Harry has smacked his head against the table for the last time. Hermione thought as she trudged across the room where they had been helping in the plans for rebuilding Hogwarts. "Harry! What has you in a tizzy?!" Hermione is close to rant mode as Harry looks up at her.
"A biography of my life is being planned alongside a sci-fi book. One where they go into space and we may be included in it for publicity! I do not want any more of my life in the public eye!" Hermione rips the letter from him and begins scanning through it before laughing. "They even put a poll up at (Yukimori of the Cherokee's) fanfiction account. Maybe we can change their mind by voting ourselves and paying others to vote with us."
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Above them in the sky a soul giggled with glee. "James, I want the story about Harry in Pern. Vote for it for me!" James looks over at her from where they are watching the Quidditch game along with Remus and Sirius.
"Sure, it would be funny if the writer made it become reality here. Hahaha! Our son is going to have a field day!" Lily glares at him as Sirius opens his mouth.
WHACK!
"Ouch! James, help me, your wife wants to kill me!" Sirius dives to hide behind him only for both Remus and james to move away.
"Sorry Siri, Lily is scarry when angry. Don't you remember how she frightened Death, the Soul Reaper, with a rant?" The three of them shuddered as they remember the wet spot between the angel's pants.