Elite Admiral Keruru presents a Christmas Special of 2010. Have a wonderful Merry Christmas to all who celebrate this day, and enjoy this special of Keroro Gunsou de arimasu! Disclaimer again: I own nothing of Keroro Gunsou but my characters and ideas.
Keroro Gunsou: Blast to the Past!
Volume 1: Chapter 1-A: The Almighty Chaos Lord presents: The Descending of the Lord of Chaos…desu!
Christmas, ah a wonderful day for everyone in Japan. The cities are cover with the beautiful white blanket of snow. Everyone is gathering in the shopping malls to buy gifts and presents to their friends and families. Everywhere seems peaceful at the moment, but as you know from this series, there isn't much peace in the Hinata residence, not when those guys live in their basement.
"Atten-shun!" A green frog yelled. Oh yeah, there can't be peace and quiet in the Hinata's with this idiot around. This is none other than the not so infamous Sergeant Keroro from planet Keron. "Everyone, this meeting is in session!"
"Okay what is now, Keroro? I thought we agree on a ceasefire near and on Christmas Day." A red frog grumbled. This was the Corporal of the platoon, Giroro. "So what's the meaning of this?"
"Yeah, Mister Sergeant Sir, what's up?" The black frog asked, munching away a bunch of candy. He's a cute little frog, but apparently has a bad side to him: Private Tamama.
"Listen," Keroro began, "every Christmas we did so far during our time on Pekopon was all boring and everything. Where's our Christmas (See You in Hell) spirit when we're so separated! So, I looked up online to find a perfect way to celebrate Christmas with everyone!"
"Humph, every other year, all you care was to receive gifts, since when did you care about giving?" Giroro replied.
"Shut up, I'm serious this time!" Keroro barked back. "With this plan I devise, everyone we know will gather to this celebration! So, Corporal, it also means Natsumi Hinata will also agree to this too."
Natsumi would come too! Giroro thought deeply. To everyone who don't know so far, Giroro likes Natsumi Hinata, or should I say deeply in love with her.
"Yes, that's right. What's the point of Christmas without the three most important things during that day?"
"Uh, presents, tree, and party?" Tamama replied unsure.
"No, it's Unity, Giving, and Love!" Keroro roared. Giroro and Tamama flinched at the word: Love. Giroro started ogling over the thought of Natsumi. Tamama started daydreaming happily about his beloved Sergeant. "Unity, the gathering of friends and relatives to increase relationships. Giving, to share our desires and wishes among others. Love, to spread and oppress our dark past and replace it with something so passionate. These unstoppable Keroro's ideas (it isn't his idea, really-Narrator), are the key and meaning of Christmas spirit!"
"Keroro…" Giroro said, crying while admiring his leader's speech.
"Mister Sergeant!" Tamama cried in joy.
Suddenly from above, the ceiling slid open and in came the cool ninja of the platoon, Dororo.
"Keroro-kun, I heard your beautiful speech." Dororo said, tears ran down his eyes. "I was very touched by your words and I really like the part about the Christmas spirit thing you talked about."
"Oh Dororo, glad you like it then." Keroro replied. "I am going to need your help with this to make this fun for everyone then. I'll be counting on your speed."
"I will do whatever in my power to uphold this Christmas spirit you talk about!" Dororo cried.
"So," Giroro grumbled, wiping his tears away. "What's the plan, Keroro?"
"Alright, since you ask, I like to present to you, Operation: Pekopon Secret Santa Party!" Keroro announced.
"Huh?" Everyone grumbled in confused.
Suddenly the floor opened up, and a yellow frog rises from the deep, sitting on a chair, and enters the meeting. It was the jerk tech geek, Sergeant Major Kululu.
"Call me cynical, what's this bullshit about?" Kululu chuckled.
"Yeah, I don't get it really." Giroro questioned. "How is this going get everyone to join in like you said?"
"It's simple," Keroro explains. "Lady Moa, power point please!"
"You got it, Uncle-sama." A blonde dark-tan girl said. This is Angol Moa, the Lord of Terror who was sent to destroy Earth and is the niece of Keroro. She is everything but terrifying on the outside. However, when she transforms into her Angol form, she could uses her Lucifer Spear to destroy a planet. Luckily, she's not doing it yet or else no one would be here.
A flash of light and the projector in the room projected a power point about Secret Santa and the operation.
"So everyone," Keroro explained. "Secret Santa is pretty much you buy a gift for a particular someone you're assigned to, but the receiver doesn't know it's you. How this Pekoponian game works is that you get a bunch of friends, family, and relatives, together and write your name down on a piece of paper; you could write things you like and things you dislike on the paper to make things easier for them. Anyways, then all the names on the paper are put into a bag or a container and shuffled around. Everyone who participates in the game then grabs one name randomly in the bag; no, it cannot be your own. Then, after some time later, we all gather again and give our presents to our assigned person. Everyone understands, right."
"That sounds like fun, Mister Sergeant Sir!" Tamama agreed.
"Call me cynical, why am I not surprised that you would find something like this to do." Kululu chuckled.
"It sounds like a wonderful Keroro." Dororo agreed.
"Okay, good, everyone likes it." Keroro said. "So in this operation, we will do the same, all except it is much different (not really but still). On Christmas Eve, we will all gather here in the meeting room in the base to do Secret Santa. We will have until Christmas morning to find our gifts to exchange."
Everyone in the room but Kululu clapped at their leader's plan.
"So Keroro-kun, what do you need help on that require my assistance?" Dororo asked.
"Dororo, since time is short, I need you to go find our friends outside the Hinata residence to join in this game." Keroro ordered. "Anyone who would like to participate in our game. Can you do that?"
"Consider it done!" Dororo replied and vanished. "I will return with our friends joining this operation." He said from above in the ceiling.
"Great," Keroro said. "Tamama, head back to Momoka place, and ask her to join because Fuyuki will be part of this when I go and convince him."
"Okay, sir!" Tamama replied happily. He ran to the exit to head home.
"Kululu, see if General Mom would like to join, and tell her that when I got everyone, she could pick first. I know that she works late, so I want to give her a head start."
"Fine, I try and ask." Kululu chuckled as he vanished into the floor.
"Lady Moa stay on stand by to record the names joining in the game."
"Yes, Uncle-sama, like who's joining the fun?" Lady Moa replied.
"Giroro, you're with me to convince Natsumi and Fuyuki."
"Yes Sir!" Giroro replied instantly.
The Keroro Platoon began their operation. Dororo ran around to find some friends to join the game. Kululu was emailing and text Aki Hinata, the leader of the Hinata residence. Lady Moa was writing down the names that Dororo got. Keroro was convincing Fuyuki to join the game, while Giroro was finishing up on convincing Natsumi.
At the Nishizawa's mansion, Tamama just arrived home.
"Hey, Momo-chi, I'm home!" Tamama called out.
"Oh, Tama-chan, back already?" A turquoise blue hair girl greeted him. It was the owner of the mansion and his owner, Momoka Nishizawa. "So what brings you back early, Tama-chan?"
"Oh Momo-chi, Mister Sergeant wanted me to go home and ask you something." Tamama replied happily.
"Huh, what is it?" She asked curiously.
"He wanted to ask you to join in this Secret Santa we're holding in our base." Tamama explain. "He said you should join because Fuyuki was going to be there!"
"Oh, Fuyuki is going…be there…" She said, hesitating on her response. Her hair curls straighten up, releasing her dark self to take control. "Paul," She roared. "Get over here, I want you to cancel the Christmas Party that we're having here, I going to Fuyuki's house on that day, you got it!"
"Yes, Momoka-sama, it will be done for your sake!" Her tall butler with a magnificent big white mustache replied. Paul pulled out a phone from the sole of his shoe and began canceling the invitations.
"So, when do we start picking out names?" Momoka asked Tamama, now on her sweet side.
"The name picking starts tomorrow, so we can go pick out in the morning." Tamama explained happily.
The next day, Christmas Eve, down in the meeting room, everyone gathered. In the room were the two resident humans, Fuyuki and Natsumi Hinata, the rich girl along with her butler, Momoka Nishizawa, the poet, Saburo Hojo, Dororo's ninja companion, Koyuki Azumaya, and everyone's surprise, the Dark Hunter, Alisa Southerncross.
"I just so happen to bump into her." Dororo explained to the shock Keroro.
"Gero, how convenient. At least she came to join the game." Keroro whispered back.
Keroro stood up and began to explain.
"Alright everyone! Listen up, Operation: Pekopon Secret Santa Party will now begin!" Keroro shouted. "Everyone here knows the rules right; because Dororo was supposed explain it to most of you already, so let the game begin with the name picking!"
"Yeah!" Everyone cheered.
The hat that contains the names went around as everyone drew one from the hat.
"Who did you get Natsumi-san?" Koyuki asked her curiously.
"Koyuki-chan, it is Secret Santa, I can't tell you." Natsumi chuckled. "Besides, what if it's you, I can't tell you that I got you."
"Oh yeah, that's right, but you didn't open it yet. So are you going to open it?"
"Yeah, I will. I think I do it when not everyone is looking."
Natsumi peeked into her paper. "Oh…" she said, startled at her paper.
She looked towards where most of the boys were standing, and then smiled.
"Oh, so I assumed that it's a person you like?" Koyuki wondered.
"No, it's not that!" Natsumi blurted out quickly, embarrassed by Koyuki's question.
Giroro looked towards Natsumi, and sigh. She got him. He thought. He slowly opened his paper and read the name. He suddenly glow bright red and nearly screamed. He slowly calmed himself down, trying not to panic.
"So, who did you get?" Saburo questioned him. "Is it someone you know?"
"I-I-It's none of your business!" Giroro snapped back as he ran off. He suddenly bump into Natsumi's way.
"Oh hey, who did you get?" She asked him.
He suddenly trembled and ran off. "It's none of your business too, I'm sorry Natsumi!" He screamed as he left.
"Okay, so what's his problem?" She wondered.
Outside the room where Giroro was hiding out. Sigh, she got him…He thought again. Then he looked at the paper and blushed a bit. But at least…I got you.
Back inside, Momoka was shocked to see her paper.
It can't be, of all the people, out of the twelve people, I got this person? Momoka thought hesitantly.
"Hey Momoka-san!" Fuyuki approached her. "You don't look so good, sick?"
"Uh, no, I mean, I'm not sick…" She replied even more hesitantly. She blush bright red. "I'm quite… fine…"
"Heh, well hope you got a good person then." Fuyuki smiled. "I'm gonna go now, see ya tomorrow!"
"Y-yeah… see you… tomorrow…" Momoka mumbled. She stood there for a moment and thought to herself. It's too bad, I shouldn't get my hopes too much in the beginning seeing what are the odds of getting him.
She opened the paper again and read the name in her head again: Alisa Southerncross!
To think I actually pull her name out. If I call a reshuffle it takes out the fun for everyone else, possibly Fuyuki-kun as well. Alisa, my biggest rival in love for Fuyuki-kun.
"Is everything alright, Momoka-sama?" Paul asked her.
"No it's nothing Paul. I got to learn that life isn't always fair, even for the rich." She cried softly. She looked over at Alisa, who was looking at her paper with content. She watched as Alisa looked towards Fuyuki and headed for the exit of the room. "So, she got him. How ironic that she got Fuyuki."
Tears ran down her eyes as she thought about it more. She slowly wipes her tears away and looked around. "By the way, where's Tama-chan?"
Paul pointed in one direction and Momoka looked. Over in the corner was an enraged Tamama, emitting his jealousy aura until it's completely visible.
"Wha-What, What is this piece of…" Tamama grumbled. "Even if I didn't pull the Sergeant's name, I could live with it. But why on f$%ing frog did I have to get this b$%hy broad for a Secret Santa?"
Obviously, he's referring to Lady Moa as the "broad".
The two and Paul returned to their mansion; one depresses and the other upset.
"Hmmm, apparently, this year you both have to get gifts for your rival in love." Paul said. "Isn't that ironic for the two of you."
"Shut up Paul, who ask for your opinion?" Dark Momoka and Dark Tamama growled at him.
"Um, I think I should just stop talking now, yeah." Paul mumbled nervously, backing away from the two in a safe distance.
The two bi-polar kids calmed and let out a big sigh.
"What am I going to do?" Momoka asked Tamama. "I don't even know what she like really."
"You're asking me?" Tamama replied miserably. He laid his face on the table they were sitting around. "What am I'm going to do, I don't even know one fact about her. Just that she's an enemy, she's stupid, pathetic, annoying, what the hell am I'm going to get this enemy?"
"Well, at least you see her all the time when you go to those weird meetings." Momoka commented. "I don't see Alisa at all unless Fuyuki is around. I cannot give Fuyuki as a gift because then that means I give him up for her. I can't do that."
Suddenly, the mansion began to quake a bit as they heard a loud crackling noise from the sky outside came crashing down in the Nishizawa yard.
"Ah, Paul what this, what's happening?" Momoka asked her butler.
Paul rushed to his master side.
"I don't know Miss, but I will get a team to investigate it." Paul replied. He reaches for his shoe phone again and hit the quick dial button. "All troops, move into the yard and investigate that thing that crashed there. Report what it is as soon as possible, understood."
"Yes sir!" The troops shouted over the phone.
In the yard, the Nishizawa's bodyguards, army, and so on, came rushing towards the crashing site. One of the guards sighed and picked up the phone.
"False alarm sir," The guard reported to Paul. "It's just that little friend of Master Tamama."
Later, Paul, Momoka, and Tamama came to the field where the crash was. It was the Keronian apprentice/rival of Tamama, Taruru, who came to visit.
"Tamama-senpai, hey what's up?" Taruru greeted Tamama cheerfully. "Hey, Merry Christmas to you, See You in Hell!"
"Ah, Merry Christmas to you too, See You in Hell!" Tamama greeted back. "Perfect timing Taruru, I was getting depress and I need someone else who is not miserable as me to cheer me up. Momoka and I are kind of gloomy right now."
"Huh, depress?" Taruru asked. "But isn't it Christmas, aren't you two should be like happy?"
"We'll explain inside, it's a long story." Momoka sighed. They all started their way back inside the mansion. "Oh, and can next time you visit, can't you at least give Tamama a call so we all won't have to freak out and call the army."
Back inside the mansion in the dining room, Taruru and Tamama were munching down on their candy while Momoka sat next to Tamama.
"So, what brings you here besides visiting your senpai?" Momoka asked anxiously.
"Oh yeah, I got some gifts for you guys." Taruru replied. He suddenly pulled out a bag from nowhere that was supposedly inside his shuttle. He first pulled out a screwdriver. "This one is for that Cold-Hearted Robot Paul so he could tune himself up sometimes. Senpai said that usually you get a bit rusty sometimes."
"Oho hohoho, is that so?" Paul laughed. He suddenly gave Tamama his cold look and glared at him. Tamama made a loud and large gulp, knowing what's going to happen next. "I'm pretty sure I'm not 'rusty', but I think I consider using it to tune up something else later."
"This dog leash is for Momoka, so Senpai can tame her on a leash."
"I see," Momoka said. She turned to Dark Momoka and glared at Tamama with burning anger in her eyes. Tamama flinched and started to panic. "I think I take good care of it. Thank you so much, I always want to put my pet on a leash like this. How convenient."
"Oh and this is for you, senpai." Taruru said, pulling out a whip. "You could use it to tame your pet Pekoponians. If they get hostile, you could whip them into submission."
"Uh, right, I'll do that." Tamama groaned. He could feel the oppressing order of his owners.
"Oh yeah there this one thing I need to give you senpai before I leave." Taruru said while looking inside his bag, not noticing that his senpai is being tied with the leash and hang upside down by plunging the end of the line with the screwdriver, currently getting whipped by Momoka violently. "Ah here it is, it's strangely heavy."
Taruru pulled out a crate, no bigger than an average size Keronian, wrapped in a Christmas wrapper.
"Ooh…what is it?" Tamama groaned, finally release from his silent unnoticed punishment. "Who's it from?"
"Don't know? I just got an order that I need to deliver this uh…crate to you." Taruru explained. "Said that it's urgent and top priority."
Urgent and Top Priority! Tamama thought deviously. Could it be that HQ has recognized my talents and promoting me to a general, no even better, an Admiral?
I'm pretty sure it isn't. Anyways, Tamama dove right on top of it and put his ear on it, knocking on it to see if it's hollow or not.
"Hmm… it seems quite hollow in it." Tamama said. "Either they didn't do a good job packaging it and there's more air in it, or it's something not important."
"Oh senpai, you should open it now!" Taruru insisted.
"What, but it isn't Christmas yet, or at least it's not tomorrow yet. I can't open it, or Santa Claus will whip me with his tentacles."
"Oh please Tamama-senpai, I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I'm begging you; I want to know what's inside that makes it so heavy."
"Well, since you're begging me so much." Tamama said. "Hey Momo-chi, we're going to open this present in my room so see you later, okay!"
"Huh, oh okay." Momoka answered as Tamama and Taruru pushed the crate away. She was busy looking for information about Alisa and Paul ordering some men to find a decent gift for her; at least so then it won't make Momoka look like a fool in front of Fuyuki.
In Tamama's Training/Bedroom, the two Keronian carefully pushed the crate into the middle of the room.
"This spot should work." Tamama said, huffing and puffing after the long push to his room. "Okay, I guess I could start opening it."
"Oh, oh, oh, senpai, do you think there's candy inside?" Taruru asked anxiously.
"Heh, hope so." Tamama chuckled. Tamama looked at the crate with greed and got ready to tear it apart. "This crate doesn't look so tough. Merry Christmas Tamama, see you in hell!"
Tamama began building up his chi inside his body and focus it on sudden increases sized muscular hands.
"Prepare yourself, crate, for my devastating one hit KO attack!" He roared. "Tamama's Fist of Fury!"
He suddenly launched a powerful strong right at the crate. Technically, a force like that could be as worse as the Fist of The North Star; in other words, destroying his present from who knows who. His fist made contact of the box, sending out a massive shockwave throughout his room. The crate was not damage, totally unharmed.
There was a moment of silence.
"Huh?" The two Keronians said in confusion, breaking the silent moment.
Suddenly, the box started to glow bright red as rays of light started to burst out of the box. The box exploded sending the two Keronians flying back and crashing into the wall. Another burst of light (mix of black and purple) shot through the ceiling and breaking through the Nishizawa mansion and beamed in to the sky, creating storm clouds and mighty winds. The earth shook and the land cracked, nearly splitting the house in two. In this burst of light, the two terrified Keronians could see a silhouetted figure, levitating in the air. Nothing was visible about it but it no bigger than a Keronian and bares massive metal claws that stretch down to its feet.
"I need a report on the situation what's going on?" Paul ordered the troops while protecting Momoka.
"An unknown being is detected in the Little Master's room. It's power levels is immeasurable!" One of the soldiers reported.
"What, there's no such power that exist in this world?" Paul said in fear.
Back in the Hinatas, everyone was on the floor in living room, covering their heads as the world trembled.
"Whoa, what's going on here?" Keroro demanded.
"I don't know, the world is shaking all the sudden!" Giroro shouted.
"What the hell! Is Moa at it again?" Natsumi asked.
"Huh, but, I'm right here?" Moa answered innocently. "Is someone taking my job?"
"Well, whoever it is, he or she is doing a good job at it!" Fuyuki cried.
"Kululu, I need a report now!" Keroro ordered.
"Well," Kululu began nervously. "It's about a magnitude 10. According to the satellites, there's a tremendous energy reading off the scale by a million times occurring at the Private's place; and it's alive! The energy level can't be measured!"
"What, that's impossible!" Giroro shouted again. "There's nothing on Pekopon that have that much power!"
Back at Tamama's room…
"On the twelfth month on the 25th day, the world will tremble and storms roar. The winds bind and the tides rage, the thunders boom and lightning cracks the air. The dark burst of light will shine through heaven and hell, signaling the coming of the Lord of Chaos to bring the destruction to this galaxy." A voice was heard from it. The world stopped trembling as the light started to fade. To the two Keronians surprise, it was a Keronian! It was black skinned and have a purple cap. Unlike the usual boy cap, this cap have additional small bumps on it, like the girls but much smaller. It was a young tadpole, so it has the distinctive face curve and the tail. The symbol on its belly and head was like Tamama's symbol with a vertical crescent moon in the middle between the top part and a circle on the mid bottom of the symbol. It has shiny metal claws that stretch from its knuckles to the bottom of its feet. His voice was very immature, somewhat like Tamama's but even more immature. It landed in front of the two and saluted them. "All hail the Almighty Lord of Chaos, Tomomo! Greeting you all and Merry Christmas!"