Hello to all!

My KI may still be in progress, but I figured I'd write this little songfic (would you call it a songfic?) based off of Queen's super awesome song "Bohemian Rhapsody". You may get more out of it if you listen to the song while you read. To those of you that are without the song, I have for thee instructions:

Create an account on Radio.Bog.Club and type "Bohemian Rhapsody" into the search bar.

Click on the heart next to the song to add it to your juke.blog. It should turn pink.

Click on Favorites in the site's NavBar and click on "Detach Juke.Blog".

Start the song, read, review and enjoy!

NOTE: I wrote two of the verses so it would make sense, no cause for alarm.

Now, without further ado, give it up for the Baudelaires…with a little help from their friends! ;D

Disclaimer: I only own the verses I wrote and the concept. Everything else belongs to Queen and Daniel Handler.

Klaus: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Duncan and Quigley: Caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality.

K: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see…I'm just a poor boy

Violet and Isadora (in the background): Poor boy

K: I need no sympathy, 'cause I'm

D+Q: Easy come, easy go (V+I join), little high, little low

K: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me…to me.

(Sunny comes in on piano, spotlight on Klaus )

K: Mama, when I was young, you told me everything you knew, never hid the slightest clue. Mama, life was better then, but now that's gone and led us here today…Mama! Ooooooooh! (V+I: OoooooOOooh) Never got to say goodbye…can't live like this, I've got to move along. Carry on; carry on, as if nothing really mattered.

(Piano plays)

K: Too late-it's happening- it's coming to an end, and our time is nearly spent. Mama, I don't want to leave, we have been apart so long it's hard to bear…

(Phil on guitar)

K: Mama! Ooooooooh! (V+I: Any way the wind blows) It never should've been, I miss you more than you will ever know!

(Guitar solo)

Q: I see a little silhouette of a man!

All: Scaramouch! Scaramouch! Will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening, me!

V: Galileo!

I: Galileo!

V: Galileo!

I: Galileo!

Both: Galileo! Figaro!

K+D+Q: Magnifico!

K: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

All: He's just a poor boy from a broken family! Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

(Piano)

K: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Boys: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!

Girls: Let him go!

Boys: Bismillah! We will not let you go!

Girls: Let him go!

Boys: Bismillah! We will not let you go (K in background: Let me go), will not let you go (K: Let me go) (V+I in background: Never, never, never, never), will not let you go! Oh! No no no no no no no NO!

K: Oh mama mia, mama mia!

All: Mama mia let him go! Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me…for me…for me!

(D+Q break out on electric guitars, K falls to knees)

K: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!

(Guitars)

K: So you think you can love me and leave me to die! Oh, baby, can't do this to me baby, just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

(Solo progresses)

All: Oooooooooh! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

(Solo ends, spotlight on Klaus)

K: Nothing really matters-anyone can see-nothing really matters, nothing really matters…to me. (Any way the wind blows…)

So, how'd ya like it? PLEASE review!