Things we should learn from Jurassic park

Do not create an island filled with dangerous prehistoric animals

If you do, do not create carnivores

Do not chose an island that many storms pass by

If you do, make sure you have taken every precaution against natural disasters

And instead of having just one programmer get a whole group

If you disregard number 4 make sure he is very happy with his job

Do not replace holes in the DNA with frog DNA

Do not create anything smarter than you

If you do without knowing destroy it as soon as you find out

Do not create anything that spits poison

If you do without knowing destroy it as soon as you find out

If your head geneticist says something needs to be changed about the animals listen to him

Do not bring your grand kids to prove how safe it is

If a many you hired for advice says something's a bad idea listen to him

If the only one on your side is a money obsessed blood sucking lawyer rethink your plans

When you animal control expert says you need big guns buy more than two

Always have your computer search for an impossibly high number of animals

Do not create any thing that is disturbing