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"Where the fuck are we!" Kisame ask. He and Itachi had just sat in Konoha and eating dangos, and now all of sudden they was in a little room that's dimly light. It was not much furniture, it was only two simple red coach's and one armchair.
"I don't know, but it look like we're not alone" Itachi answer Kisame. Both their heads turned to the other side of the room where two people just had showed up, in clouds of dust.
"Where are we Axel?" One of them asks.
"How the hell am I suppose too know Demyx, if this is one of your stupide fiction then I will let my flames eat you, got it memorized?" Said the other one who have flaming red hair. Now it starts to come more clouds from another corner and two new people show up.
"Is this your fault Kira?" A black haired dude with no socks asked.
"How would this be Kiras fault and for the last time L I am not Kira, okay?" The other person yelled at the black haired.
"Sure, sure" The black haired said, who they assume to be L. Now all the four new people started to look around in the room and on each other.
"Oh My God! It's a giant fish! Can i pat it?" Demyx yell and run to Kisame with Axel in his heals, trying to stop him.
"Hey! I'm no fucking fish, I'm more like a shark" Kisame said angry and show him his sharp teeth. Demyx on the other hand couldn't move, Axel was now holding him back. Itachi stood behind Kisame, trying not to grin at the scene in front of him. Of course that was easy, he's an Uchiha.
"Very interesting, I have never seen anything similar" L said, who know had walk over to Kisame and study him. Light was not far away after him.
"Hey, I'm no fucking object that you can what and study you sick bastard. I'm a person and I hear everything you say!" Kisame roar at them.
"Hmpf, If you could be so nice and let Kisame be then I will tell you all why you're here." A voice said like seems to come from no ware. All six of them started to look around in the tiny room but didn't see anything.
"Who are you?" L asks.
"The question isn't who it is, but where it is" Demyx said and Axel just shake his head and sigh.
"Oh, I'll come" The voice said. A light appeared in the middle of the room and a girl came out from it. She had light brown hair that was going to her shoulders and have beautiful curls in it. The girl was wearing a black tank top and a matching black straggle skirt. She was smiling with all her face. "I guess you wonder why you're here."
"Actually, the thought haven't hit me yet" Demyx answer with a stupide smile. Axel just shakes his head again and the other gave him a weird look.
"Thanks it seems like you already have fun Demyx. But this actually needs an explanation. Well, you're here because I decide that and know all six of you will be in a little game. It's a little bit like truth or dare, I will ask you to do something or answer my question. You got to do whatever I say or answer my question. If you don't, then I will punish you. (A/N: In late chapter I will use your question/dare, so just review truth/dare. Also, you can come up with punishments)
"You didn't answer who you are" L said.
"Oh, I forgot that. Hey everyone my name is Funni, but please call me Funni-chan 'cuz it sound so cute. And it's me who is going to run this show or whatever you want to call it. So know when all are here… Wait one person is missing" This girl Funni said. Everyone looked around but no one saw anyone missing.
"Who, we're all here that was here before" A emotionless Itachi said. Funni just facepalm.
"I forgot to call him, he who is so important" Funni answer Itachi's question. She clap her hand and in a poff of smoke this important person come. The cloud was every wear and when it had dispel they saw a man. He had blond hair, pony tail and hair over his left eye. I'll give you a hint; he come from Naruto. Deidara caught easy after he accidently take a breath of the smoke.
"Where the hell am I!" Deidara yell and look around.
"Oh, hi Kisame, Itachi, wasup? Why are we here?" Deidara asked Itachi and Kisame.
"Please don't ask, you'll get a stupide explanation and I don't want to listen to it again." Itachi said on his regular temper. Funni just smile silly and run too Deidara and glomp him.
"What's this for crazy girls, un?" Deidara said and looked around.
"She's the reason why we're here" Kisame answer and then counting "and she seems to like you"
"And know, the person that embrace me, let me go" Deidara said and at the same time trying to get Funni of him. After a while she let him go, reluctantly.
"Deidei my name is Funni and it's me who have taken you here to my world, to play a game." Funni said, smiling madly.
"A game, un? Is it a game? Well I'll go know" The blonde said. It was first then he notice that the room didn't have any doors.
"Why the hell isn't it any door?" Deidara yelled. He then looked evilly at Funni.
"So you won't go away or so you can't escape, choose an alternative." She answer simple. Deidara let out an irritated sigh and then got to the one of the coaches and sat down. Soon after come Itachi and Kisame.
"I think it seems fun" Demyx said. Funni gave Demyx a hug.
"At least it's one that appreciates this" Funni said and gave Deidara a glare. He just sighs and looked away. Funni placed herself at the armchair and ask everyone "Now, shall we start?"
"sure" everyone mumble except Demyx who yelled "Yes!" and Itachi who said "Hn."
"Okay, then my first question is to L. L why do you always think it's Light that's Kira?" Funni asked L. (A/N: I didn't know what I would began with)
"First, all evidence pokes at him, because all evidence pokes away from him. Second, he has an evil or, psychopathic aura around him.
"If all evidence says that it isn't Light, why do you think it is him?" Axel asked L.
"I also want to know that" Light said.
"Because he's smart he will make it look like it isn't him." Light answer casual, like it was the most obviously thing in the world. Ever ones faces was like a ? but L didn't care, he just shrugged. Funni recover soon.
"Okay, let us take another question. Deidara have you ever done anything naughty with your handsmounts? C'mon everyone wants to know" Funni said evilly. Everyone look at Deidara, who just got redder and redder after every second, but he didn't say anything.
"Oh Come on Deidei-chan everyone wants to know!" Funni gave him puppyeyes-no-jutsu, but he still didn't speak.
"Okay, it's already time for the days first punishment. Hm… what will I make you do?" Funni thought out loud. Everyone was quiet and wait. Dymex was sitting and tossing forward and back while Axel trying to stop him. Kisame and Itach just sat and glared evilly at Deidara, who still had a madly blush. Light sat with his arms in cross and with eyes closed and at the same time not trying to look concerned about L looking at him all the time.
"Oh! I got the perfect punishment!" Funni yelled and everyone's heads snap up. "Deidara you got to make out with Itachi in at least five minutes, the sexier it is, and the more I will forgive you." She smirk an evil smirk. Everyone was shocked. Well that was a understatement.
"Why me? I haven't done anything" Itachi said, upset.
"Because if I told Deidei-chan to make out with me I would get angry fangirls after me and you are better after me."
"No. Never, no way in hell I'll make out with him" Deidara said acid.
"Dei, you don't have any choice." Funni smile "So don't make me use violence, because if I do both of you will end up bad."
"Okay, okay" Deidara muter and the turned around to Itachi to kiss him. But he was too late, Itachi's lips pressed against Deidara's before he could react. Both let go of each other.
"If we'll do this, then I will be on the top." Itachi said serious and then they started to make out again.
"Omg this is just too sexy!" Funni yell by her Inner fangirl.
"Aww, so cute they are" Demyx said and earned a hit by Axel in his blackhead.
"Should we take another question while they making out? Funni ask, and had with very much afford succeed to take away her eyes of Itachi and Deidara making out.
"Sure" said everyone who wasn't busy tongue wrestling.
"Okay, then Kisame this question is yours. Are you jealous on Deidara for making out with Itachi?" Funni ask Kisame. Kisame didn't answer.
"Oh come on Kisame. You don't want to be punished, right?" Funni and Demyx just laughs at Kisame's deep blush. The other had really hard time not to laugh. Kisame just shake his head.
"So you are jealous?" She asked again
"Yes" Kisame said really low, you could almost not hear it.
"What? What ya' said?" Funni said and cupped her hand over her ear.
"Yes!" Kisame yelles and got purple. (A/N: His version of tomato red)
"Hehe you don't need to get angry. So who shall we ask next. Oh Demyx~" Funni stared.
"Yes! It's my turn" Demyx said happily.
"Yes it's Demdem. So Dem how is it to not have any heart?" Funni end.
"Oh, we have hearts, but seriously it is like having sensory but no feelings. It's kind of like a robot, but you're tickling.
"So you're tickling? Is that for you too Axel?" Funni asked with a grin.
"No" Axel replay.
"You lie, you are tickling!" Demyx yelled and start tickling Axel so he laughed really hard so he almost died.
"So, I'll take that for a day, I look forward to see all the reviews and questions/dares to the participants." Funni said hopefully.
"Is it finally over?" Deidara said, also hopefully.
"Hey are you done with your make out?" Kisame asked acid. Everyone looked at them and couldn't resist to laugh. It was just a too funny scene in front of them. Their hair was tousled and had a faint blush on her cheeks.
"Yes we are." Itachi said and sat down.
"Okay there it's end, I look forward to the comments, Mata ne" Funni said and everything got black.
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