Authors Notes and Disclaimer:
Disclaimer - I do not own any of Sengoku Basara, I am not making any money of these fanfcs, and any original characters are my own, though if you ask nicely I may allow people to use them.
Notes: This is my first proper fic in a while, so I want lots and lots of reviews, and all reviewers will get hugs. Also Hana is my creation, though if you ask nicely I may let you use her. And italics are a certain Samurai's engrish
Summary:
When Date Masamune plays a joke on Sanada Yukimura things don't quite go to plan. Now the One Eyed Dragon is trying to win Yukimura over, only fate has other things planned.
Pairing: MasaYuki
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: T, though it may go up later, depending on what happens.
Chapter 1- The Joker
"So, what exactly is going on here, and who is she?" Data Masamune looked at the unlikely group in front of him.
"I'm Hana," the girl who Masamune had asked about answered, obviously annoyed at something.
"My village was attacked by bandits, who kidnapped me; he saved me," the explained pointing to a bemused Sanada Yukimura, "then stupid, pervert monkey ninja got us lost when they tried to take me back home."
"Who calls me that?" Saskue asked indignantly
"Kasuga-Chan!" the girl giggled.
Saskue made a strange whimpering noise, then curled up on the ground, sulking.
"I'm guessing you're from Echigo then." Masamune sighed he should have guessed, a name like that could only have come from Kasuga.
"Yes, so, umm, where are we?"
"Oshu."
"WHAT! YOU STUPID MONKEY HOW DID YOU GET US THAT LOST?" Hana cried out at Saskue. Her high pitched screech made everyone in the room cringe.
"I'm curious too, but something tells me I don't want to know." Yukimura sighed, "I'm really sorry about this."
"No problem, been looking for an excuse to have a party, so hurry up."
-Several hours and lots of Sake later-
"So what was your first kiss like?" one of Masamune's drunken soldiers asked the group he was sitting with.
Yukimura wanted this topic not to reach him, but inevitably it did.
"Well, umm, the thing is…"
"You've never been kissed?" one of the other soldiers asked him
"No." he mumbled in response.
"You don't know what you're missing, if you need help, we know some cute girls."
"It's alright, I'm sure I can find someone by myself."
However unknown to the group, someone else had overheard, and was now plotting.
'So he's never been kissed, and given his personality is unlikely to be the one to make the first move, hmm, but if someone took his first kiss by surprise, he'd overreact and it would be quite fun to watch, assuming he knew who it was, if he didn't…'
A glint appeared in Masamune's eye, he had an evil wicked plan; it had to be done!
Later on Yukimura wandered back to his room, slightly drunk, but happy, it had been good fun, once those soldiers had stopped teasing him about not being kissed.
He walked across a dark courtyard, seeing a vague shape of someone walking towards him.
In the dark he could make nothing more out, and then, as they walked past, they grabbed him and kissed him.
It was intense, he tried to cry out, but was stopped when his attacker, no, his assailant, no, this stranger slipped their tongue into his mouth. He could taste Sake, Tobacco and something else, though he could not quite pin it. He could feel small shocks and jolts all over his body, it was an overwhelming sensation.
"Mmmph." He tried to speak; he needed to breathe, a few moments later the kiss ended.
While Yukimura was recovering his breath, the stranger retreated into the darkness.
Yukimura spent a few minutes sorting his train of thought out, who was that? Why had they kissed him? Yukimura was confused and slightly afraid; he hurried to his room and hid under the bedding, not getting any sleep that night.
Masamune had found out the flaw in his plan the hard way. The idea had been to kiss Yukimura, and then follow him to watch his reaction, so why was he in his private rooms, on the other side of the building to Yukimura? The problem was he had not expected Yukimura to taste so…good!