Top 10 Ways to Get Rid of Telemarketers

10) Pretend you don't speak English.



9) Say "Hold on," then scream to a nonexistent person: "If

you try to take the knife out, it'll just hurt worse!"

8) Burst into tears when money is mentioned.



7) Ask if the deal is good for all your personalities.



6) Tell them you'll accept their offer if they can guess

your color of underwear.



5) Repeat everything they say in the form of a question.



4) As soon as they identify themselves, say, "You guys are

still in business? Well, I guess the bomb has another 30

seconds."



3) Tell them the restraining order applies to phone calls

as well as physical distance.



2) Mutter: "Aww, damn. Not another one. The last Jehovah's

Witness almost got me the death penalty."



1) HANG UP THE PHONE!