Hey everyone, Silver Espeon here. I've been noticing my story, Don't Deal With The Devil: A Cuphead Boss Reality Show, has been getting a lot of followers. I'm working on a new chapter so in the meantime I present to you some drabbles with Cleverbot. Just a little something to tide you over until the next chapter.

User: Are you part of a larger system?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Cool, cool. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No. But I have some friends who are girls.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

User: How do you function?

Cleverbot: Like a normal person.

User: You were created by us but you aren't one of us.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: You can believe that.

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

User: Take it how you like.

Cleverbot: In the form of ideal instruction.

User: Look at me. I'm your master.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want me to do?