, they were at Rainbow Dash's house.
"Hey Rainbow! Pegasus girl! You home?", called Pinkie Pie.
"Hi guys", said Fluttershy, who had just appeared out of nowhere.
"Whoa! Whooooa!", said Pinkie Pie.
"What?", said Fluttershy, "I'm a pegasus."
"Yeah", said Twilight, "a boring Pegasus!"
"We want Rainbow Dash!", said Pinkie Pie.
"Aww", said Fluttershy, "But I'm fun."
"NO!", said Pinkie Pie, "NO YOU ARE NOT!"
"We want the one who isn't terrible!", said Twilight.
Suddenly, the clouds burst open and Rainbow Dash landed near them. She said, "Yeah! Pegasus! I just flew around the world!"
Pinkie Pie suddenly whipped out a knife and began stabbing Rainbow Dash in the chest.
"What are you doing?", asked Twilight.
"I have no idea! I have no idea!", said Pinkie Pie.
"Everypony! Onto the dragon!", said Twilight.
Seconds later, they were all riding on Spike's back, Rainbow Dash was bleeding in silence while Fluttershy watched.
"Great", said Twilight, "Now we're kidnappers."
"I'm sorry", said Pinkie Pie, "I was just, sooooo bored."
Twilight looked her in the eyes and said, "I know. I know. I'm still totally bored."
"YO!", said Rainbow Dash, "I can feel my awesomeness leakin' outta my chest!"
"I stole a pack of gum once", said Fluttershy.
"Nopony cares, Fluttershy!", said Pinkie Pie.
Twilight got close to Pinkie Pie and whispered, "Look, let's just throw them into a ravine, then go have lezzie pony sex in a church or something."
Pinkie Pie whispered back, "That sounds lame, but it'll do."
"Hey, am I cool yet?", said Fluttershy. They looked over at her and saw that she had blood allover her face and was hunched over Rainbow Dash, who looked like she was missing some pieces.
"Did you eat part of Rainbow Dash?", asked Twilight.
"Now, she's a part of me forever!", said Fluttershy.
"That is halarious!", said Pinkie Pie.
"Why didn't we ever think of eating ponies?", asked Twilight.
"Oh my god", said Pinkie Pie, "our whole week is set!"
"Yay! I'm awesome!", said Fluttershy, right before Pinkie Pie head butted her off of Spike's back.
"And, into the ravine", said Pinkie Pie.
The end.