OkamiSMOSH Parody #1: How Okamiden Should Have Ended (Also a parody of the HISHE series)

Shows the ending scene where Kurow dies. Kagu is cradling Kurow's head.

Kagu (crying): WHHHHYYYYYYYY! OH, WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO SO YOUNG, WHYYYYYYY?

Patch444: Seriously, CAPCOM, WHY?

Kurow's ghost appears out of nowhere behind Kagu, who's still crying. No one can see him since he's a ghost.

Ghost Kurow (whispering): 'Cause you're a BRAT!

Kagu stops crying. She stares down at Kurow's dead body.

Kagu (sniffling): W-what?

Kuni appears out of nowhere and kneels down next to Kagu.

Kuni: Sometimes the dead can send a message from the beyond.

Kagu looks up at Kuni and stares at him.

Kuni: Hi...I'm Kuni.

Kagu:...Kagu...

The two stare at each other for a minute, then Kagu drops Kurow's head and starts making out with Kuni while rock music plays.

Ghost Kurow (shocked but mostly disgusted): WTF! 0_0

Manpuku barfs.

Nanami: 0_0

Announcer: SLOPPY SECONDS!

Patch444: To see bloopers and deleted footage, click the link in the descri-!

Patch444 ducks the incoming knife.

Patch444: Oookaaaaayy...Please review, favorite, etc. I may write more parodies in the future if all goes well so-OH MY JESUS!

Ducks a thrown hatchet that impales the wall behind him.

Patch444 (angrily): OKAY! WHO THREW THAT!

Shows Duck with a bunch of weapons. He dumps his entire collection on Manpuku.

Duck (pointing at Manpuku): He did it!

Patch444: :(