THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT BUGGED ME!
DON'T OWN CATS
Coricopat sat with Tantomalie under a huge pile of trash thinking of life if he and Tanto switched lives with Rumpleteazer and Mungojerrie
You're being foolish to think such a thing Tantomalie thought
But still wouldn't it be nice? Having our own song, being popular, having a cockey accent,being more active and having an exciting life? Coricopat thought.
Point taken, but still.
Coricopat started singing the song except with their names
Coricopat and Tantomalie
We're a notorious couple of cats
As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians
Tight-rope walkers and acrobats
We have an extensive reputation
We make our home in Victoria Grove
This is merely our centre of operation
For we are incurably given to rove
We are very well known in Cornwall Gardens
In Launceston Place and in Kensington Square
We have really a little more reputation
Than a couple of cats can very well bear
If the area window is found ajar
And the basement looks like a field of war
If a tile or two comes loose on the roof
(Which presently fails to be waterproof)
If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chest
And you can't find one of your winter vests
If after supper one of the girls
Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls
The family will say, "It's that horrible cat!
But was it Coricopat and Tantomalie?"
And most of the time they leave it at that
Coricopat and Tantomalie have a very unusual gift of the gab
We are highly efficient cat burglars as well
And remarkably smart at a smash and grab
We make our home in Victoria Grove
We have no regular occupation
We are plausible fellows who like to engage
A friendly policeman in conversation
When the family assembles for Sunday dinner
With their minds made up that they won't get thinner
On Argentine joint, potatoes and greens
And the cook will appear from behind the scenes
And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow,
"I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow!
For the joint has gone from the oven like that!"
The family will say, "It's that horrible cat!
It was Coricopat and Tantomalie!"
And most of the time they leave it at that
Coricopat and Tantomalie have a wonderful way of working together
And some of the time you would say it was luck
And some of the time you would say it was weather
We go through the house like a hurricane
And no sober person could take his oath
Was it Coricopat or Tantomalie?
Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both?
And when you hear a dining room smash
Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash
Or down from the library there comes a loud ping
From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming
The family will say: "Now which was which cat?
It was Coricopat and Tantomalie!"
And there's nothing at all to be done about that!
"Why do I have an crazy cat as a twin brother?" Tantomalie said out loud
Meanwhile Rumpleteazer and Mungojerrie were having the same argument
" Don't ya' tink' it would be nice to relax and not be botered' by people and not be blomed' for our criomes' " Teazer exclaimed
"Yea but their liofe' is boing'"
"Fione, whot' eva you say"
SOOOO how was it.
That was my first time doing their accent
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P.S sorry if the lyrics are wrong I just copied and paste from this website