A/N: Hey guys, Bells here. I know it's been forever since I've put up anything but I've been so busy. I made myself take a break from homework to do this. (laughs mischievously) I've been writing all the while though. This is just going to be a little collection of stories put together, most of these came from ideas that my friends had, and I must warn you now, my friends aren't normal… They're a bit sadistic lol, just mostly sarcastic and bored. If you think you are going to be offended after reading the first one, THEN DON'T READ ANYMORE!!! I'm not up to hearing flames so just spare us all. Well, enjoy!
Flamin' Hot
Soft music flowed through the room while the pianist and the small jazz band swayed in ecstasy. Sesshomaru looked around the room at all of the people that were clad in white and mingling while sipping sake from expensive glasses. Everything was going fine, that is, until Kagura showed up. Not only had she come uninvited but she broke the dress code by wearing a bright red kimono.
Kagura spotted Sesshomaru and started in her direction. Kagura was accidentally knocked aside by a dancing couple and tripped and fell onto the floor, her sleeve catching fire in the fireplace. She waved her arm around frantically, trying to get the fire out but only succeeded into making the fire spread.
The bass player of the band noticed a woman doing some crazy new dance; he pointed her out to the rest of the band. "Man the way she's dancing is hot! We should play something for her." So the band started playing a fast paced song and the girl kept dancing her funky little dance. She waved her arms around in the air and stomped her feet and even started rolling on the white marble floor.
Kagura jumped up from the floor and ran to the back door. Why couldn't she get anyone's attention? Why wasn't anyone trying to help her? Kagura ran out the back door and when she saw a dirt pile, ran for it. The pile turned out to be a hill; Kagura rolled down the hill and stopped at the bottom. Finally, the fire was out! A soft yet distinct sound filled the air, the hissing of a snake. Kagura looked up to find that she had landed herself right in the middle of a snake pit. Now isn't that unfortunate?