A/N More below-average fic from you're favorite parody writer. This will be an ongoing story. This is a new type of fic for me. Please be patient. I lovingly call it:
Mr Monk And The New Girl
Part 1: Meet Mary Sue
by Ann Peek
Her name was Mary Sue Peek, and she was only 29 years old when she first met them, the people she would come to dearly love. They were the first people in a long time who truly could understand her deepness, and who she would ever consider to be "true friends". Especially him, because he was her one true love. She knew she could never share a life with him, but she could share this part of it with him.
Mary Sue was 5'8" of toned muscle. She had olive skin and auburn hair which was cut into a smart bob, and green eyes with gold flecks in them. Her feet are tiny, her legs are smooth and shapely and besides that she had a nice rack. Not too big and not too small. Pert and perfect - they were quite a pair.She also had a difficult time making friends and her wealthy family in the Pacific Northwest just didn't understand her, and so she felt alone in San Fransisco. But that was before the day when her life changed.
She was only just adjusting to her move from Seattle, Washington when she met "the gang". She had tried to stay in the background, but a perilous situation during one of Adrian Monk's summations escalated into minor gun-play and some heroics on her part, during which she, in a moment of quick thinking, tackled Lt. Disher to the ground, protecting him from a stray bullet. After they hit the ground, she gazed at him while he was still a little stunned. When his eyes opened, he looked at her with sky blue eyes, and she was smitten. She smiled at him, and he groggily smiled up at her. That's when a moustached man she would soon come to adore more than her own father, approached and asked if he was interrupting something, and she suddenly realized that she was laying on top of a total stranger...and that she was kind of enjoying it.
As they stood, he said, "Hi. I'm Randy Disher."
"Lt. Mary Sue Peek." she said, and :held out out her hand to him. "Pleased to meet you."
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer, came around again, saying, "Are we going to do some police work any time soon?"
"Yes, sir." They both said, a little sheepishly.
TO BE CONTINUED
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