A/N: I have joined Track, so that is why you're seeing less updates. I won't bother you with any further author's note for THIS one-shot. Enjoy.
Rose
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"French trumps Spanish, and you know it, James Potter!" Lily proclaimed.
"Of course not. Give me Spanish any day," James countered.
"French is eloquent, sophisticated, and—"
"Spanish is cooler!"
"No. No, it's not. In fact, it's even less cool than you."
"It is SO cooler than me! I mean…um…yeah."
"Fermez la bouche, le cochon."
"…"
"Why French is better. I can understand what I just said while you can't."
"Oh, yeah? Well…well…¿Dónde está el cuarto de baño?"
"I'm not an idiot, James. I know that that means 'where is the bathroom?' in Spanish." She retorted.
"…"
"You can't speak Spanish, can you?"
"Um…rather…no."
"Est-ce que vous parlez français?"
"What?"
"What do you speak, then?"
"Italian, mi caro."
"Then why did you take the side of Spanish when I stated that French was the best language all those hours ago?"
"Well…Sirius told me to have a Battle of the Languages, and I heard that French vs. Spanish was a more controversial topic than French vs. Italian."
"Why would you want a heated debate with me?"
"Um…so you would talk to me."
"Would you like to learn French?"
"How?"
"I'll teach you."
"All right, then."
"So say 'French is better than Spanish'."
"Fine, I'll do it. French is better than Spanish."
"Good. Est-ce que tu voudrais diner avec moi?"
"Oui, je voudrais beaucoup diner avec toi."
"There's hope for you yet, James!" she said, shaking her head.
"Wait…you were serious about the dinner invitation, right?"
"Yeah. Say…Saturday at seven?"
"Great! I'll pick you up."
"Au revoir."
"Au revoir, vous chose sexy."
"What did you say?"
"Sirius says it when he has a hot date."
"NEVER say that again. It's weird."
"OK."
"OK."
"Au revoir, then. I'll see you."
"Au revoir."
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Basically pointless! Hahaha…I wanted a rebound one-shot after HWMNBJ! Because it's done! So here you all go! Hope you enjoyed,
Rose
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