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"Pleeeeaaase?"

"No."

"Remus! It's not that big of a deal. Please?"

"No."

"Fine. Be like that. But when I fail History of Magic and can't do it for NEWTs, you're gonna miss me sitting next to you…"

"Oh yes, how will I live without your constant talking and doodling all over my notes?"

"You know you love me."

"Definitely. I just can't resist the charms of Sirius Black."

"Hey, no need to get sarcastic! Go on, Remus, please?"

"Sirius! N-O spells no!

"Do you want me to beg? Okay, fine, I'll beg. Oh, Remus Lupin, divine light of my life, wont you grant me one simple favour? I know that you must be terribly busy, but if you'll just take a moment from your hectic life and assist me in writing my essay, I would be eternally grateful!"

"Sirius, get off the floor. I appreciate the gesture, but kneeling and bowing is only going to get your robes dirty."

"No it won't… Oh. Urgh."

"Yes, urgh. Scourgify. When are you going to learn that I'm always right, Padfoot?"

"I already know that you're always right. That's what I love most about you."

"Flattery will get you nowhere, Sirius."

"On the contrary, dear Moony, flattery will get me everywhere.'

'If you say so.'

'Please, Moony?'

'Sirius, you know those eyes only work when you're Padfoot!'

'…'

'Don't you dare! Sirius, I mean it!'

'Woof.'

'I'm not going to… I… ARGH! Why are you so adorable in dog form? Change back.'

'…'

'Now!'

'Gosh Remus, you're scary when you're strict. You come over all… animal.'

'Sirius, I'm a werewolf. I'm supposed to be scary all the time.'

'Nahh, you're one of the most harmless people I know. Next to Peter, of course.'

'You scare me sometimes, do you know that?'

'Why?'

'I'm not harmless in any way, shape or form! I mean, for Merlin's sake, Sirius!

'I'm sorry. Calm down, Remus.'

'No! It's not right for me to hang around with you! What's wrong with you?'

'Remus, sit down.'

'No! It's dangerous for me to even be near you! I don't… You shouldn't… ARGH!'

'Remus, sit down!'

'… Okay.'

'Come here. Right, you need to know some things. Number one, you are the loveliest person I know! You're smart, and sweet and kind and funny and sensitive and nice and-'

'Sirius.'

'Sorry. Umm… where was I?'

'Number two.'

'Oh. Er… Number two. Yes. Well, number two is… see, the thing with number two is… number two is…'

'For Merlin's sake, Sirius. Spit it out!'

'Okay. Here goes. The second thing is that, while you may have your quirks-'

'Being a werewolf isn't a quirk!'

'Ssh, let me finish. While you may have your quirks, ultimately, beneath all those quirks, you are Moony. The loveable nerd that livens up the Marauders no end. And that's why I… that's why I love you.'

'… love me?'

'Yeah. Turns out I'm as gay as a maypole, who knew?'

'B-But… I thought… I thought you like girls.'

'So did I. But then, one night before the full moon, you came into my bed to sleep, as you do-'

'Sssh!'

'-and I woke up in the morning and you were cuddling me. And I looked into your face and realised I loved you. I loved every little bit of this beautiful, broken, gorgeous boy with his arms wrapped around me so tightly I could barely breathe. And then you woke up, and looked at me, your face all sleepy. Do you remember what you said?'

'… n-no.'

'You apologised for holding me so tightly. And I realised that while I was in love with you, I could never tell you because you didn't feel the same as me and if I was hurt, you'd blame yourself. So I swore to myself that I wouldn't tell you, but as you know, I'm not the best at keeping promises.'

'How long ago was this?'

'Third year. Merlin, how sad am I?'

'Third… How ridiculous.'

'Why? Why is it ridiculous?'

'Because, on the very same day, I fell in love with you.'

'Wha…?'

'Do you want to know why? After I apologised, you looked at me and said 'As if you could ever hurt me, Moony.' Jokily. So I argued that, in fact, I could hurt you pretty badly. And you stared at me and said, 'Yes, but I know you wouldn't. You're not just a werewolf, Remus, and never let yourself just be defined by that. Chocolate frog?' and you produced a chocolate frog from beside the bed. And I thought to myself, he's nice, sees me as a real person and he has endless supplies of chocolate. He's perfect.'

'Oh, Remus. So all along, you loved me-'

'And you loved me.'

'What a waste.'

'All those years that could have been spent being so in love it makes people sick.'

'Snogging in front of James to gross him out.'

'Snogging in front of Peter to see how red he goes.'

'Sounds wonderful.'

'Marvellous.'

'So… it seems that this is a little overdue, but ah well.'

'What do you-'

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'-'

'That was so worth the wait.'

'You're as good as Rachel said you were.'

'Rachel said…? Moony, have you been snooping?'

'… no.'

'You did didn't you? Aww, you've gone all red. You're adorable, do you know that?'

'I am not.'

'You are. You're the girl in this relationship, okay?'

'No! If anything happens, who do you think will be saving us?'

'You, but the fact still remains that you're adorable, and I'm almost six feet while you're only five feet-'

'Five and a half, Sirius!'

'-which means that I can just hug you, like so. And then lean down and kiss you, like so…'

'-'

'-'

'Okay. I'll be the girl, but only if you do that lots.'

'Of course, Moony. Now, about that essay…'

'No, I-'

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"Okay! I'll do your essay! But Sirius Black, you owe me big time…"

So there it is. Should I carry this on and make it like a series of conversations between them, or should I just leave it as a oneshot? Let me know in your review :D

Love and unicorns,
Wisegirl xx