OkamiSMOSH Parody #1: How Okamiden Should Have Ended (Also a parody of the HISHE series)
Shows the ending scene where Kurow dies. Kagu is cradling Kurow's head.
Kagu (crying): WHHHHYYYYYYYY! OH, WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO SO YOUNG, WHYYYYYYY?
Patch444: Seriously, CAPCOM, WHY?
Kurow's ghost appears out of nowhere behind Kagu, who's still crying. No one can see him since he's a ghost.
Ghost Kurow (whispering): 'Cause you're a BRAT!
Kagu stops crying. She stares down at Kurow's dead body.
Kagu (sniffling): W-what?
Kuni appears out of nowhere and kneels down next to Kagu.
Kuni: Sometimes the dead can send a message from the beyond.
Kagu looks up at Kuni and stares at him.
Kuni: Hi...I'm Kuni.
Kagu:...Kagu...
The two stare at each other for a minute, then Kagu drops Kurow's head and starts making out with Kuni while rock music plays.
Ghost Kurow (shocked but mostly disgusted): WTF! 0_0
Manpuku barfs.
Nanami: 0_0
Announcer: SLOPPY SECONDS!
Patch444: To see bloopers and deleted footage, click the link in the descri-!
Patch444 ducks the incoming knife.
Patch444: Oookaaaaayy...Please review, favorite, etc. I may write more parodies in the future if all goes well so-OH MY JESUS!
Ducks a thrown hatchet that impales the wall behind him.
Patch444 (angrily): OKAY! WHO THREW THAT!
Shows Duck with a bunch of weapons. He dumps his entire collection on Manpuku.
Duck (pointing at Manpuku): He did it!
Patch444: :(
