DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto. I do own this plot and any OC characters I may create along the way.

New story, again. Well, this plot is similar to that of another...I forgot the name...but it's different in certain ways and actually VERY random, since I'm bad at plots and stuffs... FORGIVE ME! Mmkays. Let's begin, ne?

-PB&J-

Sasuke had returned to Konoha and was as strong as ever, but still not as strong as Naruto. Sakura, however, her only special trait was her strength, reflexes and chakra control. She also taught herself a few medical ninjutsu. Other than that, she thought of herself as worthless. Apparently, so did her teammates...except Naruto.

"Really, Sakura. You're as weak as ever" Sasuke teased, looking at her as she panted heavily "It's a miracle you made it as a chuunin"

"Sasuke-teme! Don't talk that way to Sakura-chan!" Naruto furrowed his eyebrows.

"It's fine. He's right, Naruto" Sakura frowned "Forgive me Sasuke-kun"

"Hn. There's nothing to forgive if you can't fix it" Sasuke smirked.

"You're an extreme jerk, teme!" Naruto punched his friend.

"What the hell, dobe!" Sasuke snarled.

"Shut up! Sakura-chan's a kind person! She's been able to put up with your cocky assed attitude for all this time! Do you know how frustrating that is? It's like you're breaking her all over again!!" Naruto lectured.

"Hn. It's not my fault she's miniscule compared to everyone" Sasuke smirked.

"Sasuke-kun...you're conceited...a filthy, cocky and arrogant ass...but I will prove myself to you and I won't back down!" Sakura scowled "I swear on it!"

Sasuke just smirked.

"Yo!" Kakashi poofed in front of them "Sasuke, we have training to do"

"Hn"

"Jiraiya's looking for you, Naruto" Kakashi told him "And you're dismissed, Sakura"

WHY IS IT ONLY ME THAT DOESN'T HAVE A TEACHER?!!

I dunno...

I wasn't talking to you...

Oh. Then do you mind keeping it down? Here in the world of Inner selves, my friends and I are trying to catch a snooze...

...There's a whole world of you?

Yes. Now be quiet. Hinata's inner is sleeping.

Oh...gomen..

Sakura snapped back to her question. So she decided: Today is the day I find a sensei, or senseis! Muahaha!! Let's see...Kakashi-sensei told me that I'm a genjutsu type...maybe I can ask Kurenai-sensei?

-

"Kurenai-sensei, are you busy these days?" Sakura asked.

Kurenai laughed "Yes. Very. Why?"

"Well, I was looking for a sensei to teach me, and since you're a genjutsu expert, I thought that if you weren't busy you could teach me"

Kurenai considered this for a moment "I don't see why not, but I'm sort of booked. I have to leave on a mission right now, maybe when I get back?"

"How long is that?" Sakura tilted her head.

"Hehe...about 1 month?"

Sakura smiled "Oh. Never mind then, I'll ask someone else. Arigatou, Kurenai-sensei"

Kurenai smiled back and waved before disappearing from sight.

Damn...who else?

Hmm...I know! You could try Hokage-sama!

Tsunade-sama is very busy.

Just try it.

Fine...

-

The pink haired girl knocked on the door of Tsunade's office.

"Come in" Tsunade replied, lazily.

Sakura slowly opened the door and gasped at the sight. Her eyes were widened in shock.

"U-Uchiha...It-Itachi..." Sakura stammered.

"Relax, Sakura. Itachi is turning himself in" Godaime said "He's no longer a harm. I've put a tracker jutsu on him"

Sakura sighed in relief.

The black haired man looked at her strangely.

"Uchiha-san. You are prohibited from being seen by the public. Because you have returned on your own choice, and killed the rest of the Akatsuki, there will be no execution." Tsunade rested her chin on her knuckles "Ah. What was it you wanted, Sakura?"

"A-ano...please take me as your student Tsunade-sama..." Sakura stuttered.

"Hmm? Why is that?" Tsunade asked.

"I'm sick of the comments that my team makes about my strength. Especially Sasuke-kun. So I've decided to find a sensei to teach me, preferably genjutsu according to Kakashi-sensei."

"Sasuke? Genjutsu?" Tsunade furrowed her eyebrows "Well, I'm not a genjutsu type, but I will be able to teach you medical abilities and immense strength. Would you be ok with that?"

Sakura grinned and nodded.

"...I could teach you in genjutsu..." Itachi spoke for the first time "And ninjutsu and tai as well. Would you allow me to be your sensei?"

Sakura's plates literally resembled saucers as her mouth hung open.

"Seriously?!" she gasped "B-but you're a former S-rank criminal!!"

"I think it's a good idea. How about he's your sensei and I'll just teach you what I know? That way the cocky Uchiha brat will be able to shut his mouth once and for all—er..no offense" Tsunade said as she caught the look Itachi gave her.

Itachi just nodded in reply.

"This way you will be experienced in all 4 areas? What do you say?" Tsunade asked.

"Arigatou!!" Sakura cried, grinning from ear to ear.

"Stop smiling like that...it's creepy" Itachi admitted, face still emotionless.

"Uhh...wari, sensei"

"Ok. It's settled then. Itachi, keep yourself from the vision of the citizens. You will live in an extra room here, until your staying here is official and announced to the public. I need to speak to those damned elders first" Tsunade muttered the last part to herself.

Sakura smiled "Once again, thank you"

Tsunade smiled back and waved her away.

-

CHA!! WE'VE GOT THE HOKAGE AND UCHIHA ITACHI AS OUR SENSEIS!! Damn...he is smexy...

-twitch- That's so wrong...I'm never letting you in control again...

OH COME ON, SAKURA!! I WAS ONLY KIDDING (not)!! I'm not gonna do anything.

That's what you told me the last time...

It wasn't my fault!! I accidentaly drank sake instead of water!

Sakura sighed, but grinned. She'd finally found senseis.

The pink haired kunoichi entered her house and looked at herself in the mirror.

"Ahh! My eyes!" she cried, looking at her red outfit and long pink hair in disgust.

Damn, girl. We've gotta do something about this. SHOPPING!!

HELL YEAH!! Sakura exclaimed within her mind.

-4 hours later-

"Phew...all that shopping was so exhausting..." Sakura panted. She had about 8 bags on her hands, filled with 'less bright' colored clothes.

If I'm gonna be training, I should cut my hair. It's just too troublesome.

You've been hanging out with Nara too much.

Correction. With INO too much.

Sakura showered and took a kunai from her pouch.

She took her gorgeous pink locks and cut her hair to a little below her chin.

CHA! We look SO much better like this...

Sakura nodded in agreement. She was so happy. So happy, she missed the fact that with Itachi's training, she could surpass Sasuke.