Ok this is not apart of my series it's a story based on my friend's experience with her pet turtle and goldfishes (ironically their names are Seto, Mokuba and Noah) and I thought it would be funny if the Kaiba brothers had to experience this.

Chapter 1: Roleplaying

Seto Kaiba was not fond of pets. It was just a plain fact; he didn't enjoy the care and attention that they needed. Plus he was allergic to most animal fur. He ran a multibillion company; his time was spent on the success of the company and his brother…well he guessed the perverted cabbage had to be added to that as well.

Point is Seto Kaiba didn't want pets in his home unless they lived in a tank and had a short life-span.

In other words fish.

"Do squids count?"

"No!" Seto snapped at Noah's umpteenth time to suggest a water creature that was utterly and completely an insane pet to have. "You can each get one fish, anything that can eat fish flakes. Understand?" he looked at Mokuba and Noah sternly, mostly to Noah, who grinned and saluted.

"Of course, Seto." Only Noah said his name with an erotic tone and snickered at Seto's expression.

"Get…out!" he threatened with a glare and pointed his finger to the door of his office.

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After escaping the 'Kaiba Glare' Mokuba and Noah went with Roland in his car to the nearest pet store, "My daughter got her pet canary here." The Kaiba corp. employee said to make idle conversation.

"That's nice Roland." Mokuba replied Noah was absently staring out the car door. Noah had the look of disgust and the boy with ebony hair understood why. He didn't like driving in a commoner's car let alone in an employee's car.

"I can't believe you know these workers by name." Noah whispered into his ear.

Mokuba whispered back, "It shows we care for our workers and Roland's our most loyal."

"Here we are." The person in question brought their attention to the tiny pet shop. Mokuba was somewhat excited; he'd never been in the pet shop even when he was a commoner. Noah on the other hand, scoffed with disgust as Roland opened the door for them.

And as they entered, Noah's disdain increased and made a sound of contempt. Mokuba thought it looked…well…quaint.

"Let's make this quick, shall we?" Noah looked to the side except the boy had disappeared. "Mokuba?"

He found him over by the area where the dogs were kept in cages. "Look Noah, there's a Pomeranian that's a chocolate brown. Isn't it cute?" Noah slunk over next to him and snorted.

"Tch, please, that may be cute for those Beverly Hill Girls, but we're Kaibas we have a much more manly tastes."

It was Mokuba turn to snort, "Oh? What would you suggest?"

Noah motioned to another small dog two cages away, "The Chinese Crested." Mokuba glared at him. "What?"

"Manly indeed! That thing's the same size as the Pomeranian! Plus it looks like a drowned out rat!"

"The Chinese Crested is a graceful and elegant breed." Noah replied indignantly.

"A drowned rat." Mokuba repeated and dragged him away, "We're suppose to look for fish not rats."

Unfortunately, the fish tanks we're in the very back of the store and every few minutes they would stop and look at other animals. This included: canaries, parrots, hamsters, guinea pigs, mice, rabbits and ferrets.

"Why can't we get a bird? Birds don't have fur and they're very beautiful creatures with melodious voices." Noah argued, allowing one of the canaries to nibble his pinkie.

"Because, Noah, birds make a lot of noise and Seto doesn't want something squawking in the middle of the night or when he works at home."

"Then make him move to the company building. Lord knows we could do without him."

"Noah, I've been persuading Seto not to do that."

"Why do you keep saying my name every time you talk?"

"Because, Noah, there's a turtle that keeps looking over here when I say your name." Pointing right behind Noah, there was a tank with a tiny turtle staring lazily around its surroundings.

"…you can't be serious, Mokuba." Noah squinted and crouched in front of the container. He critically put his finger against it and the turtle hid inside its shell. "Eastern painted turtle." Reading the printed sign taped to the tank, Noah tapped the tank with no effect.

Mokuba crouched next to him, "Noah." Slowly the reptile let his head slink out and looked at him.

The two boys shared awed expressions.

"Noah." The green haired Kaiba uttered, the turtle looked expectantly. "Well that does it." He stood and yelled to the front of the shop, "Oh shop clerk! I would like to purchase this turtle!"

Mokuba almost smacked his head against the glass, "What?!"

"Oh don't you see, Mokuba? This is a sign! This turtle was meant to be my pet he has the intelligence and heavenly charms to be given my name and uphold it with dignity!"

"But Seto said—"

"Oh poo on Seto, I'm sure he eats fish." Noah beamed to his little 'pet' Mokuba seemed to pale.

"Y-y-you're going to feed our fish to your pet?!"

Noah quickly corrected himself, "Oh, no, no, no, Mokuba! Not you're fish, but possibly my own. Seto did say we could get one fish each, hmmm." Noah pondered and got an evil grin.

"Oh no, what is it?"

"Oh nothing, I was thinking of naming the fish I get Seto, so then it could be…how you call it? Roleplaying?"

Mokuba sighed deeply, "I suppose you want me to call mine Mokuba."

Noah pondered this, "You know that wouldn't be a bad idea…"

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"And you expect me believe that load of shit?" Seto interrogated the two of them with his cold glare. Noah couldn't have been more proud of himself as he stuck his white gold fish into the tank with his turtle. Mokuba instead had his head bowed and looked rather pathetic with his goldfish in its baggie.

"I only got a fish, like you said." Mokuba muttered Noah gawked at him.

"Oh, you big suck-up!"

"At least I'm not trying to get myself grounded because I wanted an Eastern Painted Turtle."

"Don't say my pet's species with such derision!"

"Quiet!" Seto commanded and snatched 'Mokuba' away from his little brother.

"Ah! What are you doing with him?" Mokuba demanded and watched horrified as Seto let the little goldfish go into the turtle's tank. "No! Noah only got his goldfish so the turtle could eat it!"

"So?"

"He named his fish Seto for roleplaying!"

Seto considered this, "So you named him, Noah," he motioned to the turtle.

"Noa," Noah corrected.

"That's what I said." Seto narrowed his eyes at him, Mokuba slapped his forehead.

"Ugh…the turtle's a female, so it's Noah without the 'H' and he said 'then she will have the female version of my name and uphold it with beauty, grace and dignity!'" Mokuba imitated Noah's voice with a high girly squeak.

"I don't care," the brunet prevented another pointless bickering to ensue and said, "The fishes will stay in the tank and if the turtle eats them, then so be it." Turning on his heel Seto left a flabbergasted Mokuba and a grinning Noah.

But he wasn't finished.

Halfway up the staircases in the main hall he added, "And when the fish make the turtle bigger I'll be having turtle soup."

"HEY!"

"If she eats me, then I'll eat her."

Well that was just a really strange thing for Kaiba to say. Either way, tell me what you think!