Court scene: Percy guilty for kissing underwater!

by ReallyAwesomeBoy

In The last Olympian, Percy kisses Annabeth. This has gone to court. Will he get away with it. I'll tell you now. No, he'll be behind the bars. But read to find out the journey to the place where you get everything free. Jail.

1. SCENES 1 to 3

Disclaimer: I do not own the Percy Jackson series.

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SCENE 1

Dionysus enters, drunk

DIONYSUS: 'Sup, Chiron?

CHIRON: We do not address people with 'sup, Percy.

PERCY: You talkin' to ME?

CHIRON: As a matter of fact, didn't you call me as 'sup ,Chiron?

PERCY: Damn you to Tartarus! It was-

CHIRON: Now, now Percy. No swearing in court.

PERCY: You think THAT'S swearing! THIS is swearing! * you Chiron!

Rachel enters as the judge

RACHEL: Percy, Chiron! No arguments over here!

DIONYSUS: You heard that, drunkards?

RACHEL: That goes for you too, Dionysus. As for you Chiron, get a hearing aid. DIONYSUS said that. To begin-

"I call Dionysus, because he is the witness,

Also because he is a jerk and is stupid"

PERCY:(FLUTTERING HIS EYES) The judge is so beautiful!

ANNABETH: Shut up, Seaweed Brain

DIONYSUS: Yeah Peter Johnston! Shut Up!

Rachel shakes her head in disappointment.

RACHEL: Uh! COURT ADJOURNED IDIOTS!

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SCENE 2

RACHEL: I now call Dionysus, the witness on stage.

Tyson gives Percy a thumbs up.

TYSON: You will kick ass.

PERCY: Where exactly did you learn that language?
TRAVIS STOLL: I DID!

TRAVIS STOLL: (ASHAMED) NOT….

Dionysus steps out to the witness's box, with a bottle of wine

RACHEL: Dionysus, you may make your opening statement.
DIONYSUS: WooHoo! Well, my statement is- SUCKS TO YOU PEOPLE! I AM FREE FROM YOUR FRICKIN' CAMP!

RACHEL: Chiron, would you mind?

She gestures towards the box after the 'Wine Dude' goes.

CHIRON: Ah, Okay. But under one condition.

GROVER: You mean- 'Butt under one condition.'

All the satyrs laugh. Grover stops laughing as Chiron stares at him.

GROVER: (Gulp)

CHIRON: We shall resume this statement

AFTER A VERY SHORT BREAK!

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SCENE 3

THIS SCENE MAY BE VIOLENT, SO IT IS ADVISED THAT YOU GO TO SCENE 4. IF NOT, JOIN THE PARTY!

Everybody starts kicking Chiron. The court resumes after 2 hours.

ANNABETH: I'll say it. He kissed me underwater. I didn't complain. He's guilty.

PERCY: Oh, shut up!

(THIS CHAPTER HAS BEEN WRITTEN IN BRIEF )

RACHEL: Perseus Jackson. You are behind the bars for 20 years.

RACHEL: You too, Annabeth.

ANNABETH: But me? What the *? Why me?

RACHEL: You also kissed him.

ANNABETH: But that's-

RACHEL: Shut up you moron! This part is supposed to come in SCENE 4. Are you out of your mind?