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The Dragoon Exorcist
It all takes place with all the dragoons and Kee at a birthday party of a person none of them know.
Dart: Why are we here again?
Kongol: Food free
Lloyd: Im not hungry and this 6year old girl is stalking me
(Note: Im using the ones I didn't)
Lloyd leaves as they all watch Kee (that's meeeeee) stuff his face with cake and soda
Shana: Your gonna get sick
Kee: Im aware of that (BURP)
Meru: Burping contest (BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP)
Kee: (shoving cake into his mouth and flipping Meru off) NO!
Haschel: Odd people these are
Miranda: Rose you stupid witch, stop cutting your wrist
Rose: Sorry. Im bored
(Note: Don't flame me for that I was bored)
Suddenly Kee stops and goes into a stiff trance as soon as the Barbara Strizand music starts
Kee: Im gonna get majorly sick
Kee starts peeing and "Making gravy (wink wink)" on the floor
Lady: NOOOOOOO that was my one-of-a-kind rug you little . . .
Before she could say anything else Kee vomits a jet of puke blowing the lady way
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Dart: We better take him home before he pukes on someone else
Later at the home in Donau Kee is tied to his bed
Kee: (Twisting head in circles) MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Albert is sitting there paying attention to the words on his stomach
Albert: Dart, come quick!!!!
Dart: What is it?
Albert: Look on his stomach it says something
They look on his stomach and it says, "Bring me Pepto-Bismol me stupid-ass"
Dart: Hmmmmmmmm I wonder what it means
Albert: I thinks its satanic
Kee: ROSE!!!!!!!!!!! BRING ME ROSE!!!!!!
Kongol throws Rose and she lands by the bed
Rose: What is it?
Kee: The others are dumb now bring me Pepto-Bismol!!!!!!!
Rose: Im calling the exorcist
Later
Priest: Where is the demonic child?
Miranda: Follow me
As she walks him into the room, the collection of beast wars (Note: You make fun of me for this and I will make you spend an eternity in the pink section of a toys r us) they are all saying "Medicine".
Kee: Does no one understand me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
Priest: The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you the. . .
Kee: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!
Kee punches you priest then starts talking in a Barbara Strizand voice
Kee: Does no one understand me!?
All: Ummmmmmmm . . . no?
Kee: UGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A ghost that looks evil pops out of Kee's mouth
Ghost: I am the ghost of Barbara Strizand and I possessed this hyper idiot to get some Pepto-Bismol but no one understands me
Kongol: No wonder he weirder than usual
Ghosts: I'll be back I always do
Kee: No you won't
Ghost: Yeah. Your right
The ghost leaves but farts before taking off
Kee: Im hungry (Starts running in circles)
All: NO FOOD FOR YOU!
Kee: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . .
Kee sends them all to Chuck E. Cheeses to be forever surrounded by those creepy Umpa-Lumpa's
More food for me!!
Later
Kee: Im bored
Kee sends them back and they're all terrified and then they stop
Dart: How did you do that??
Kee: Im the author I can do whatever I want
Haschel: Why did you make us come back??
Kee: Because its more fun to torture you than to let those creepy Umpa- Lumpas do all the work
All dragoons: Ok
Kee: COOKIES!!! COOKIE!!!! COOKIES!!!!!!!!!
All the dragoons give Kee cookies that way he doesn't send them back
Kee: Im gonna get major diarrhea again
Kee starts peeing and "making gravy" again
All dragoons: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
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The Dragoon Exorcist
It all takes place with all the dragoons and Kee at a birthday party of a person none of them know.
Dart: Why are we here again?
Kongol: Food free
Lloyd: Im not hungry and this 6year old girl is stalking me
(Note: Im using the ones I didn't)
Lloyd leaves as they all watch Kee (that's meeeeee) stuff his face with cake and soda
Shana: Your gonna get sick
Kee: Im aware of that (BURP)
Meru: Burping contest (BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP)
Kee: (shoving cake into his mouth and flipping Meru off) NO!
Haschel: Odd people these are
Miranda: Rose you stupid witch, stop cutting your wrist
Rose: Sorry. Im bored
(Note: Don't flame me for that I was bored)
Suddenly Kee stops and goes into a stiff trance as soon as the Barbara Strizand music starts
Kee: Im gonna get majorly sick
Kee starts peeing and "Making gravy (wink wink)" on the floor
Lady: NOOOOOOO that was my one-of-a-kind rug you little . . .
Before she could say anything else Kee vomits a jet of puke blowing the lady way
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Dart: We better take him home before he pukes on someone else
Later at the home in Donau Kee is tied to his bed
Kee: (Twisting head in circles) MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Albert is sitting there paying attention to the words on his stomach
Albert: Dart, come quick!!!!
Dart: What is it?
Albert: Look on his stomach it says something
They look on his stomach and it says, "Bring me Pepto-Bismol me stupid-ass"
Dart: Hmmmmmmmm I wonder what it means
Albert: I thinks its satanic
Kee: ROSE!!!!!!!!!!! BRING ME ROSE!!!!!!
Kongol throws Rose and she lands by the bed
Rose: What is it?
Kee: The others are dumb now bring me Pepto-Bismol!!!!!!!
Rose: Im calling the exorcist
Later
Priest: Where is the demonic child?
Miranda: Follow me
As she walks him into the room, the collection of beast wars (Note: You make fun of me for this and I will make you spend an eternity in the pink section of a toys r us) they are all saying "Medicine".
Kee: Does no one understand me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
Priest: The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you the. . .
Kee: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!
Kee punches you priest then starts talking in a Barbara Strizand voice
Kee: Does no one understand me!?
All: Ummmmmmmm . . . no?
Kee: UGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A ghost that looks evil pops out of Kee's mouth
Ghost: I am the ghost of Barbara Strizand and I possessed this hyper idiot to get some Pepto-Bismol but no one understands me
Kongol: No wonder he weirder than usual
Ghosts: I'll be back I always do
Kee: No you won't
Ghost: Yeah. Your right
The ghost leaves but farts before taking off
Kee: Im hungry (Starts running in circles)
All: NO FOOD FOR YOU!
Kee: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . .
Kee sends them all to Chuck E. Cheeses to be forever surrounded by those creepy Umpa-Lumpa's
More food for me!!
Later
Kee: Im bored
Kee sends them back and they're all terrified and then they stop
Dart: How did you do that??
Kee: Im the author I can do whatever I want
Haschel: Why did you make us come back??
Kee: Because its more fun to torture you than to let those creepy Umpa- Lumpas do all the work
All dragoons: Ok
Kee: COOKIES!!! COOKIE!!!! COOKIES!!!!!!!!!
All the dragoons give Kee cookies that way he doesn't send them back
Kee: Im gonna get major diarrhea again
Kee starts peeing and "making gravy" again
All dragoons: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
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