AN:Yo! It took me forever to find a decent story of my own for the Sparda twins. I think this one will be quite enjoyable. I mean, how often do you see Vergil getting drunk! Haha.

Warnings: incest, yaoi, alcohol use, lemon. If any of these things offend you, please click the "Back" button. It has uses, you know. All flames will be used for gooey, marshmellowey perposes.

Pairing:VergilxDante

Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry or the twins. They all belongs to Capcom. The only thing I own is my freakish love for Vergil! -tackles Vergie- Yes.. Vergie.. I call him Vergie. Haha, if you take out the 'r'.. it spells Vegie. xD Srry I'm always like this.. I'm sober, I swear!

ONWARD!

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"You're seriously getting us something for our birthday?"

Dante sat in his office with his feet kicked lazily on the desk. Lady stood in front of him.

"Well, I'm bringing you guys somewhere. I know you'll like it, but I'm not sure about Vergil though."

"Don't worry about him. He's not used to getting anything anyways." Dante flipped through the newspaper that was sitting on his desk. He didn't notice when Lady began walking out of the room. "That's horrible! Why don't you get him anything?"

He payed no attention to her and kept on reading. She turned the door knob behind her and opened the door.

"Well, I'll be back here around 6, okay?" The demon waved his hand, indicating for her to leave. "Okay okay. Just go already."

"Oh, and Dante?"

He finally took his eyes off the newspapaer, noticing Lady standing beside him. She bent down and kissed his cheek.

"Happy Birthday."

A cocky smile started on his lips. He opened his mouth to say something undoubtedly perverted but was cut off. "Don't you even think about it." She smiled then walked out of the room, closing the door behind her.

As she was walking up to the front door, she saw Vergil walking down the stairs from the corner of her eye. Her was vigerously trying to get his hair out of his face from his previous shower but was failing horribly. So he just kept it down. A small blush rose on Lady's cheeks because he was only in a towel. She didn't like Vergil, but he still looked like Dante with his hair down like that.

He noticed her staring at him. "Hey Mary. What are you doing here?" Vergil was the only one who called her by her real name. He thought it was more proper to call her that.

"Hey. I just dropped by to tell Dante something. Actually, I'm taking you both out for your birthday around 6. Is that okay?" Vergil ran a hand through his hair, which still wasn't cooperating with him. "Really? Hm, Dante never does anything for me so I'm not quite used to it. Yeah, That'd be nice. Thanks." They smiled warmly to eachother.

"So where are you taking us?" Lady closed one eye in a wink. "It's a surprise." With that, she walked out of Devil May Cry and down the street.

The elder twin walked into Dante's office where the said devil was still reading the newspaper with his feet on the desk. "Did she tell you where we're going?" Vergil grabbed another towel off the rack. He rubbed his head, drying the water from the shower. "No. Why would you think I would know if she didn't even tell you? Dante said from behind the newspaper. "I don't know. Well, where do you think she's taking us?"

Dante turned several pages. "Who knows? She's a chick. You never know what you get outta chicks.."

Vergil walked into the bathroom and changed but with the door slightly open so he could hear Dante through the door. "You say that like they're all the same, Dante."

Dante finally lowered the newspaper. "it's because they are! They all listen to the 'Jessica Simson' crap, they love when you give them flowers. and they watch those cheesy romance movies." Vergil came out of the bathroom, neatly folding the towels. "Um, Iwatch those cheesy romance films. I happen to find them interesting." "...Exactly!" Vergil rolled his eyes.

Vergil sighed and looked at the clock... 3 hours until his first birthday gift since their mother died...

Dante grabbed a bottle of vodka off the shelf a poured himself a shot. After that, he filled a second glass. He drank from the shot glass then slammed the fragile glass down on the desk from the burning taste in his throat. He nudged the second glass towards Vergil. "No Dante. You know I can't stand that stuff after what you did to me." Dnate raised an eyebrow and smirked. "Oh well, your loss." he said as he hit back another shot.

He threw the glass up in the air. With lightning quick movements, he grabbed Ivory and skillfully shot upwards. With his first shot, he shattered the glass into tiny pieces which showered them both.

"..showoff." Vergil smirked.

"Only for you, dear brother." he said sarcastically. He spun his gun on his index finger then stuck it into his back pocket. Vergil turned and began walking out the door. "Whatever you say.. Just know that you're cleaning up all this glass."

"Love ya too, Verge!" he called back.

The heels of his boots clicked on the wooden floor as he walked over to the bookshelf, leaving Dante to "clean".

'Right..like he'd ever listen to me.' he thought.

He grabbed his romance novel that he'd been reading for the last two weeks. Dante took a look at it once out of curiostity, and he didn't understand a word of it... only because it was all written in Latin.

Vergil sighed and closed the book. He could never read when Dante was on his mind. He walked over to the shelf and placed the book back where is was. Now all he had to do was try to find and activity to last him 3 hours...

---3 hours later---­

Vergil had fallen asleep on the chair in the main room. When he woke up, he found somebody put a blanket over him. But who? The only person in Devil May Cry other than him was Dante and that doesn't seem like something the white haired demon would do.

He stood up and looked around the shop for Dante. While he was, he glanced at the clock.

6:05

'Mary should be here at any moment. Where could Dante be?'

He wasn't in his office, the bathroom, or upstairs.

"Dante? Where the hell are you!" he called throughout the shop.

No answer.

Vergil walked out the back door, searching for Dante in the alley.

---30 minutes ago---

Dante thought about how Lady had said about Vergil not getting anything for his birthday.

"How horrible."

For some odd reason, Dante felt guilty for not buying Verge anything.

He noticed Vergil sleeping in the main room and lightly placed a blanket over his brother.

"Happy birthday, V."

Dante grabbed his keys and walked out the front door. As he was walking down the road to find a nearby store, he checked his wallet. "Damnit. What can I buy him with only 15 bucks!"

End Chapter One

AN: Bleh. I dunno.. I don't like it much.

Vergil will get drunk sometime. Don't worry. xD Just be patient with me.

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