A/N: This is a little song ficlet based on Rukia and Ichigo. Enjoy! Sang to the tune of 'I'd Lie' by Taylor Swift. I do not own.
I'd Die-sang by Rukia Kuchiki to Ichigo Kurosaki
I don't think that oversized sword
Has ever looked that stupid to me
He tells me about his kills
And I count the ways I make him cry
He'll never fall in love he says
As he picks his nose with his shirt
I'm laughing 'cause I hope he does
I don't think it ever crossed his mind
He pushes me down and I punch his head
But I know all his favorite foods
And I could tell you his favorite color's black
He lives to argue, any form of sense
His sisters' cooking rocks, he hates his father's guts
And if you asked me if I love him
I'd die
He looks around the closet
Innocently ignores the truths
Shouldn't he notice something
Like my hand's twitching towards Sode no Shirayuki
He sees everything black and white
Never let nobody call him Strawberry
I don't let nobody see me wishing Ni-Sama didn't have anger management
I could tell you his favorite color's black
He lives to argue, born on a demented bed
His sisters' cooking rocks, he hates his father's guts
And if you asked me if I loved him
I'd die
He stands there and then Shunpos away
Gami, if I could only say
I'm waiting to kick your ass
He'd never tell you
But he can play trombone
I think he can't see through anything but my heart
First thought when I wake up is
Gami what an idiot
So I throw away my make up
And pray he's as clueless as ever
Definitely I could tell you
His favorite color's black
He lives to argue
Oh, and it gives me a migraine
His sisters' cooking rocks, he hates his father's guts
And if you ask me if I love him
And if you ask me if I love him
I'd die
Ichigo stared blankly, only to be shaken out of his thoughts as the microphone made a nasty crunching sound as it landed on his head.
"Well, Carrot-Top?" Rukia asked. It reminded him of being on trial for murder. The strawberry sweat dropped. He stuttered incomprehensibly. He knew that if he didn't answer soon, the midget would release full force (Kido and Sode no Shirayuki). Still, something prevented him from answering.
"What are you asking?" Ichigo asked. It had occurred to him he still didn't know what Rukia was talking about. Rukia twitched. Ichigo squeaked in fear. Behind them, a song blasted loudly, completely unaware to the strawberry's discomfort. Suddenly, Ichigo shook out a parchment filled with his lines. He glanced at the first one and blushed. He cleared his throat uncomfortably and began to read.
"Um…er…I NEVERMIND!" He cried as he ran away, too scared to finish the line. Rukia blinked and caught the paper. On it, undoubtedly wrote by two authors plotting world domination was:
'Ichigo if you don't confess your love right now, we're coming into the Bleach World to stalk you
With hate,
The Eville Pie and Demon Pixie'
Rukia gaped. Poor Ichigo. As if living with a psychotic family wasn't stressful enough. Was he really that embarrassed that he'd rather face two demons rather than confess his rather obvious love to her? What a weirdo. But soon, she forgot about it due to the newly opened Chappy store.
As the midget shopped, she thought she heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like the Strawberry's. No, it must have been something else.
Turning back to the newly bought Chappy ears, she put them on and decided to join in on the fun totally forgetting about how she had indirectly confessed that she loved him five minutes earlier. After all, she did have PMS. Sometimes.
Fin
A/N: Well! Our first one shot! Let us know if we should do more! We almost feel bad for Strawberry-Chan…but we don't really have a soul so…who the hell cares? LOL