Ok this is my second fanfic and there is a lot of OOCness-just a warning. To all you potter fans don't get mad at me this is just Harry's weird dream ok? He is not a girly girl and I don't think he is really allergic to pickles. I also apologize for any misspellings and punctuation errors.

Harry's POV.

"I sat in my room painting my nails pink and thinking of the hippogriph I met today. He was dancing on the waterfall on the side of a tree and it was very hot outside. I decided to cool off I would sit in a pan of boiling water. I put on a neon pooliturating robe then climbed up a latter and jumped. I sat in my giant pot of boiling water for what seemed like years. Just then a giant pickle started running at me and gnashing its fangs. "Please don't hurt me!" I screamed. "I am allergic to you!" I decided it would be best to go eat some squash, so I started walking back to the school. I turned the corner and saw Professor Snape and Professor Trelawney brewing an odd concoction and laughing manically. I ignored it and kept walking so I could go get my squash, but then Draco jumped at me from behind a curtain and started tangoing with me. After that Ron came and whispered to Draco, "Oh bloody hell, look at those pretty pink unicorns flying around your head." Ron then disappeared in a poof of daisies and purple glitter. As soon as Ron disappeared Voldemort appeared. Our friend Voldy was wearing a red gospel robe and was clapping his hands and shout singing "OOOOOOOH OH OH PRAISE! PRAISE THE LORD! ALLELUIA!ALLELUIA! PRAISE PRAISE OOOOOOH LORDY LORDY PRAISE! PRAISE! ALLELUIA! " He was scaring Draco to death so a smurf came and dragged Draco to the infirmary. Voldy then heard a buzzer ring and ran away screaming "OH LORDY LORDY! PRAISE! AHHHH! DONT GET ME! AHHHLORDY LORDY PRAISE ALLELUIA! WHAT IS THAT GOSH DARNED NOISE! LORDY LORDY PRAISE ALLELUIA!" he then disappeared into our gift shop and was gone."

"That was your dream?" Asked a creeped out Ron.

"Yes it was now excuse me I must go take another nap numsy-pumsy" said a weird, crazed, out of wack Harry.

"Well …..That was….. Odd…." Said a freaked out Hermione. "I think having to save the world from Voldemort has made him delusional. We'll have to get someone to talk to him."

"I'll say" replied Ron

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