Hi boltfur here and this is my first fanfic my punctuation is very bad so don't criticize me about it PLEASE.
Stealing from the Twolegs
"GIMMIE MY COOKIES!" Yowled Ashfur pouncing on Lionblaze who had just returned stealing from twolegs holding a jumbo packet of Oreos Cloudtail looked up from where he was break dancing in his hoodie just in time to see Lionblazes tail disappearing through the bracken with Ashfur on his heels still yowling to the sky "GIVE ME MY COOKIES!"
Lionblaze sighed in relief he had only just managed to escape Ashfurs cookie wrath and was now in his top secret headquarters and putting the Oreos in the vault, when he had finished locking the door to the vault he walked over to his main brain computer and typed up the blueprints of his latest scheme before gathering all the Secret Stealing Ninja Cats (SSNC for short) he needed "ok team tonight we are breaking into...no Brackenfur we are not breaking into Firestars piggy bank we tried that last year and we almost got blown apart by Firestars time to dynamite if you have no password system so as I was saying tonight we are breaking into the twolegs biggest chocolate factory!" This announcement was greeted by whoops of delight when the noise had finally died down Lionblaze brought up the blueprints on his whopper big screen and said "ok so this is what we're going to do...
Click the lock of the door snapped shut and at this sound at least seven lithe shapes slid into the room in homemade ninja suits Lionblazes was black, Brambleclaws was brown as he was Lionblazes number one, Squirrelflight was dressed in orange and that's all you need to know right now the band quickly divided into three bands of cats as the first group slid off into the shadows looking for milk chocolate, the second group slid towards the white chocolate and the third group of Lionblaze, Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight move to the dark chocolate section taking their stash bags out of their pockets as Brambleclaw quickly grabbed some dark orange club bars and Squirrelflight shoved a giant chocolate bar into her bag Lionblaze stuffed a load of Green and Blacks Organic chocolate bars along with thousands of Terrys dark chocolate oranges it was a long while before the factory was finally empty and Lionblaze was absailing through the window of the factory next door with Brambleclaw lowering him down towards the biggest chocolate cake in history when suddenly the light turned on...
Lionblaze froze and Brambleclaw stopped lowering his companion downwards. The door closed and a twoleg walked into the room everyone watched silently as the twoleg began to ice the huge cake with triple layered chocolate icing out of the corner of his eye Lionblaze saw Brackenfur getting ready to spring from the ventilation shaft but just before he leaped Lionblaze hissed at him through clenched teeth "mouse brain! TRIPLE CHOCOLATE ICING MEANS MORE CHOCOLATE!" Brackenfur instantly relaxed as soon as the cake was finished the twoleg walked out of the room turning off the light as he went. Soon Lionblaze was holding a very large chocolate cake in his paws and being lifted out of the room and running to the vault of his headquarters not relaxing until the cake was firmly locked into the vault, after getting out of his ninja suit he raced back to camp hoping nobody noticed his absence he poked his head into the camp before walking into it only to be bowled over with a screech by a mass of gray fur howling "GIVE ME MY COOKIES!"