Toadette farting was what was going on as usual, with Dry Bowser not caring as he was practicing his tennis skills with Petey Piranha. It was just your regular average day in the kingdom of mushrooms and whatnot... but not for long as one would expect in a story like this.

"Peeyew... oh my golly gosh, I'm really stinky!" Toadette giggled as she was fanning the air while blushing in embarrassment. "Guess those yummy snacks I had are really getting to me!"

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he smacked the green fuzzy tennis ball back at Petey, being unfazed by this regular occurance. "Whoopdeedoo."

"Come on, don't you think it's funny how much of a gassy girl I am?" Toadette said above her loud bassy farts while still fanning her flatulence.

"No, not really." Dry Bowser responded as he noticed a giant cartoony warp portal with flashing rainbow bars appearing above the three of them, sighing. "Oh great, what is it this time...?"

The portal began sucking in everything, with everyone screaming as the Mushroom Kingdom had its vibrant color all sucked away. Toadette screamed as her farting butt got lifted off the smooth grass, flailing her arms about for help. Dry Bowser stood his ground as he watched Petey Piranha fly against the portal, yelping as he got sucked in too. Realizing that everything around him was disappearing in a flash, the skeletal reptile sighed as he shrugged.

"Well, I might as well destroy this stupid thing." Dry Bowser said as he shot a blast of lightning at the portal, causing it to explode as the sky returned to the bright clear blue that it was. Seeing that basically everything was gone, Dry Bowser simply walked off into the white canvas nearby as he turned his dinosaur skull to face you, the reader.

"Well, you might as well find out what happened to the others." Dry Bowser said as he sighed, placing his tennis racket back into his charcoal shell. "This will take a while..."

With that having happened, Silver The Hedgehog arrived on the fading scene on a scooter with boxes of pizza, wearing his Pizza Hut gear as he sighed.

"Did I miss out on something dumb again?" Silver questioned as he let out a disgruntled sigh.

And what started as just another normal day in the kingdom, went awry as usual...

Toadette was walking through Seaside Hill as she stopped suddenly, looking over the grassy hill to see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy heading towards the western direction on the sandy beach.

"Huh-huh, what do you wanna do, fellas?" Mickey asked as he had his hands in his pouches.

Donald shrugged as he shook his head, tossing his feathery hands in the air. "Well, I wanna get some grub. I'm starvin'!" He exclaimed, feeling somewhat aggravated.

"Ah-hyuck!" Goofy laughed as he had his lanky arms by his sides. "Let's get some fries! And go on a wacky adventure to get it!"

Toadette gasped as she clapped her hands together. "Oh my gosh! I gotta go with these guys!" She then dashed down the grassy path leading downward, only to trip over a pebble as she went tumbling down, crashing into Donald, with both characters going into the salty water by the beach.

Mickey and Goofy both gasped as Donald emerged out of the water, growling angrily as Toadette rose out of the water, shaking her head as she giggled nervously.

"Gawrsh, Mickey, it's a cute mushroom girl!" Goofy exclaimed as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand.

"Gosh, Goofy, you're right!" Mickey exclaimed as he helped Toadette out of the water. "You all right, miss?"

Toadette nodded her head, smiling as she looked at Mickey. "Yeah, I am... thanks, Mickey!" She giggled as she winked. "I'm Toadette! Delighted to meet you!"

Toadette's stomach growled loudly, which caused a red and white stone to roll after them. Toadette, Mickey, and Goofy all screamed as they began running away from the rolling stone, with Donald chasing them and the stone.

"HEY! Don't leave me here!" Donald quacked angrily as he shook his arms about, trying his best to catch up.

Toadette And The Disney Gang

Dry Bowser sighed as he broke into a pile of bones after his unexpected tumble from the white space he was previously in, placing himself back together as he folded his arms together, sighing as he shook his head to see that he was in a desert. "Where did I land this time-"

Dry Bowser was then broken into a pile of bones by the Roadrunner running right through him, with the skeletal reptile growling as he used his dark magic to place himself back together. As he bounced his skull about, he noticed Wile E. Coyote riding on a red rocket, the two briefly exchanging glances as the wily coyote continued on his ever long chase against that pesky speedy bird.

"I'm going to get that blasted runner..." Wile said to himself as he was close to snatching up the fast road runner, only to bump into a rocky wall right in his path, with his rocket exploding.

"Beep meep!" Exclaimed the Road Runner after coming back to see the injured coyote, taking off into the distance towards the west.

"...Am I surprised at this point...?" Dry Bowser questioned as he was about to have his body get put back into place, with Petey Piranha landing on the pile that caused the bones to break, making Dry Bowser growl angrily. "Course you had to do that, you big fat loaf."

Petey mumbled as he placed both of his green leaves into his red bulbous mouth, with Dry Bowser going into his charcoal shell to get more bones to reconstruct himself with.

Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha's Looney Express

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Decided to mix this story up with two new ones, to make it a triple in one feature. Although I will say for one of them (with it being the original first one on that particular note) that it's kind of awkward that my first Disney story involving classics like Mickey Mouse is a crossover involving Toadette, but hey, beggars can't be choosers... or something like that. Besides, having Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha hang out with the Looney Tunes mixes it up better.