While I am not yet done with Lana's story, here I give you another story, featuring Lincoln and one of his sisters. This time, as requested by pinksakura271, littlealexmartinez61910 and a guest commenter, here is one about Luan.

To give a little back story, Luan is my favorite Loud sister, so far. I have a weak spot for bubbly, jokester girls. So naturally, Luan appealed to me. I am waiting the moment she gets a much deeper exploration in the show. For now, I crafted this story about her relationship with Lincoln, and a pursuit for love. Hope you enjoy!

At an autumn school fair, an open mic session is happening. Students go up onstage to perform music, do a spoken word, or make a standup routine. Luan Loud decides to do the latter as she climbs onstage.

Luan starts her routine, "Hey guys, you know, I love the fall season. It's beautiful to see the brown leaves fall. Like a scene in a romantic movie. But you know what is not beautiful nor romantic? For me to fall to from this stage."

And on that joke, the audience of students and their families start to slightly snicker.

But Luan recovers with a punch line, "It's at least better to think that way than say 'I'm falling for you'". This prompts for the audience to laugh. Upon saying that line, Luan points anonymously to a certain Asian student.

The 14-year-old jokester continues with her standup successfully.

"You know, I don't get harvest time. Usually, we get our crops when they are freshly grown in spring, not a time when they are about to die. So, why call it harvest-time? Might as well call it a rescue mission to save the vegetables before they die."

With her is her sole brother Lincoln, seated at the front table, who is laughing alongside with the audience. He then narrates to the readers.

"Not a bad thing for a standup. Glad there is an audience that appreciates Luan's jokes. You know, starting from us, we had a hard time tolerating Luan's jokes."

Flashback #1

Luan spots her oldest sister Lori, as usual, texting by the couch. She takes the moment to tell a joke, "Hey Lori, what do you call the phone that makes a good musical instrument?"

Lori snaps at her, "Luan, my phone has a piano app. So, that counts."

Luan then answers, "No silly. It's a xylophone. Hahaha. Get it?" With that, Lori grumbles in annoyance.

Flashback #2

Luan encounters Lana, playing on a mud puddle on their yard.

"Hey Lana, what you doing?" Luan asks.

"Making the ultimate mud fortress for Seymour," Lana answers.

"Cool. Where is he?"

"Oh, he's in his terrarium."

"Good. Better remind him to park his car at the right spot, or else it might get 'toad'."

As she hears the supposed joke, Lana tries to figure out the joke and finds out eventually with a palm slap to her face.

Flashback #3

Lucy is walking across the hall, presumably heading to the bathroom. Luan then walks by and crosses paths with Lucy.

"Hey Lucy, wanna hear a trivia?" Luan asks optimistically.

"If that trivia does not involve anything macabre or closest to macabre, that would be nails to my ears. But go ahead," Lucy answers bluntly.

"Okay, what's the definition of a will?"

"What?"

"A dead giveaway," Luan answers and laughs hysterically

Yet, Lucy snaps back smugly, "As much as I appreciate your dark humor, it is still corny."She then walks away from Luan.

"Come on, don't be a killjoy," Luan replies, still laughing hysterically.

Flashback #4

Luna and Luan are relaxing in their bedroom. Luna is strumming her guitar for practice, while Luan sits by her bed, writing effective jokes.

Lincoln voices over on his narration, "Even to Luna, whom Luan often tries her jokes to, has a little annoyance to Luan's antics."

Luan lays down a joke to her sister, "Luna, how about this? What do you call a cow with no legs?"

Strumming her guitar, Luna responds, "Dunno. What?"

"Ground beef. Hehehe. Get it? What you think?"

Luna bluntly switches her eyes to the readers and turns back to her. "Needs more cowbell, sis," Luna snaps back with a snicker.

However, Luan returns with a punch line, "Oh, how moo-tivating, sis! Hahahaha." This makes Luna facepalm.

End of Flashbacks

Lincoln continues his narration, "Luckily, besides dad, Clyde and Lily, I was one of the few people to tolerate her jokes."

Flashback #5

Lincoln is reading his newly bought comics on the living room couch. Luan pops behind him.

"Hey Linc, what do you think of this joke?" Luan asks to her brother.

"Uhmmm sure. Okay…" Lincoln replies.

"What falls in autumn?"

"What?"

"Leaves. Hehehe. Get it? Leaves fall in autumn."

"Yeah, the punch line is pretty obvious. Might as well go the extra mile."

"Like how?"

"Like say, 'Leaves fall in autumn. I am sure they are in love at the season'. Hehehe. Get it?"

"Hmmm that's a clever punch line. Man, I fall for that. Hehehe."

Alongside, Lincoln and Luan laugh at their joke exchanges. This prompts Luan to take Lincoln out of all her siblings to the school fair for the open mic session, to which Lincoln gladly accepts.

End of Flashbacks

Lincoln concludes his monologue, "So she opts to bring me. And what can I say? I may dislike some of her jokes, but it's better to appreciate that there is a comic relief in your family." He then proceeds to listen back to his sister's standup routine.

Luan lays her joke material, "While I was watching a show in Animal Planet once, I saw how polar bears progress in emotions. They were commonly shown to be quiet and simple. But when someone snatches their food or invades their space, they tend to be aggressive. These bears jump from shy, cute types to angry killing machines. Might as well call them bi-polar bears. Hehehehe."

The audience, along with Lincoln, roar at Laun's story. Luan replies to keep the momentum going, "I guess they can't 'bear' their emotions that much. I guess being too much cold means they need to be hot-headed. Hehehe. What can I say to that? Just chill bears. Hehehe."

With that, the audience keeps roaring in laughter.

After the fair, Lincoln and Luan walk home in content.

"Hey Luan, that was brilliant of you onstage. I didn't know dad jokes could work on some kids," Lincoln compliments.

"Actually I was kind of surprised too," Luan responds, "I always think that my jokes would be too pun-heavy that it will take away the 'pun'. Hehehe. But it kinda works."

"It does. This may be hard for me, but you should keep doing it."

"Really?"

Lincoln responds with a nod.

"Aww, thanks Lincoln. I appreciated that you accepted my invitation. And I am glad you appreciated my jokes," Luan expresses her gratitude, and they both share a hug.

However, at a distance, a guy is calling to them. "Hey! Lincoln! Lincoln!"

Two guys, presumably from school, approach the duo. One guy is Hispanic with a tan-colored skin, has an afro, red shirt and blue pants. And the other guy is Asian with a mild brown skin tone, wears a blue shirt and leggy jeans.

The first guy says, "Lincoln! Sorry, it's me, Ralph from the book club. I lectured you guys of how you can cross Ernest Hemingway and rap."

Lincoln then recalls his time at the book club and thusly remembers, "Oh, Ralph. You sang that 'Hamilton' song."

"Don't need to bother," he replies, "Anyway, we would just like to say how we appreciated your sister's standup routine. We love it. You should do it more often."

"Really? I am flattered guys. Thanks!" Luan expresses her appreciation.

"Anyway, there is another open mic session next Saturday in the Royal Woods book fair. I think you should try that," Ralph suggests.

Luan figures it out if she is willing to try another standup. Nevertheless, she says, "Hmmm…we'll see, if Saturday night's alright. Hehehe."

"Oh, by the way, my buddy Waldo here is a fan of your work. He likes to meet you in person," Ralph says as he pushes his friend in front of Luan to meet her.

Nervously, then timidly, he says, "Uhmmmm hi…I'm Waldo…"

"Hi there!" Luan greets back, "You seem so stiff."

Waldo nervously chuckles at her observation. With that, Ralph assists him. "Anyway Waldo, here is a gifted child."

"Well, not necessarily gifted," Waldo replies.

"Oh, come on, everyone is gifted but some people never open their package. Hehehe. Get it?" Luan jokes, prompting the two and Lincoln to laugh along, with Ralph being the loudest.

"That's actually pretty funny," Ralph reacts.

Luan continues to throw more punch lines, "See, you just need to break out of your shell because we are never born in one."

"That's really clever." With that, Luan and Waldo laugh along with each other, with Lincoln and Ralph being content at this sight. However, Lincoln checks the time and reminds Lincoln of their curfew.

"Ohh, we better go," Luan says to the guys, "Nice to meet you, Ralph and Waldo. Hey, don't have a hard time looking for this guy. Hehehe. Get it?"

"Yeah, I get that joke a lot," Waldo reacts.

"We'll see you guys!" Lincoln and Luan say goodbye to Ralph and Waldo, as they walk back home.

"Well, that wasn't bad of a meeting," Ralph utters, "See? You can overcome shyness over Luan."

However, Waldo's attention is on to Lincoln and Luan, or specifically Luan. With that, he replies in a rather infatuated tone, "Yeah…Luan."

Realizing that Waldo is in fact in love with Luan, he replies, "Knew it, lovebird."