**Hello. I like to write stories about Suboshi obsessing over Yui. I am on sugar high right now so I should give you a warning: Beware! What you are about to read is incredible crazy and you may be at a health risk reading it. You have been fairly warned. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!! Thank you. WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!! SUGER HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!**

I don't own fushigi yugi.

Suboshi's obsession: Prologue

A hooded figure burst through the door of the tattoo parlor. "Hey! We're closing up for the night, bud!" shouted a beaded man who was covered in tattoo's from head to toe. The hooded figure laughed.

"Heh.I think you can find some time for me."

"You think you so tough, bud!?" said the tattooed man. "Or else what?" The hooded figured pulled out some yo yos. Nothing more was said.

"Oh!!!!!! My mistake! We're still open! Now why don't you have a seat here and I'll go get the supplies!"

"Why thank you," replied the hooded figure. The hooded figure sat down while the tattooed man got the supplies ready.

"So, wadaya want, where daya wannit?" The hooded figure handed the man a slip of paper and a photograph.

Meanwhile...

Amiboshi was making out with his new girlfriend, Meiko, when suddenly he started feeling this pain on his butt.

"What the heck? OWWWW!!!!!!!" he yelled.

"Amiboshi, are you alright?" asked Meiko. Amiboshi yelled and pulled down his pants.

"NO!!" yelled Meiko, shielding her eyes. "Amiboshi, I'm not ready for that kind of relationship!!!"

"Baka! Do you think I would ever do that? Now, is there anything on my ass?"

"Lemme see." As soon as Meiko looked at his butt, she forgot exactly why she was looking at it. She stood there staring and drooling until she noticed that there was something there. "Oh my Goddess! There's something written here!!"

"What's it say?"

"I..love..Yui? And there's a picture of a girl with short, blond hair! Who's Yui and why do you have a tattoo of her!?! Are you cheating on me!?"

A look of extreme anger appeared on Amiboshi's face. Then he let out a scream so loud, people all over Japan could hear it.

"SUBOSHIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Across town the hooded figure stopped walking. "Oh no! Watashi wa baka desu!!!!"