I OWN NOTHING!!! I DON'T OWN SANGO, MIROKU, ANY OTHER INUYASHA CHARACTERS NOR DO I OWN THE TITANIC

Riza: Hi! If you forgot, this is a Titanic parody with the characters of Inuyasha

Sango: Rose

Miroku: Jack

Inuyasha: Cal

Kagome: Ruth (Sango/Rose's MOM)

Sesshomaru: Brock Lovett/Mr. Bodine

Naraku: Whale

Shippo: Fazio

Kouga: Lovejoy (Inuyasha's assistant)

other character's names have been changed to something anime-ish. You'll get it after a while.

BE AWARE: I DID CHANGE THE STORY IN VARIOUS PLACES!!!

Sango got up and walked into the living room, wiping pottery clay from her hands with a rag. A small, fire cat got up and followed her. Mirosan, her granddaughter, got up and rushed to her side to help her.

"Turn that up please, dear," She said sitting down, "Kirara, come." Mirosan walked over to the TV and turned it up as the fire cat jjumped in Sango's lap. There was a picture of a naked woman with a large necklace on. The news broadcaster said something about the Titanic and the picture. Sango listened intently, but Mirosan ignored it.

"Your expedition is at the center of a storm of controversy over salvage rights and even ethics. Many are calling you a grave robber." The reporter said.

"Nobody called the recovery of the artifacts from King Tut's tomb grave robbing. I have museum-trained experts here, making sure this stuff is preserved and catalogued properly. Look at this drawing, which was found today..." Another man on the screen was shown. The name Sesshomaru popped up to his left. They showed the picture again and Sango gasped. Mirosan looked up from her cup of tea. She looked at the picture and then at her grandmother.

"...a piece of paper that's been underwater for 84 years... and my team are able to preserve it intanct. Should this have remained unseen at the bottom of the ocean for eternity, when we can see it and enjoy it now...? " Sango's mouth dropped open. Mirosan was trying to figure out what was so amazing about it.

"I'll be God damned." Sango murmered.

"There's a call for you, sir." A man walked up to Sesshomaru.

"I have to go, take a message for me."

"No, trust me, you want to take this call." The man insisted. Sesshomaru followed him to an unused office and picked up the phone.

" This is Sesshomaru Lovett. What can I do for you, Mrs..."

"Sango Dawson."

"...Mrs. Dawson?"

"I was just wondering if you've found the 'heart of the ocean' yet, Mr. Lovett." A shocked expression appears on Sesshomaru's face.

"Alright, Sango, you have my attention. Can you tell me who the woman in the picture is?"

"Oh yes. The woman in the picture is...me."

DAYS LATER

Sango had traveled to Mr. Lovett's office to speak with him. Her, Mirosan, Sesshomaru, and a few others were all in the office. There were monitors showing the images that the submerine staff were taking as they traveled. Sesshomaru showed her a small picture of a large, blue necklace and showed her over to where the picture was.

"Louis the Sixteenth wore a fabulous stone, called the Blue Diamond of the Crown, which disappeared in 1792, about the time Louis lost everything from the neck up. The theory goes that the crown diamond was chopped too... recut into a heart-like shape... and it became Le Coeur de la Mer. The Heart of the Ocean. Today it would be worth more than the Hope Diamond." Sango nodded, mezmerized by the picture of the woman laying on a couch.

"It was very heavy, I only wore it once." She murmered.

"Do you seriously think this is you, Grandma?" Sanmir asked.

"It is me dear, back before the Titanic sunk, after that, I lost intrest in beauty." Sango said sadly still staring at the picture, tracing the features with her eyes.

"Inuyoukai Hockley, right. Pittsburgh steel tycoon. For a diamond necklace his son Inuyasha Hockley bought in France for his fiancee... you... a week before he sailed on Titanic. And the claim was filed right after the sinking. So the diamond had to've gone down with the ship. See the date on the drawing?"

"April 14, 1912." Sango said looking up, she hadn't even glanced at the date on it.

"If you are, who you say you are, then you were wearing this the day Titanic sank."

"I'l tell you everything if I can have my drawing."

"Deal!" Sesshomaru guided her next to the monitors and she sat in a chair.

"It's been 84 years...'' She started as Sesshomaru clicked the button on a voice recorder.

"Just tell us anything." He said.

"Do you want to hear the story or not?" She asked, "It's been 84 years...and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used, the sheet were never slept in. Titanic was called the ship of dreams, and it was...It really was."

APRIL 10, 1912

Millions of people stood around the R.M.S. Titanic. It was about 10 times the size of any other ship. The paint was black, white, and red.

A small black car pulled up and a beautiful, young woman with dark brown hair got out. She had a large, elegant hat and was wearing a fancy dress. She moved out of the way of the car door and looked up at the titanic. Kirara hopped out and jumped onto her shoulder. Inuyasha got out next and stood next to her. His ears twitched when the cold air touched them. He put a top hat on.

"I don't see what the big deal is, it doesn't look any bigger then the Mauretania." She spoke to Inuyasha. He looked at her, as if she'd grown another head.

"You can be blase about some things, Sango, but not about Titanic. It's over a hundred feet longer than Mauretania, and far more luxurious. It has squash courts, a Parisian cafe... even Turkish baths." He said and helped her mother get out of the car.

"Thank you, Inuyasha."

"I wish, Sango was as easy to impress as you, Kagome." Inuyasha said and gazed proudly at the Titanic.

"So this ship is unsinkable?" Sango asked.

"Not even God could sink this ship!"

QUICK SKIP TO SANGO AND SESSHOMARU

"It was the ship of dreams... to everyone else. To me it was a slave ship, taking me back to America in chains. Outwardly I was everything a well brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming?"

BACK TO 1912

Inuyasha escorted Kagome and Sango up the ramp and into the 'slave ship' Titanic.

Riza: To be continued...

Kago: Sure that there's only one lemon in the entire movie?

Riza: Possitive

kago: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww