Commence newest Total Drama fiction.
I don't own Total Drama. I don't own Disney either. If I owned Disney, I'd have the money to buy Total Drama and make this crossover a reality. If I owned Disney, I'd have the money to make a lot of crossovers a reality. Well, one can dream.
"Welcome to the fifth season of Total Drama, Total Drama Refresh! My name is Blaineley O'Halloran and I'll be your host!" Said a curvy blonde woman in a skin-tight red dress.
"Last season, Chris pushed a new group of teens to their limits back at Camp Wawanakwa, which had been turned into a radioactive dump after Chris rented out the island to a toxic waste disposal company. While Chris is on trial, I'll be filling in for him at Camp Disney with a whole new batch of teen freaks!"
Blaineley fluffed her hair and smoothed the tight red fabric over her hips before glancing up the road, where a horse and carriage was approaching. It stopped and a girl dressed in green mini-shorts and a periwinkle tube top stepped down.
"Ariel." Blaineley greeted the girl, who waved in response with a wide smile.
Her waist-length hair was a vibrant shade of red and her eyes were wide and blue. She moved to stand in front of the drawbridge, and for a moment she leaned over to look down into what had once been a moat.
"Simba," Blaineley said as a boy in a red shirt and khaki pants jumped out of the next carriage.
"Oh I just can't wait 'til I win!" He said in a sing-song voice, his Afro bouncing with the rhythm of his energetic and rather dance-like walk.
"Angel." Blaineley said next.
A pale girl with blonde hair and blue eyes stepped out of the next carriage. She was wearing an oversized t-shirt that looked like it had once been white, but even without looking at the girl's torn jeans showed that her family didn't have very much money.
Simba gave her a charming and confident grin as she joined him and the quiet redhead by the edge of the moat.
"Kovu."
He had shaggy dark brown hair, green eyes and he was very muscular, with a skull tattoo on his left shoulder, and a piercing through his lower lip.
"Raphaella." Blaineley gave a funny look at the girl in the all-purple ensemble with the longest golden blonde hair she'd ever seen in her life. "Raphaella, that's a bit of a mouthful. Do you have a nickname?"
"Oh! You can call my Raphy if you'd like."
"Okay. So, this is Raphy."
"Eeeee! My first nickname!" Raphaella squealed, clapping her hands in glee as she joined her fellow contestants, although starting to look slightly anxious as she surveyed her opponents. She chose to stand away from the group, still looking a little nervous as she fixed her lavender skirt.
"Harry." Blaineley said as a tall and extremely muscular young man with light ginger hair and big blue eyes jumped down from the next carriage, his blue shirt tight over his broad shoulders and muscular chest, his brown shorts showing off his thickly-muscled legs.
"Nice to meet you!" Harry said, grabbing Blaineley's hand in an energetic handshake.
"Owowowow!" Blaineley exclaimed, massaging her sore hand once she'd managed to wrestle it free from Harry. "That's one iron grip you've got there."
"Wooo!" Harry cheered. "So happy to be here, man!"
"Vitani." Blaineley said as a girl with short, spiky blonde hair, vibrant blue eyes and a spray of freckles across her cheeks jumped down from the next carriage, her combat boots making a cloud of dust as she walked. Her brown shirt was tight over her thin body and her ripped khaki pants had been decorated with small chains, and certainly appeared to be a hand-me-down.
"Ping."
"Haha, like Pong?" Simba asked as a short haired Asian boy dressed in a baggy green shirt and black slacks stepped out of the next carriage.
"Way not to come off as an ass." Vitani said, glaring at the boy with the Afro.
"Dude, you look like a chick." Simba commented, looking slightly stunned.
"Well, I'm definitely a guy!" Ping responded, trying to prove his masculinity by spitting on the ground. However, this failed miserably when the spit failed to disconnect and left a trail of his own saliva running down his chin.
"Very smooth." Kovu commented sarcastically, raising an eyebrow at Ping. "I'm definitely convinced."
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Ping sat in the confessional, looking furious.
"Stupid, stupid, stupid." He said, smacking his forehead with each word.
"Marie!"
The girl had hair such a pale shade of blonde it was almost white, pulled into a ponytail and decorated with an oversized pink bow. She was dressed in a pink and white mini-dress which was completely covered in sequins with white capris. The sequins caught the sunlight and the girl's body seemed to turn into a pink disco ball for a moment.
"Oh hey, the Queen of Pink is here!" Simba commented with a laugh.
"Humph." The girl in pink responded with a haughty toss of her pale mane.
"What, too high and mighty to take a joke?" Vitani asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I am a lady-" Marie began to protest.
"And a lady mustn't have a sense of humour!" Vitani finished, mocking the girl's high-and-mighty tone. Then she got serious. "Look honey, if you're worried about chipping your perfect little manicure, you might want to turn around and leave right now because trust me powder-puff, if you're here, you're going to get your designer clothes dirty."
"Clearly she wasn't raised with manners." Marie commented quietly to Raphaella as she took her place beside the girl.
"You wanna say that to my face?" Vitani snarled, having grabbed a fistful of Marie's shirt and pushing her until she was the only thing that was keeping Marie out of the moat. Vitani had flipped open a pocket knife and was pointing it at Marie as she gave the terrified girl a challenging glare. "I'll teach you some manners if you want, honey."
Raphaella shrieked and darted away, getting behind Harry so she could use him as a human shield.
Vitani might have gone further, but Marie promptly burst into tears, and Kovu was by Vitani's side, speaking to her in hushed tones. Marie was covering her face with her hands and sobbing, and eventually, Vitani nodded and pulled the girl away from the moat before pushing her to the ground, disgusted as she walked away from the pink princess, followed by Kovu.
"She'd never make it in our house." was Vitani's only comment. Kovu nodded.
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"Vitani?" Angel asked, running a hand through her blonde hair. "Yeah, that chick is pretty intense."
"I'm not sure anyone is really looking forward to being on her team. I mean, you'd be terrified of pissing her off all the time. She's quick to pull a knife when she loses her temper – which apparently doesn't take much. I'd hate to share a bunk with her. Especially that little Raphaella girl – totally thought the girl was gonna faint when Vitani pulled that knife on little miss Pretty in Pink."
"Gaston." said Blaineley as a tall, muscular young man with long black hair and blue eyes stepped out of the next carriage. He was wearing a red t-shirt with brown trousers and although he was quite brawny, when he noticed Harry, his jaw dropped momentarily and then he opted to stand beside the scrawny boy, Ping, instead.
"Kiara." The next carriage brought a fairly pretty girl with quite a lot of curly brown hair and dark eyes to match. She was dressed in a sunset orange t-shirt that accentuated her curves and khaki shorts and brown hiking boots.
She jumped off of the carriage enthusiastically.
"Kiara, be careful! You're going to hurt yourself!"
Kiara put her hands on her hips, looking very annoyed. "Simba, what are you doing here?"
"I'm here to make sure that you don't get hurt-"
"Simba, you're not my father. I can look after myself – without your help!"
"Phil." The next contestant was a short, overweight young man with curly red-brown hair and a chin-strap beard. His outfit was totally unappealing – a plain brown track suit.
"Snow." The girl that stepped out of the next carriage was a dainty little thing with skin to match her name, and hair as black as the night, curled into a very feminine bob. She was wearing a very girly blue t-shirt with a knee-length yellow skirt.
"Well hello there!" Phil greeted Snow, getting too close for comfort. "How you doing?"
"Oh!" The girl exclaimed, one tiny hand coming to her mouth to demonstrate her shock. Then she hurried off to stand with the little blonde in the lavender skirt. The boy, Phil, sighed in defeat.
"Flynn." A young Hispanic man with chocolate brown eyes, short brown hair and a goatee stepped off the next carriage. His shirt was blue and white and his trousers were brown. He gave a charming smile first at Blaineley, then at some of his fellow contestants.
"Belle." The girl who stepped off of the next carriage seemed to have incredible navigational skills, for her wide hazel eyes did not once glance up from the book in her hands as she stepped neatly down the steps and joined her fellow contestants, the big blue bow tying back her long, chocolate hair swaying slightly as she walked. Her blue and white top was modest but fashionable, especially with her blue jeans.
"Peter." A tall and skinny boy with reddish brown hair and brown eyes was the next to arrive. He was wearing green pants with a green shirt and a matching green fedora.
"Jane." A girl in a modest yellow sundress and jean capris was the next off of the carriages. Her brown hair was tied up in a loose bun, and her wide blue eyes only took in her fellow contestants for a moment before she looked down at her sketchbook, which had fallen on the ground. As she leaned down to pick it up, the pencil she'd been sketching with fell out from behind her ear.
Once she had managed to pick up everything that she'd dropped, she looked at her fellow contestants and smiled. "Oh-uh – oh, yes, right, an introduction-" She was speaking to herself for a bit. Then, she directed her voice to her fellow contestants. "-hello everyone!"
"Eduardo." The boy was tall and lanky with long black hair and large dark brown eyes. He was skinny and had a dark tan, he looked like he was of native origin. Dressed in a red and white shirt with brown shorts and sandals, his clothes – which were obviously designer clothes – really didn't seem very fancy because of all the bling he was wearing. Thick golden chains hung around his neck.
"The Kuzco has arrived, baby." He announced, striking a pose, before going to stand with his fellow contestants.
"Trina." The next contestant was a tiny blond girl with her hair in a bun. She had big blue eyes and a pointed face, but that wasn't really what stood out about her. It was her curves – she must have been five foot nothing, but had flirtatious curves that were further accentuated by the light green strapless mini-dress that she was wearing.
"Hey Tinks!" Peter greeted her, and when she turned to look at him, she jingled. It took everyone a moment to realize that she had bells on her earrings.
She gave him a flirty little wave and smile before sauntering over to him, putting her hands on her hips as if to exaggerate how they swayed when she walked.
"Nuka." The next contestant was a boy with scruffy dark brown hair and brown eyes in an old, off-white shirt and and brown slacks. He had long stubble and didn't look as though he had shaved in several days.
He scanned the crowd and saw the girl with the short, spiky blond hair and bright blue eyes, he pranced over to her. "Hey Vitani -" He stopped, and looked around the crowd again, this time looking kind of suspicious as he spoke to himself. "Where's that little termite, Kovu?"
"Nuka, what are you doing here?"
"Oh, I sent in a tape to the show and they chose me!"
"Where's Mother?"
"At home."
Vitani grabbed the front of Nuka's shirt and pulled him closer to him, lowering her voice to a growl. "You know better than to leave mother all by herself!"
"Oh, who cares? That little termite Kovu will have to look after her." Nuka wasn't trying to keep quiet like Vitani.
"You idiot! Kovu is here too!" Vitani pulled him even closer, dropping her voice even lower. "What do you think will happen if Mother has another one of her episodes? She can't cope with that alone! For Gods' sake Nuka, what were you thinking!"
"Well I'm here to win a million dollars!" Nuka said, his eyes glazing over as he fantasized about his victory. "Then mother can get the help she needs!"
Vitani rolled her eyes and let go of Nuka's shirt. "Good luck with that."
"Cyrilla." The next to arrive was a very emaciated girl with very unique hair; half had been dyed black and the other half had been dyed white. She was wearing a skin-tight black dress that accentuated every bone in her body as she didn't seem to have any body fat. She looked very delicate, almost enough that she her entire body would crumble to dust if someone bumped her.
She wore pointy black stilettos and had several fur accessories with her. As she lit up a cigarette and took a long drag from it, it seemed a wonder that she hadn't managed to catch herself on fire. She didn't bother to move as the next contestant arrived.
"Adam." He had long light brown hair that was tied back in a ponytail and very bold blue eyes. His tanned complexion was marred only by the large number of scars across his flesh. With his blue button-up t-shirt he wore light brown slacks.
He had to walk around the girl in the furs because she was too busy smoking.
"Alice." The next was a girl with long blonde hair and big blue eyes. She was dressed in a blue and white dress with long white stockings and black shoes.
"What a quaint little place." She said, looking around. "I shall certainly have to tell my dear little Dinah about this when I get home." Then she caught sight of Cyrilla. "Oh, what a peculiar hairstyle you have!" And then she joined her fellow contestants.
"And last but not least, Zack!" The boy had a shaved head and almost-black eyes. He was short and slim with a dark complexion, and he wore a light blue dress shirt, the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and gray dress pants.
Cyrilla turned to look at him, and blew a ring of smoke into his face, inspiring a coughing fit.
"Excuse me madame, but do you mind?" Zack responded when he'd managed to stop coughing.
"Mind what?" Cyrilla asked, blowing another ring of smoke into his face.
Using his hand to fan away the cigarette smoke, Zack seemed to regard her as a lost cause and hurried away, going to stand with the little blonde who'd just arrived, Alice.
"So, that's everyone!" Blaineley said. "Let's get a group picture, shall we? Everyone stand right there!" Blaineley pointed to the area across the moat from the drawbridge.
An intern handed Blaineley a camera and she aimed it at the contestants, lining up her shot. "Everyone say 'Disney'!"
"Disney!" The contestants replied, and Blaineley hit the button, committing the image to film.
The camera printed the picture, and Blaineley took the image before it could fall to the floor. She shook the picture for a few moments as she waited for it to turn from black and reveal the image.
And when it finally appeared, Blaineley couldn't stop herself from laughing quite hysterically.
Nuka was laying unconscious, his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Harry had his arms up, trying to hold up the drawbridge, which had fallen apart and the only part of it that remained raised was the part that he was holding, and Raphaella was pressed up against him, once again trying to use him as a human shield. Peter and Trina were appeared to be hovering in mid-air in the photo, having jumped out of the way of the falling wreckage at the exact moment that the picture was taken.
Simba had thrown himself over Kiara to protect her, Belle had her book over her head and was using her book as an umbrella. Zack's feet were sticking straight up out of the wreckage. Ping was in mid-fall over the moat and Snow had fallen in front of the wreckage, her arm across her face in a typical damsel in distress pose.
And the rest of them were buried under the debris from the fallen drawbridge.
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I also did have this chapter uploaded before, but I decided to increase the drama by replacing Mr Thomas O'Malley of the Aristocats with Mr Kovu of Lion King 2.
Also, if anyone would be interested in a Total Drama Island RPG, please let me know.
And finally, here's a list of who is who in case I didn't do a sufficient enough job of describing someone.
Character List
Adam – Beast, Beauty and the Beast
Alice – Alice, Alice in Wonderland
Angel – Angel, Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure
Ariel – Ariel, The Little Mermaid
Belle – Belle, Beauty and the Beast
Cyrilla – Cruella de Vil, 101 Dalmations
Eduardo "Kuzco" - Kuzco, Emperor's New Groove
Flynn – Eugene Fitzherbert, Tangled
Gaston – Gaston, Beauty and the Beast
Harry – Hercules, Hercules
Jane – Jane Porter, Tarzan
Kiara – Kiara, Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
Kovu – Kovu, Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
Marie – Marie, The Aristocats
Nuka - Nuka, Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
Peter – Peter, Peter Pan
Phil – Philoctetes, Hercules
Ping – Mulan, Mulan
Raphaella "Raphy" - Rapunzel, Tangled
Simba – Simba, Lion King
Snow – snow White, Snow White
Trina "Tinks" - Tinkerbell, Peter Pan
Vitani - Vitani, Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
Zack – Zazu, Lion King