It started out normal enough... A Tree on top of the hill... Robin had managed to pull both himself and his wife,Miriel away from work long enough to enjoy a boxed lunch (A/N: I refuse to use the other term given its origin)... The Birds were chirping... Henry was using a dead Bird as a ventriloquist dummy... Tharja was creepliy stalking Robin... It was so lovely that just for a moment... Robin allowed himself to ask that question "What could Possibly go wrong".
After all, Miriel stated that the "Knock on wood" and "Sumia's Law" to be "An unfounded Superstition reliying on False-Confirmation Bias, False assumptions on Coorelation leading to a Causation, and other barriers to Scientific Inquery"
Then the Loud Crashing sound came, the mysterious vehicle had the wheels and base of a wagon.. but that was where the simalarities ended.. even more unusual was who was on the strange vehicle...
A certain Blue haired Girl stepped out... However For some reason. Lucina had an Eyepatch and was wearing a biker Outfit...
Although he was Happy to see his Future-Daughter in Law He was still confused
"How are you Here.. I thought you went Back to the..er a Future with the other kids?"
"I did... I'm back from a future"
"Well nice seeing you.."
Lucina shook her head, "I haven't come to chat.. I've come to warn you.."
"About what exactly?"
"Cyborg-Dinosaur Ninjas" she said straightfaced
"A Most Preposterous Statement"
Lucina Then launched into a story of Anna Using money from her Cocaine sales to open a Dinosaur Themepark... Then A zebra in a rocking Chair begain to call Robin Kevin