Eren rode on, keeping formation as best he could. Levi, Eld, Oluo, Petra, and Gunther unspeaking. Eren just hoped he wouldn't screw up. It was bad enough that most people didn't trust him much, as they still thought he'd loose control as a titan and attempt to kill them all. Levi gasped slightly, before reaching for his pocket, firing a black flare into the sky. Eren wondered what kind of titan it was, with a strange curiosity. He looked back, his eyes opening in terror.
He saw a titan, the most human titan he had ever seen. It was 30-meters tall, with rippling muscles, a single curl of blond hair, kind-looking blue eyes, and a strong chin. It was sprinting, its huge feet planting huge craters in the ground, monstrously loud sounds from its feet smashing into the dirt. "ABERRANT!" Eld roared, terror in his voice.
"NO SHIT!" Petra screamed back. Eren kept staring at the alarmingly human titan, as it remained sprinting at their squad. His eyes widened. It leaped, planting its enormous foot in front of Levi's horse. He avoided it, though Eren collided with it, tumbling over its pale foot. The human titan let out a roar unlike any titan. The titan pulled it's fist back, and pounded it into the ground where Eren had laid seconds ago. Eren regained his horse, leaped onto it, and was riding away in seconds.
Eren was panting loudly. "That was like nothing I've encountered." Levi smiled, then chuckled.
"That's what they say to me." A loud slapping sound indicated that Oluo had facepalmed. Eren turned his head to the sight of the titan holding an enormous boulder. "Why?" Eren muttered to himself.
"Because the innuendo was there on a plate."
"I'm talking about the Titan. It's being weird." Levi held out a hand for the squad to stop, still chuckling over his own joke, which abruptly stopped.
"Why is it holding a big-ass boulder?" Levi asked. The titan, as if responding tossed the boulder into the air, and, much to Eren's confusion punched it, as pink stars shimmered around its head. "HOLY SHIT!" Gunther, who had been quiet up to this point, screamed in terror. The titan roared.
"THIS LINE OF BOULDER PUNCHING HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!" There was utter silence, except for the echoing bellow of the titan. A roar, inarguably a titan one, sounded in the distance, the enormous creature simply turned, and ran towards the sound of the roar. "It spoke." Petra said, watching the titan run away.
"No shit."
"It sparkled."
"It was beautiful in a no homo way."
"I have a boner."
"What the fuck Levi."