I saw loads of Twilight ones and decided that Gossip Girl should have a list too. :)
50 Things Chuck Bass Shouldn't Do
1. Blair is not a personal plaything to annoy,
2. And calling Blair at 5 in the morning everyday is mean,
3. As is suggesting a way to wake her up,
4. That involves them both getting naked.
5. Scarves are not murder weapons,
6. And it is morally wrong to threaten Freshmen with them,
7. Even if they are brats.
8. Telling Blair that red is so not her colour,
9. Or purple,
10. Or navy,
11. Will end up with Marc Jacobs thrown at your head.
12. The Bass jet is not a club with wings,
13. So the St. Jude's Seniors are not allowed their prom in it,
14. Especially if they're bringing prostitutes.
15. Homework is compulsory not optional,
16. As is attendance,
17. Even if you are Chuck Bass,
18. And have way more better things to do than go to the ****hole that is school,
19. Like have sex with a girl from every country in the world.
20. Organising Eric a 'coming out' party is untactful,
21. As is an 'all of Lily's husband reunion',
22. And an 'every man whose slept with Serena' bash.
23. Books are meant to be read not just sit there and gather dust.
24. Incest is wrong,
25. And when Serena says no, she means no.
26. No does not mean maybe,
27. In any language
28. Even Hebrew.
29. Being Chuck Bass doesn't not make you above the law,
30. Especially when trying to buy explosives.
31. Just because Dan is from Brooklyn does not make him a caveman,
32. He can understand English,
33. Particularly if you tell the whole courtyard about Cedric.
34. Vanessa is a person with feelings,
35. Not a robot,
36. Even if she acts like one.
37. Exams are important despite your bank balance.
38. 'Evil mastermind' is not a class in St Jude's,
39. And it will never be,
40. Ever,
41. And Chuck Bass will never be the teacher.
42. Making Blair and Serena fall out for your own entrainment is bad karma,
43. And will come back and haunt you.
44. Rumours that Jenny and Eric are together,
45. To hide Eric's gayness,
46. And to further Jenny's fashion career,
47. Are not true,
48. And Chuck Bass should not help spread them around,
49. Or tell Rufus next time he sees him.
50. You can wear too much purple.
What one was your favourite? Mine is Number 5 and 38 - 41. :) Who should I do next? Blair or Serena? xoxox