Ask Naruto!

Summary: Ask the naruto characters anything! Ask stupid, funny or about their romance they'll answer.

Instructions: Give your question thru private message or review. If your answer is not answered I'll add it in the next chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, anything character in here is not mine.. I'm just borrowing them for my enjoyment.
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D.O.N: Here's a question for Itachi... Why did you kill your family?

Itachi: I said it in the tv episode woman!

D.O.N: O...k let's leave the pmsing Itachi alone (runs away)

Itachi: I do not PMS!! Grr Tobi go get my ice cream As the world turns is on.. I wonder in Amy will cheat on Mike.
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D.O.N: Okay now that we're safe..! Next question for Orochimaru. Is anything going between you an Kabuto

Orochimaru: ahem Why has he... told you anything?

D.O.N: Uh no its just our readers probably want to know

Orochimaru: Look here bitch! You tell anyone what happened and i'll givve you a curse mark

D.O.N: No thanks I don't need a hicky

Orochimaru: It is not a hicky

D.O.N: Well nice talking to you pedophile but ya know I think I here my mom calling. Comin mom!

Orochimaru: Kabu-kun! When I find you I'm gonna dump you.. then kill you.
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D.O.N: Next person is Naruto!

Naruto: YAY dattebayo (sp? plz tell me if i spelled it wrong.)

D.O.N: Okay um... why do you like ramen?

Naruto: because its good duh!

D.O.N: Well we all know that but why do you like it

Naruto: I like miso soup

D.O.N: Om My g- NARUTO JUST TELL ME WHY YOU LIKE IT OR I'LL MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

Naruto: I loooove ramen!

D.O.N: Grrrr... Naruto no offense but your an idiot

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D.O.N: My past contestants weren't good but maybe my last for today we'll be a complete opposite of those dumbos

D.O.N: Okay Sasuke do you cut?

Sasuke: NO!!! -grabs his arms-

D.O.N: Come on Sasuke please...

Sasuke: I don't cut that would make me emo..

D.O.N: -pulls up sleeve- OMG Sasuke cuts!! He's emo I knew it was true..

Sasuke: What! These are from training!

D.O.N: If its from training you've been training alot.

Sasuke: Its true

D.O.N: God Sasuke I'm not retarded I'm going home... BYE

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K these were simple questions that always haunted me...