A great many years ago in Tortal there lived a very fat chipmunk. Her name
was Fredina and she was a bandit. One day, when she was bored, she decided
to go for a walk. She had just passed a familiar clump of grass when an
extremely large acorn fell on her head. She recognized this as the signal
and immediately pulled a bright pink mask out of her Ambercrombie
sweatshirt. With a great war cry she ran off and tripped over a tree root.
"Ow," she muttered. "Stupid tree."
Fredina then proceeded to attack the tree root by hitting it with her arm
and screaming until she was satisfied that it was feeling sorry. She looked
up just then to see all her bandit followers surrounding her and looking at
her strangely.
"WHAT?!"
They all looked around at each other uneasily.
"Oh well we though you might have been hurt or something," one of the
braver chipmunks replied.
"WELL LOOK AT MY TOE!!!!!!!!!" There was a slight swelling in her toe.
"WHATS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU????? GET ME A PIECE OF CHICKEN!!!!!!"
They all ran off to get their spears. They all loved chicken hunting even
though it was so hard. Once they had dug deep into the ground and
intercepted one of the chicken tunnels, there was the problem of catching
the actual chicken. They were always heavily armed and they carried glaives
which they had stolen from they Yamanai island. Afterward they had to get
the chicken back out of their hole. That was the easiest part because
chickens usually lost their nerve once you and shown them a picture of a
grandmotherly looking chicken.
As soon as the chipmunks had begun to dig, Fredina remembered why she had
called the meeting.
"YO HOMIES!!! WHATCHA DOIN'????We gotta help catch them nobles!! Daine
needs our help, remember?" Fredina shouted.
She called them all to order and told them all to line up in alphabetical
order. They did and she told them to march, following her.
