Valentines Day Mayhem

by neko-nya

Valentines Day fic XD Daisuke's going insane trying to figure what to get his valentines day victim and Dark's no help, what does the thief have in mind for HIS valentines and what's Daichan going to do? you know the pairings by now

1. Chapter 1

Valentines Day Mayhem

Chapter 1

"Today's Valentines Day Eve! Wake up Dai-chan!"

(What? I completely forgot!)

The thief yawned, ((So?))

(I didn't get Hiwatari-kun anything!)

((Oh…for a second I thought it was something important…))

(Mou…Dark…it is!)

((What about the twins?))

(…stop changing the subject! I need to get Hiwatari-kun something!)

Dark turned onto his side and tried to go back to sleep, ((Go to the dollar store and buy him a card.))

(Dark!)

((What now…?))

(I really need help!)

((Think of it yourself…))

(Fine, what are you getting your valentine? That is…assuming that you have one in mind…not a couple dozen.)

((Of course I have a valentine, only one person's special enough to get a Valentines Day present from Kaitou Dark.))

(Who?)

((That's a secret.))

(What are you getting…him or her?)

((That's also a secret.))

(…)

((So what are you going to get creepy boy?))

(I don't know! Dark! Help me!)

((No can do, that's so impersonal.))

(But still!)

((Nope, think of it yourself.))

-

So that day, Daisuke was running around town trying to find a suitable present for the blue haired boy. Dark taunting him nonstop the whole way, the redhead ended up desperate enough to go to a jewelry store. When he came back out very disappointed he ran into the twins. "Harada-san!"

"Niwa-kun…"

((Looks like they're out getting last minute presents too.))

(Who knows?)

"What are you two doing here?"

Riku shrugged, "Just window shopping, Risa here wants to make sure she gets the nicest thing possible."

The long haired girl squealed, "It's for Dark-san!"

((See Dai-chan? These are just some of my admirers.))

(You're too full of yourself.)

((I have the right to be.))

(Is she your valentine?)

((Maybe…you never know…))

Daisuke blinked and studied the two, (Is it one of them?)

((Who knows?)) Dark grinned at the redhead's frustration, ((Give up?))

(Yes, now tell me.)

((No, you'll just have to wait.))

(Dark!)

"Niwa-kun?"

Daisuke looked up, "Yea?"

"Why are you here?"

"Just walking around."

((Liar.))

(Be quiet…)

Riku studied the redhead, "Oh…"

"Riku! Over here! Look at this!"

"Mou…well bye Niwa-kun."

Daisuke nodded, "Bye…"

"Riku!"

"I'm coming!"

((Now with them gone…))

(Back to square one…)

((Which is…))

(What in this bloody world do I get Hiwatari-kun?)

((Flowers?))

(Aren't those for girls?)

The thief shrugged, ((Does it really matter? I was starting to guess that all the gifts looked the same when you're desperate enough…))

(I'm not desperate!)

((Really now?))

Awhile later the redhead returned home defeated, (I give up…Dark? Suggestions?)

((…))

(Dark?)

A soft snoring sound answered him, Daisuke sighed and let the thief sleep. He went up to his mother, "Kaa-chan?"

"Dai-chan! You're home!"

He nodded, "Kaa-chan, what did Tou-san get you for Valentines Day?"

"Didn't I already tell you about the white ribbons?"

The image clicked into his mind, he shook his head, "No I mean what did he get you last year? This year?"

Emiko looked up and thought, "I'm not sure about this year but last year he took me to Paris remember?"

"Oh yea…"

Well there went that idea of copying his father's gift. Then another idea popped into his head, "Which present did you like the most?"

"From your father?"

"Yea."

"The greatest gift…that'd be you. He gave me you."

The two smiled, but inwardly, Daisuke screamed, that was definitely out of question, there was no way he could…could…no, he wasn't ever going to go over there.

((That's a pretty good idea, giving the creepy boy a child…I can imagine him mothering/fathering now…))

(Dark! You're awake? Ugh…that's disturbing…)

Dark grinned, ((Maybe I should do that for…my valentine…))

(It's a girl?)

The thief smirked and in a sing-song tone answered, ((Maybe…))

Daisuke frowned and plopped onto his bed, (Maybe I should be sick tomorrow and not go to school…)

((Chicken…who knows? Maybe he won't show up for school tomorrow.))

(…)

"Kyu?"

"Hey With, what should I get Hiwatari-kun?"

The rabbit kyu'ed and snuggled the boy, then hopped across the room to where the painting of Risa hung. Daisuke got up and headed to the rabbit, picking him up he looked at the painting. Finally a good idea popped into his head, "Thanks With! You're a lot more helpful than Dark was!"

((Hey! I resent that!))

"Kyu!"

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Nya

What's Daisuke's idea? oO this is my valentines fic :) it might go a bit over the 14th but oh well! enjoy! i'll update soon!