"If you won't eat that, I'll help ya' out buddy!" Naruto stated grinning ear-to-ear, reaching out for Sasuke's unfinished Ramen bowl, only to be deflected by Sakura's ultimate wrath (her slap).
"NARUTO! That's so impolite! Now if you want Sasuke's Ramen that much, you have to ask, nicely."
"Owwww… heh, oh well, that's how I like my girls, tough. Hehe. And forget it, I'm not going to ask Sasuke nicely for a bowl of Ramen he's not going to eat anyways, but I will ask you nicely out on a date," Naruto said through a grin while rubbing his throbbing cheek.
"Grrr…."
A bloodcurdling scream was heard all through the village as Sakura pummeled Naruto into a bloody pulp….
"Well that's that!" Sakura was now grinning and rubbing her hands together as to get some of Naruto's blood off of them…. Sasuke just sighed and threw the rest of his Ramen into the trash.
"Today has been heaven!" Sakura beamed, "It was nice of master Kakashi to give us a week off from training!" As Sakura smiled, leading the way, Sasuke was following after her, next to the limping cripple Naruto.
"Man, I swear, that girl can get so bitchy," Naruto chided.
"Oh shut up," Sasuke snarled back, "You brought it all upon yourself."
"Heh, I know you're just jealous," Naruto sneered, "But don't worry, you know I love you more Sasu-kun…" Naruto edged towards Sasuke and planted a delicate kiss upon his lips. The surprised Sasuke immediately gasped and pushed away from Naruto after the kiss.
"Is something wrong guys?" Sakura twirled back to check out what was happening, to her disappointment, Sasuke just turned bright red and averted his attention to the floor. She wished more than anything he would ask her out... or at least told her he liked her... Sakura's heart twisted fervently with the burning thought of love.
"Nothing's wrong my dear," Naruto replied, then he smiled at Sakura and added, "Well, except for your answer to my earlier question, heh, I didn't quite catch your answer with you all over me and such," Naruto stated, smiling even more.
"GRRAAAAARGH! I WAS NOT ALL OVER YOU! GIT YOUR ASS OVER HERE NARUTO! OH I'M GONNA GET YOU SO BAAAD!" Sakura was in hot pursuit for Naruto's sorry behind.
"Heh, DID YOU HEAR THAT SASUKE! THE GIRL WANTS TO TOUCH MY BUTT! Ha ha! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE THIS KIND OF WOMAN SAKURA!" Naruto snickered and slapped his bottom as he ran for his life. As the two hot-heads passed him, Sasuke could have sworn Sakura's head was lit by fire from the deepest pits of hell... Sasuke just shook off the thought, smiled, and looked up nonchalantly; it was then when he saw a figure plummeting from the sky towards him...