Tom Hanks and Nicolas Cage's Boning Adventure
A fucked up story by: Alec Cook
This is the story on how Tom Hanks and Nicolas Cage became a married couple.
One day when Nicolas Cage was going to the strip bar he spied a beautiful man, this man was Tom Hanks. When Tom took notice of Mr Cage he proposed on the spot. Everyone came to the wedding! God, That weird stalker guy, some guy named Ralph, and even Julius Caesar!
After the wedding was over Tom and Nick went to their home for some smexy times. Nick slowly undressed Tom as he squealed in delight "Touch me in my no no place" said Tom. "I'll do more than that" said Nick, penetrating Tom's virgin booty hole. "Oooooooh" said Tom "My turn!" As they went back and forth and back and forth, getting faster and faster with every thrust, Tom finally cummed. "That was the best sex I've ever had" said Tom. "I want to cum on your face" said Nick.
Immediately Freddie Mercury woke up with a jerk. "I need to stop sniffing the Go-Go juice."
The End