My Will

Sue me- I'm dead- nananananahna. Wait, is that supposed to be a bad thing?





Article one-

I would like my body cremated

Article two-

I would like my house cremated

Article three-

I would like all my possessions cremated, except for my money.

Article four-

My money all goes to my pet rat. (I can speak to him. He says, feed me or I will give you BUBONIC PLAGUE!!! Hehehe)

Article five-

My pet rat shall be cremated.

Article six-

All my friends shall be cremated as well… alive!!!

Article seven-

The ashes of my WoT books are to be sown in the White Tower, along with the ashes of my head. The ashes of my friends shall be sown in the Blight, in the Bore. Or you could just toss them in the Bore in the first place to save trouble. My older brother is to be given to Semarhage. The rest of my body I want made into a te'angreal.



I sign this the day of March 25, 2002,

Harper Nyneave Menolly Sedai