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Casey Zabini? Hermione Granger? What?!
Chapter one- I'm adopted?!!
Mrs. Granger walked into Hermione's room holding a feather and a bottle of shaving cream. Hermione's hand sat in the open in perfect view. Mrs. Granger smiled and gently sprayed shaving cream on to Hermione's open palm. She took the feather and pulled it under Hermione's nose. The immediate reaction was to swat at her face, which she did, covering her face in the fruity shaving cream.
"Arggg!!!!!" Hermione woke with a start. Hermione heard a snort of laughter and looked to see her mother collapsed on the floor laughing so hard she was barely breathing. Hermione got up from the bed and hit her mother with her still shaving creamed hand.
"Gorgon!!" Mrs. Granger exclaimed.
"What?!" Hermione asked startled
"You know mythical beasts with snakes for hair and if you look directly at them you get turned to stone. There are three of them known by Stheno, Euryale, and Medusa from homer's The Odyssey." Her mother explained.
"I know what Gorgon is!" Hermione went to say something else but then she was interrupted by a loud pop. Dumbledore had just appearated in to the middle of Hermione's room. He took in the sight of Hermione and her mother covered in fruity shaving cream.
"Hermione if you are not busy then I would like to talk with you." Dumbledore said smiling at Hermione.
"No, knows just as fine as any other time." Hermione led them out of her room and down to the living room. The all sat down around the comfy fire her mother had going.
"Hermione you know that this is your last year at Hogwarts and you have come of age as of today," Hermione nodded and Dumbledore continued "and you have to find out about your past." Hermione looked perplexed.
"Hermione, you were adopted by us Phil and I, when you were seven Voldemort came up with a plan and it used you as the major role. You parents couldn't bear to lose you to the evil plan that would have surely killed you the put you up for adoption. We were the family that luckily got you." Mrs. Granger said carefully not looking directily at Hermione.
"Your real name is Casey Zabini; twin of Blaise Zabini, and had a Glamour spell placed upon."
"I have a Glamour spell?" Hermione said more interested in the charm than the fact that she was in fact adopted.
"Yes, and I am supposed to reverse it."
Hermione felt a small tingle ran up her whole body beginning with her toes. Hermione stood and walked over to the hall closet and the full size mirror inside. Hermione's jaw dropped as she looked at the true her. She now saw that she had auburn hair with natural blonde highlights and golden eyes that seemed unreal, she also had seemed to get a less sharp face and slimed all the way down. Her once very snug tee had gotten just right.
"Whoa! That's wiggidy wiggidy wack." Hermione said turning around. "I guess I am allowed to know now due to the fact that Voldemort is now finally gone. huh?" Hermione looked at Dumbledore and his friendly face.
"Oh, I think you should know, I have arranged for you to spend the rest of the summer with the Weasleys and Harry. Plus you are this years head girl."
"WTF, you come to my house on my birthday and tell me I'm not who I am and then tell me I'm head girl! WTF!!!"
"Have your stuff read this evening you will be leaving for the burrow." Dumbledore smiled at her little outburst, it was what he had expected.
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