Ok, this is the first fanfic that ive done AH. I know that they are all completely OOC, but please just give it a chance! I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns twilight. I own this 'Nasty Experience'

BPOV:

Chapter 1: The Swan's

I awoke to the sound of my twin sister screaming at me.

"Bella! Wake your lazy ass up, girl!"

Ugh. What does she want now? I thought to myself as I rolled over to look at the glowing red numbers of my alarm clock. 6:15 a.m. She has got to be kidding.

"Bella!" she yelled again.

"Alice, it is 6:15! You are fucking crazy if you think…"

"It is the first day of our senior year, Bella!" she cut me off, "we have to look absolutely in-fucking-credible when we walk through those doors today!"

"What EVER!" I grumbled, rolling back over and sticking my head underneath my pillow, hoping to drown her out.

"Bella, If I have to listen to Alice bitch all morning, im going to come up there and strangle you with my bare hands!" That was Emmett, our room-mate. He was our age, only a few months older than the two of us, and he had been living with us for almost a year now.

The three of us had known each other all our lives, and after his mother was arrested last year and thrown into the local psych hospital after she tried to set the town's Sheriff Station on fire (She claimed that the police didn't do anything to help her after she had been abducted by aliens) he legally emancipated himself and moved in with us.

Since Alice and I were also legally emancipated (our father died of cancer two years ago and our mother was on her third go-round with rehab) we didn't mind the company.

"Yeah, Em. I hear ya!" I yelled down the stairs to him, and heard him laugh in return. I grumbled again, tossing the covers off of me and stumbled my way through the darkness to the adjoining bathroom that Alice and I shared, where my dearest sister was already glued to the mirror with a towel wrapped around her head and an eyeliner pencil in her hand.

Looking at the two of us, you would never guess that we were twins because we had hardly anything in common when it came to physical features. My sister resembled our mother most, and I looked more like our father.

Alice was about average height, 5'6" or so, and had a very slender build. Her hair was short, to her chin, and was jet black except for her bangs which were cut even shorter to cover her right eye and were bleached white. Hey eyes were chocolate brown and almond shaped, and her skin was a deep olive tone that she inherited from our mostly-Italian heritage. Needless to say, she was gorgeous.

I, on the other hand, looked very different from Alice. I was very tall for a female, close to 5'10", with a thicker build from my pixie-like sister. My hair was long, to the middle of my back, was a dark mocha color and had naturally loose curls. My bangs, however, were also cut short to cover my left eye instead of my right, and were dyed a 'hot tamale' red. I had hazel-green eyes surrounded by thick lashes, and my skin was pale and flawless. Alice always told me how envious she was of how I looked. I didn't get it.

"Good morning, sunshine!" Alice sang as I walked zombie-like to the bathroom counter.

"Oh, shut up Alice." I sneered at her. I had never been a morning person, and she was just way too perky.

"Stop being a bitch and get in the shower" she replied, her cheeriness never faltering. "I want to do your make-up when you get out."

"I can do my own make-up, fuck you very much."

"Bella, all you wear is black eyeliner and you look like one of those hideous fucking 'Emo kids.' Gag me!" she said, dramatically sticking a finger in her mouth.

"Well, that ay be true, but at least I don't paint my face up like a hooookerrr!" I sang the last word. She glared at me and snapped the towel she had just taken off of her head in my direction, missing me by an inch. I stuck my tongue out at her and jumped into the shower, closing the glass door just in time to block her second shot.

XxxxxxX

Thirty minutes later, I was standing in Alice's spot in front of the mirror, applying my 'emo eyeliner' and topping it off with some charcoal grey shadow and clear lip gloss. After I finished I backed away a few steps to examine my outfit in the mirror.

I smoothed out my 'Vampire Panic!' one-sleeved band tee (which was my favorite band that was based off of my favorite vampire novel) over the top of my low-rider faded blue jeans that were torn at the knees and belled out at the bottom, with a pair of black ballet flats. Half of my hair was pinned on my head with my 'Jack Skellington' hair sticks, and my dangly 'skulls and stars' earring chimed lightly in my ear. Finally, as I was picking up my square black-and-white rimmed glasses from the counter, I heard a low whistle come from the doorway of the bathroom.

"Lookin' hot, Bells! If you weren't like a sister to me, I might put you on this counter and do dirty things to you." Emmett grinned, wiggling his eyebrows at me. I let out a small laugh as I turned towards him.

"That doesn't make me feel very good, Em. You would do dirty things to a farm animal if it stood still long enough." I walked over and punched him in the shoulder.

"Now, that's not very nice, Bells! Besides, I don't hear your mom complaining!"

"That's probably because she's too fucked up to realize just how bad it really is!" He couldn't help but laugh at that.

"That is cold, Bells. Very cold!" He put his arm around my shoulders and we walked together down the stairs to where Alice was waiting by the front door, tapping her foot impatiently.

"Jeeze, Alice. Agitated much? Its just school." I said, mussing her hair lightly.

"Oh fuck off, Bella!" she said, slapping my hand away and fixing her hair back into its position. "Are you two idiots ready to go?"

"Nope." Emmett and I said at the same time.

"Ugh, lets go morons." Alice said, rolling her eyes, and walking out the door to Emmett's jeep.

"Ready for the first day of our last year, Bells?" Emmett asked me, closing the door behind us and locking it with the key from under the eave.

"Im ready to get this over with, that's for damn sure. Lets hurry up and leave before Alice has an aneurism."

He barked out a laugh and climbed into the driver seat of the jeep turning the key, and the engine roared to life.

"TO OUR LAST YEAR!" Emmett roared, and Alice and I screamed as he slammed down on the accelerator, the tires squealing on the pavement as we made our way to our last year at Forks High School.

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Ok, so I really need some feedback on this, because I've never written in All human before.

I know that everyone is completely out of character, but I really wanted to see how all of our favorite characters would act if they were normal, screwed up, present day teenagers.

Please R&R, because I need to know how everyone feels about it. If I get 10 reviews or more, the next chapter will be up tomorrow!

And don't worry, im still going to continue "As always, I love you." Hopefully I will be able to update both of them every other day, but like I said, im in the middle of moving so that might be a bit tough!

Anyways, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!

Much Love, fellow Edward-Addicts.