"It came it came" you shot "it came a letter for Europe for me" You are so excited in receiving the letter you forget to take your meds. Yeah Harry Potter says, "Who need schizophrenia medicine."

The letter was addressed from England which is where Hogwart's is located. "You're a witch like us" Harry Ron and Hermonie state. "One of us, one of us, one of us" they chant.

You pick up your 8-½ inch plastic wand custom made from Party City. Your wand must be broken because when you say Lumos the lights stay off. "Stupid thing I should have bought the one that wasn't half off. They don't make um like in England I suppose." Sighing you use the muggle contraption the light switch. Harry starts to nag "When are we leaving we must leave the train is going to leave soon."

So you take your broomstick and hop out the window. Goodbye muggles.

Hope you like the movie