DB: Hey everyone! I haven't updated in so long. I'm so sorry!

Thanks to everyone who has reviewed my stories so far! AMFTM is on hold due to writer's block but you can expect a lot of new stories from me. I finally got a bunch of ideas!

This story is my first attempt at humor so I hope it came out ok… This is a two-shot.

Oh, also, the yami's have separate bodies from their hosts in this.

Disclaimer: Apparently I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. This is news to me.

Warning: Yaoi….

Bite Me, Yami!

Ryou hated lollipops with a passion. It's not that the lollipops were offensive themselves; it was the use that Bakura put them to. It seemed like every time Ryou saw him, Bakura had a lollipop in his mouth. Now this alone would be nothing to be angry about but it was the way Bakura went about eating the lollipops that effected Ryou so much.

Bakura would run his tongue up and down the sides of the lolli, coating it with sticky, sweet saliva. Then, he would proceed to put the entire thing in his mouth, sucking hard and twirling the stick with his fingers. Finally, he would bite down on the candy, making it split in two with a loud crunch. Then a few minutes later the process would repeat itself.

It was enough to drive Ryou insane. He wanted to be his yami's lollipop.

Ryou was forced to endure the hours of torture each day watching Bakura with his lollipops. While he watched him numerous fantasies would play in his head, most of which involved Bakura doing exactly what he already was except with one minor change. Namely, the object in his yami's mouth.

I didn't even think he liked candy, Ryou thought to himself as he sat at the kitchen table watching Bakura sitting on the couch in the living room. Bakura, of course, was licking an orange lollipop and watching the television.

It's like he doesn't even notice me anymore! Ryou thought angrily. No, I'm just overreacting. Of course he cares more for me than some dumb piece of candy! I'll prove it!

"Hey, Bakura, I'm going to the grocery store. Do you want to accompany me?"

"Mrnph," Bakura grunted, not even bothering to remove the lollipop from his mouth.

Oh no, he does like the dumb lollipop more than me! Ryou thought in horror. He shook his head and tried again.

"Bakura, you'll rot your teeth if you're not careful."

"Mrnph."

"Bakura, what would you like for dinner?"

"Mrnph."

"Bakura, the pharaoh called and agreed that you are indeed better than him in every aspect and he would like to bow down and honor you."

"Mrnph."

"Bakura, I'm pregnant!"

"Who's the father?"

"AHHH, you're IMPOSSIBLE!" Ryou yelled as he ran to his room and slammed the door shut. He only bothers to respond if I'm making a complete fool of myself. Darn it, what can I do to make him notice me!?

Ryou heard the front door open and close, signaling that Bakura had probably gone to Malik's house. Ryou relaxed on his bed, sighing into the air. What he needed was to show Bakura how much he cared and wanted him. Suddenly, Ryou sat up straight in his bed grinning wickedly. He just had a great idea…

DB: Gasp! What is Ryou's idea?

The next chapter: Bakura comes back and Ryou puts his plan to action!

I'm asking YOU whether or not to make the next chapter a bit lemony. I write to please my readers so review and tell me what you want!

Thank you for reading and Please Review! ^_^

~DistanceBetween