Things we should learn from Jurassic park
Do not create an island filled with dangerous prehistoric animals
If you do, do not create carnivores
Do not chose an island that many storms pass by
If you do, make sure you have taken every precaution against natural disasters
And instead of having just one programmer get a whole group
If you disregard number 4 make sure he is very happy with his job
Do not replace holes in the DNA with frog DNA
Do not create anything smarter than you
If you do without knowing destroy it as soon as you find out
Do not create anything that spits poison
If you do without knowing destroy it as soon as you find out
If your head geneticist says something needs to be changed about the animals listen to him
Do not bring your grand kids to prove how safe it is
If a many you hired for advice says something's a bad idea listen to him
If the only one on your side is a money obsessed blood sucking lawyer rethink your plans
When you animal control expert says you need big guns buy more than two
Always have your computer search for an impossibly high number of animals
Do not create any thing that is disturbing
