Read this. It's sooooo hilarious!
Okay ummmm this is not Darkxsakura but im her cousin but hah.
Don't tell her. This is just a random story so please no hate mail(:

Driving to Sonic

Cory: Dude so you're from Japan...that's tubular(:

Takkeshi: Yeas...me is from Japan.

Ordering food

Cory: Yes I'd like one hot dog,a shake,and some french fries please.

Takkeshi: YOU EAT DOGS?!?!?!?!?!?! AHHHHHHHH CALL THE POPO!!!!

Cory: What the??!?! SHUT UP! What the hek is a popo? You talkin bout you papa?!?!?

Takkeshi: You wanna kung-fu fight?!?! And at least I no eat dogs! A popo is the people who get the bad people.

Cory: Okay whatever just order your food danggit.

Takkeshi: I want eat ramen

Cory: This aint no asian resturaunt...this is the white people fastfood!

Takkeshi: Ohhh...I want eat white noodles

Cory: I don't think I made it clear enough...there's only white food NO asian food gosh...like totally..wow I'm having a white moment(:

Takkeshi: Hai! I eat white noodels plepeas.

Cory: Dude! There is no white noodles here...nothing freaking white!

Takkeshi: Ohhhh okay. Me eat orange chicken.

Cory: AHHHHHHH! Just look at the dang menu

Person who works at sonic: Umm sir is there a problem?

Cory: SHUT UP...who asked you? Just let my friend order his dang food.

Person who works at sonic: Okay due...chill out(:

Takkeshi: Only want french fries(: they are from france.

Cory: UGHHHHHH...okay whatever think what you want...at least you ordered your food.

person at sonic: okay sir that'll be 17.63

Cory: Whatever. Just hurry up wit the food.

-5 minutes later-

Cory: OMFREGINGOD!!!!! HURRY UP!!!!!

-person from sonic comes running out.-

Person at sonic: Heres your food.

Cory: Ummmm...Shit im broke.

Takkeshi: ... Huh?

-Cory drives away-

person at sonic: WTF!!!!! GIVE ME THE FRIGGIN MONEY!!!!

-later after sonic-

Cory: That was close.

Takkeshi: Dude your so gay. Can't even pay for the bill. My gosh. I'ma go order me some McNuggets at McDonalds. Later white boy.
(would be: You is gay. No pay for food. Me gosh. I get me McNewgits at McDonalds. Sironara white boi)
-Takkeshi walks way-

Cory: OMFG!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL! IS HE CRAZY?!?!?

Thanks so much for reading:
DarkxSakura helped me with some of it.