Ok so first fanfic. This might be horrible or it might be a giant success. Lets see how this goes.
This will most likely be a humor/adventure/family/angst genre but only hints of family and angst. Naruto is not an emo. The only emo I know of is going to get bashed… badly…
First poll up . Should the pairing end up naruhina or naruharem. Hinata is a must in either pairing.
There will be bashing in my fic, mainly because there are people I do not like, which you will find out in the first few chapters.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except my computer, and some candy (which will shortly be devoured )
Key:
Thought: hmm… what kind of seal could I use for this?
Speaking: hey guys!
Uber powerful entity: what do you want mortal?
Uber powerful entity thought: hmm… this mortal could prove entertaining
False host: chapter 1: Prologue and Welcome To the Academy
He was small.
He accepted that he was small…
What he did not like about being small though was that he could only run so fast on his short little legs…
Naruto Uzumaki was currently running as fast as his little legs could carry him. Behind him was a raging mob currently out for his blood. It had started out as a good week. It started out two days before his sister's birthday. He was ecstatic in waiting for it people mistook it for excitement for his own birthday the day after, well, they were wrong he was very excited for his sisters because his Oji-san was going to visit them and give them gifts, him the day after. After all what bad could come on the day of your birthday? Right?
Ok Naruto, stop thinking useless things and start focusing on directions you just passed three dead ends and almost turned into another. Not the time for weird thoughts. Ok, so I just passed the fruit guy, next should be the clothing shop, then the cheap weapon smith, and then two corners after that I should be home free… maybe… how is it I manage to forget the directions when I'm being chased by a mob and no other time? Ugh…
After the three hours of running from the mob he was getting tired, while the mob was only getting bigger as they went along. While he was thinking he missed his turn and turned into another dead end.
. . . . . . . . . .
"Well… this might be the last time I ever think while being chased by a mob." Said one very confused and depressed Uzumaki.
He turned and faced the mob that was chuckling darkly at their fortune at finally catching the blonde devil after three hours due to his overthinking.
Everywhere he turned there were more villagers with hatred in their eyes and poised for beating the blonde demon that hurt them 5 years ago.
Naruto frowned…. This was supposed to stop after the last beating that took place. Apparently it left him in the hospital for 2 weeks, even with his Uzumaki healing. Apparently they didn't think a week in the prison and a few hours with Ibiki was enough to convince them it was a bad idea.
Well now he was a little confused. They had him cornered at a dead end somewhere in the village and he had no idea if help was even coming. His only hope was a passing ANBU, that would be rare, or his sisters would have seen Oji-san by now. Hmm…
Well…. Only thing to do now is
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screaming his head off and as loud as his little body could handle.
The villagers winced at the volume the little brat could produce.
"SHUT UP!" One villager roared, with a shovel reared and with a vicious downswing he hit the blonde Uzumaki on the head shutting him up from the shock of the hit. A loud *thwack* sound was heard from the shovel as the villager smirked in triumph being the first in the mob to beat the little devil down.
It was with great sorrow that the Sandaime Hokage looked down on his village. His successor was both a genius and a fool. He had fooled Hiruzen into thinking that Naruto was the jinchuuriki for the kyuubi, but it was with great sorrow that it wasn't him. With a fake seal on his stomach he had secured a scroll explaining what he had done and what he wanted Hiruzen to do if the villagers responded negatively to his daughters being jinchuuriki. He had found the scroll after the announcement was made to the council still believing that Naruto was the jinchuuriki, while his sisters were praised as pure beacons of hope for their village being untainted by the kyuubi. It made him sick. By the time the news had been spread for it being Naruto the jinchuuriki, it was too late to tell everyone for the villagers' reaction had been just what the yondaime had feared.
It was bad to start with, 56 assassination attempts within the first month and around 1000 by his fourth birthday, and so many hospitalizations he couldn't remember the last time he counted. He was too old for this.
But he was not done yet.
No.
He was far from done yet. He still had many things to do.
"OOOOOOOJIIIIIIIIIII-SSSSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNN!" two voices purged him from his thoughts, while he knew whom it was he didn't know what they were doing here. They were supposed to be with the ANBU he stationed with them.
Just as the door flew open to show two little red heads running at him frantically as if their life depended on him helping them with something.
"Yes, Naoko-Chan? Naruko-Chan? What is it?" the old man asked the two frantic 5 year olds
"Naruto's being chased again and its getting huge!" Naoko shouted as they ran toward the old man to take him to their little brother, while it was only by a few hours and one day on their birth records they both looked at him as a little brother to be protected from harm against all things.
The old man donned his hat and took them both by the hand as he told the ANBU to start looking for the young boy. "Snake, Dog, Cat, find him at once!" the three ANBU saluted their hokage before poofing out to search for the small boy before their search proved fruitful. After half an hour they found him with a mob still around him. They all jumped in and pushed the mob back with chakra-enhanced strength.
When the villagers finally realized it was too late with Dog by the entrance to the alleyway and Snake and Cat right next to Naruto there was no way they could get to him or get away. With furry in mind, the Hokage showed up and sentenced them. "ANBU, take them all to Ibiki, tell him to cut loose. Snake, go with them and make sure it happens." With that the hokage scooped up the small boy who was bleeding and unconscious to take him to the hospital. With Naruko and Naoko both by his side the hospital staff were in no mood to test the sandaime when they saw the look in his eyes.
None of them noticed the hidden glee in Snake's eyes behind her mask as she took the civilians away to torturing them for hurting her favorite gaki. No one messed with her favorite gaki and got away with it.
No one.
He woke up to a soft beeping and a couple of weights pressing down on his arms.
Knowing only two things could have happened.
1: the mob got him and hes in the hospital with his sisters on him,
or
2: the evil purple aliens have abducted him for experiments and are going to feed him til he bursts for them to feast on. The two weights being candies and deserts for them to feed him until he got nice and fat.
Snapping his eyes open he checked to make sure it was the first one.
Whew… saved by the sisters sleeping on my arms… again…. Eh oh well its not like I could have been out long. He thought. Slowly trying to work his arms and see if everything is still functioning properly.
Ok so everything is in order fingers can curl, hands can clench, and my figure is still thin from no candy-stuffing aliens… phew… ok now time to wake the girls… or let them rest from scaring them running for Oji-san again… nah "Naruko-Sama, Naoko-Sama, time to wake up… We need to get back home." He whispered to the two girls.
…
…
Nothing.
Not even a disturbance in their breathing… well then if they want it that way then.
"Nee-Sama, Nee-Sama. The ramen is ready. If we don't hurry it will be eaten without us at home all cold and soggy." Naruto whispered to the girls plugging his ears with his fingers for the expected outburst.
An outburst that came very quickly from the two sleeping redheads.
"WE CAN'T LET THE RAMEN GET SOGGY LETS GO LITTLE BROTHER!" they both screamed waking everyone in a 5 miles radius and dragging Naruto out of the hospital and back home with speed that would make the hokage whistle in surprise and pride at his three adopted grandkids.
10 seconds and a very annoyed village later.
They stood at their apartment opening the door and letting Naruto in the house to make the heavenly goodness. A heavenly goodness that he was quick to make to sate the anger that his two sisters were exuding around them from being tricked but quickly sated once they smelt the heavenly aroma that was being made in the kitchen of their apartment. With Naruto making the food of the gods and him back at home it was as if the mob never happened. Though the two sisters quickly realized they almost hurt there already hurt little brother for tricking them into getting him out of the hospital.
Once the food was consumed and peace restored to the land of their apartment they began the chores and common routine of their home. With Naruto back at his scrolls learning everything he could about what Oji-san gave him he learned early on that he wanted to be a ninja and protect his sisters from danger. But given his small stature he had to learn a lot in order to get every advantage he could.
His sisters on the other hand also wanted to be ninjas if only to be able to protect their little brother from the meanies that chased him around all the time.
Let it not be said that the Uzumakis were stupid. Oh no, they were very smart. But booth sisters knew they couldn't hold a candle to their brother. He was a genius always taking in everything he could. Stories were memorized, scrolls learned and chakra understood better he was working on unlocking his chakra while they were doing the same and physical exercise to make sure they could beat up all the meanies.
Naruto had made charts and diagrams for them and showed them each what exactly each branch of jutsu did. Genjustu, illusions that work on the targets mind and five senses, usually to impair someone's judgment. Ninjutsu, manipulation of their surrounding environment using chakra including the 5 elements. Taijutsu, physical fighting using styles, forms, or brawling to fight an opponent. Iyro justu, medical justu used to heal wounds, bruises, cuts, poisons. Fuuinjustu, the art of sealing. He was very thorough in fuuinjustu. And kenjutsu, the use of a sword or weapon to aid in fighting an opponent. Stealth was also an option that he pointed out gleefully. Saying who wouldn't want to sneak up on people undetected to scare the crap out of people.
The girls had opted for different categories than him but that was fine with him. He had picked fuuinjustu, ninjustu, stealth, iryo justu, and taijutsu. Naruko had chosen ninjutsu, genjutsu, kenjutsu, and taijutsu. While Naoko had opted for the same as her sister making them jump in joy for having someone understanding the awesomeness it would be to wield a sword, illusions and the elements against their foes.
After the siblings birthdays they worked tirelessly Naruto more so than his sisters. Though all of them were weary and usually cuddled up at night. With Naruto being in the middle squished by his sisters who just so happened to usually fall on top of him from all the physical conditioning they put themselves through. It was a wonder they never got sick.
4 years passed like that with them working together every birthday to make sure Naruto didn't get mobbed like usual on his birthday. Usually by staying indoors and only working on chakra control or stealth.
In the past few years though the sisters had noticed their brother contemplating something every day then finally telling them after they promised to keep it a secret. He was working on a seal that would help them almost like a compound surrounded by seals to either suppress chakra or any sign of them being there at all. They had marveled at the idea saying that it would be the best present ever if they got a whole compound merely for their benefit.
While Naruto wasn't sure about it being on time for a birthday he was sure that it would take time. More time than he was already investing in fuuinjutsu. He had to find a way to have more of himself…
"To the library!" he shouted one day after the morning workout.
The two girls were a little startled since he didn't usually go to the library because of the mean lady at the entrance.
So the three nine year olds hurried to the library only to be buffed out by the library lady saying demons weren't allowed in the library.
So they did the most intelligent thing a nine-year could do. They ran to the hokage.
"OJI-SAN!"
"He's in a meeting Naruto-san"
"Oh ok thank you." The triplets said. Walking to the seats the siblings brought out scrolls/books to read to pass the time.
Naruto reading a fuuinjutsu scroll on advanced sealing for journeymen.
Naruko was reading a romance novel to pass the time.
Naoko was reading a picture book.
After an hour of waiting the secretary allowed them to go ahead.
"OJI-SAN!" the three continued to run full speed to the hokage as if they never sat down.
The professor was finally sitting down at his desk hoping for a relaxing day after the hectic council meeting. But that was not to come when he heard the oncoming train known as the Uzumaki triplets.
"OJI-SAN!"
With the door flying open the three children rushed the hokage wanting help getting into the library.
"Oji-san! We need help getting into the library. The mean lady won't let Naruto pass again." Naoko told the aging hokage getting him to furrow his brows at having this happen again.
"… Again?" the old man asked the triplet.
" Yeah she said demons weren't allowed into a place of learning… Oji-san which one of us is a demon?" Naruko asked the old man in confusion and sorrow.
With furrowed eyebrows barely holding in the killing intent nearly breaking his unofficial grandchildren's hearts he turned to his ANBU.
He was not happy with the librarian.
"Cat, Snake. Please escort these three to the library and take the librarian to Ibiki for breaking my law. Stay with them and help them find what they need." He signed to two ANBU members in the corner. Not even a second later two ANBU members stepped out of the shadows and walked over to the triplets.
" These nice ANBU are going to take you to the library and will help you if you need to find something. Is that okay Naoko-chan, Naruko-chan?" he told the three with a kind smile on his face masking the anger he felt at the librarian
"Come on gakis, lets go talk to the mean lady." Snake told the two girls and the short little boy. With Cat carrying the two girls and Snake grabbing Naruto and putting him over her shoulder.
Naruto was a little confused by this, the only people who ever carried him on their shoulder was his sisters in training and that nice snake lady that he met when he pranked a couple villagers who were being mean to her. She had shown him a good time after she had gotten over laughing at the civilians who were annoying her. Showing him around the village, the forest of death, the dango shop, and Ichiraku later. As it turns out he felt indebt to the snake lady for showing him the ramen shop that his sisters loved so much.
He remembered that he had also found a seal on her neck/shoulder area that she was very self-conscious about. He lifted himself up to see the seal exactly where he had last seen it. The three comma marks circling each other surrounded by another seal which looked to be restraining the comma seal.
Hmm… he could see the different seals mixed in the comma, restraint, loyalty, corruption, and containment… Wait… Was that a dual containment? For what purpose? Why does one seal need two containment seals, a restraint, a loyalty, and corruption seals in one seal? What were they looking to do? Make them go crazy?
He was very curious about this sight. Why hadn't Oji-san gotten rid of it yet? He would have to look into this.
But the ride was over too quickly for him to look at it too much they had arrived at the library with the mean lady. And he was quickly dropped on his feet with Snake looking at the librarian. Daring her to call her gaki a demon in the ANBUs presence.
And being the demon hater that she is she did.
"ANBU thank goodness you're here could you please escort this demon outside of this place of learning?" she said looking at Naruto with distaste.
"Mam, you are under arrest for breaking the sandaime's law. Directly in front of two of his personal guards." Cat said to the shocked librarian who was immediately spouting that demons shouldn't enter a sacred place of learning and education.
With the librarian out of the way the three Uzumakis rushed in to find what they were looking for, one for taijutsu, one for ninjutsu, and the last for medical jutsu.
Half an hour later the three convened at a small table stacking scrolls on ninjutsu, taijutsu and medical stuff on the table. With the ANBU looking on the entire time reading over their shoulder making sure they understood everything and didn't need help. They mostly just asked Naruto what they didn't understand. Since he was mostly finished with his scrolls by the time they got confused.
Two hours later the ANBU were getting tired when they heard the triplets move in front of them asking them something that they didn't catch. "What was that naoko-chan?" Cat asked calmly.
"Oh I was wondering if you would mind telling me something?" Naoko asked as the other two Uzumakis looked at her with confusion.
"Sure what is it?"
"I was wondering what clone techniques you know?" she asked.
Cat was taken aback at this. Surely they didn't know about the different clones yet. They hadn't even started the academy yet. "I know the water clone, and the academy clone. Why what were you looking for?" she asked trying to get to know what they were looking for in order to help as the hokage asked.
" We were looking for a stronger non-elemental clone than the academy clone." Naoko told them with the other two shrugging their shoulders at their sister's nativity. Surely two ANBU wouldn't just give out techniques to them merely because they wanted to know. Right?
"Well there is the shadow clone." (que face palm from the other Uzumakis) "But why do you need to know different clone techniques? Your not even in the academy yet." Cat said in confusion at why they wanted to know.
"Well we just thought that having more of you could help with other things. Like setting aside certain projects for the back burner, or having more of you researching something that you need to find out quickly." Naruto explained looking up from his fifth scroll on medical jutsu.
"Well the shadow clone jutsu is pretty much what you are looking for then. It was made as a reconnaissance technique to infiltrate dangerous areas without putting anyone in danger." Cat explained.
"So it has a memory call back feature." Naruto said in a thinking posture.
…
…
The other two Uzumakis just stared at their brother wondering what he could do with this technique. Wait a minute… If he had such a technique he could make the compound in time for their birthday!
Cat's thoughts were in shock at how he had figured out the benefit of such a technique just from a small explanation. He was a genius. No wonder the hokage didn't like it when they were denied at the library. It would be cruel to hold such a prodigy back.
Snake's thoughts were also in shock but with a healthy helping of pride. Her gaki had figured out what most people took years to find out after using the technique.
Finally after what seemed like an eternity with four people staring at the small boy he looked up at Snake. "Snake-san, can you take us back to Oji-san quickly?" the little boy asked,
The other two Uzumaki's blinked. Why did they need to go back to him now?
"Sure gaki hold on." Snake told Naruto hefting him over her shoulder allowing him to memorize the seal on her shoulder without her knowing. Dashing out of the building Snake could faintly hear the gears turning in the small boy's head.
Cat stayed with the other two helping them put the scrolls back and then poofing back to the hokage.
Naruto was scheming.
Snake could easily hear the many gears turning in her little gaki's head. But paid it no mind for now, after all what could a shorter than normal nine year-old do?
Apparently more than she thought when she saw the hokage dash forward and beg on hand and knee for his secret.
This was the scene that Cat, Naoko, and Naruko arrived upon. The hokage bowing to Naruto who had a smirk on his face in triumph.
" Wow Naruto. How did you get the hokage to bow to you?"
"I know the secret to paperwork." He told them with understanding dawning on their faces.
"Please Naruto-kun tell me the secret." The old man pleaded the short boy. "Surely I can trade you for something for this divine knowledge."
"I want two things. One jutsu and knowledge of who the idiot was that put the seal on the nice snake lady."
The room froze.
How did he know she had a seal on her? And why did he want to know? These were the thoughts going through Snake's mind while Cat was looking at Naruto in hidden shock and the old man had steel going through his mind.
"How do you know about that seal gaki?" Snake demanded the small child.
"When the snake lady put me over her shoulder I saw it for the first time and I just saw it a few minutes ago. My wonder is why the bastard didn't put a control seal on it to keep it under lock and key. Oh well his mistake is our gain." Naruto said looking from the old man to Snake.
"Hokage-sama permission to remove the mask?" Snake asked the hokage.
The old man nodded his head in acceptance while dismissing the other ANBU in the room and sealing the room to make sure no one knew what they would talk about.
Snake removed her mask to show the face of the nice snake lady that he owed.
"Alright gaki why do you want to know about the seal? The thing is probably the worst thing that has ever happened to me. It's a bad reminder about a bad time in my life and the worst memory I have. Why do you want to know?" Anko asked Naruto.
"I want to know because if I get a few things and a few more years, or months depending on if I get the shadow clone, I might be able to remove it. Completely or rework it to your advantage." Naruto explained to the distressed woman.
"How? How do you expect to remove it when both the Sandaime and Jiraiya couldn't remove it?" Anko all but demanded from the small child.
"Easily if I get to research it enough." Naruto had a very determined expression on his face that if Anko weren't so distressed would have glomped him and shouted "kawaii".
"The seal is missing a control seal that holds it all together. I want to know exactly why he left it out before I take it off. But I will be able to take it off. Just give me a few years or the shadow clone and it will be sooner." He explained.
Hiruzen was confused how did he know about how he knew about the shadow clone in the first place. Did he get that much at the library? Apparently he did.
"Naruto. Are you absolutely sure you can get the seal off?" he asked Naruto getting him to nod his head in absolute confidence.
"Anko." He said getting the distraught woman's attention. "What do you want to do?"
"… … Naruto." Anko said quietly. He looked at her in determination and confidence. " Are you sure you can get this nightmare over?" she asked.
"Yes."
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…
"Hokage-sama permission to teach him shadow clone?" Anko asked.
"Permission granted." The old man said after a few minutes of silence.
"Alright. If you do manage to get this thing off you will be my favorite gaki forever. You do know this right? And if you don't. Not even hokage-sama will be able to save you from me is that clear?" Anko said with a dark aura behind her scaring the young boy back into a corner.
"Y-y-y-ye-e-e-es-s-s m-m-m-ma-a-a-am-m" he stuttered in absolute terror.
"Alright then to the training ground!" she shouted flipping the frightened boy over her shoulder and carrying him to the training grounds.
While he was on her shoulder he continued studying the seal and the seal around it.
Back with Cat the hokage and Naoko and Naruko.
The room was silent.
"Well that was very Ankoish wasn't it?" the hokage asked the other ANBU and the two kids.
"Yes I suppose it was wasn't it? Haha" Cat replied chuckling. "But we should go and see if they need help with anything." She gestured for the other two Uzumakis in the room to follow her to the training grounds.
Meanwhile, at the training grounds.
Anko was stunned.
For good reason.
Normal jounins have trouble with the shadow clone because of the amount of chakra it takes.
Anko was currently staring at 10 Naruto's all staring at each other
Blink
Blink
"I win!" the original screamed
"AUGGGGHHH" the rest yelled.
What?
Ok now she was confused. Were they having a staring contest?
"Alright. You two go off and have a brainstorm about something. I want to check something." He ordered the two clones.
They went off through the woods until they found a nice sized and wondered what to brainstorm about until they realized something. They had no clue where to put their dream compound.
"So where do you want to build the compound or lab?" NC1 (Naruto clone 1) asked NC2.
"Hmm not too sure. We could start with our apartment building. Everybody evacuated there when we started living there." NC2 spoke
"Yeah. At first I thought it was rude but now it's a blessing. We can use each floor for something else. First floor would be medical research and development. Second floor can be chakra and ninjutsu research and development of new jutsu and how to use chakra. Third floor can be fuuinjutsu research and new ways to deal with curses. Fourth floor is prank floor."
"I agree with most but I think we need to have fuuinjutsu on top floor. We need to keep it secret. Who knows what they could do if they could replicate our findings."
"Ok so security being what? Chakra seal, blood seal, both, or lock and key?" NC1 asked.
"Hmm… both. But we can key in certain people." NC2 told the other clone.
"Ok so we key in Naoko-sama and Naruko-sama automatically,"
"Oji-san."
"Nice snake lady."
"If any friends get close and precious enough."
"Alright that should be enough for boss to work with." NC1 told the other clone.
"Yeah. Ok then lets dispel"
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…
"How do we dispel?"
"Good question."
" Stab each other?"
"On three?"
"Sure you count"
"One… two…hurk!" he yelled as the other clone stabbed him dispelling him.
" Haha sucker. Like I'm letting you stab me" he yelled in triumph with the silence around him. "Ok now how to dispel without violence… disrupt chakra flow? Maybe." He frowned in thought before disrupting his chakra and… *poof*
Back with the original Naruto.
Naruto frowned before laughing
Anko raised her eyebrow in wonder at what he found so funny. "What's so funny gaki?"
"What is funny is that my clones are jerks and they had an interesting conversation."
"Mind explaining?" Cat asked as she poofed onto the scene in a whirl of leaves.
"Hi Cat-neechan, Naoko-neesama, Naruko-neesama -Hurk" Naruto said before both sisters promptly whacked him over the head with a stick produced from nowhere in particular with their hair blazing all over the place.
"WE TOLD YOU! NO SAMA! WE DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE HEAR YOU! WE ARE NOT SUPERIOR TO YOU IN ANY WAY DATTEBAYO!" the twin girls yelled at Naruto with hair blazing and fire in their eyes.
"Your our brother not some servant or some poor person so give it a rest with the sama" Naoko said after she had calmed down and hugged her brother.
Naruko on the other hand had just noticed the clones staring at the sisters in fear and shock. "Oi who are you guys? And why do you look like Naruto? If you're here to hurt or replace him then you've got another thing coming." She told the clones who were confused, snickering at the originals situation, and just standing there drawing in the dirt with a stick that once again came from nowhere.
"Did you forget what boss was coming here to learn, Naruko-neesama?" one clone said before Naruko threw her stick at the clone smacking it in the head and dispelling it.
"Alright who else needs to learn their lesson?" she said holding two more sticks that she got from a nowhere.
While this was occurring Anko and Cat were chatting about the kids and their nicknames the Uzumakis gave them. They were also confused where they got the sticks in the first place. They didn't have storage seals on them already did they? They looked around and found a barrel conveniently labeled "Sama breaker sticks" with and explanation below it stating: tired of your sister/brother calling you sama? Use the sama breaker sticks and you can beat them into calling you something else. With what looked to be a man standing straight with one arm out straight with his thumb up the other arm held on his hip and his teeth shining. The barrel currently had twelve good-sized sticks sticking up ready to be used.
"Anko… is that?" Cat began only to hear laughter from below her. She looked down to see Anko on the ground laughing hysterically.
"It is! It is! Hahahaha, oh gosh that's hilarious. Hahahaha. My stomach! My stomach! Hahaha." Anko was currently rolling on the ground laughing trying to catch her breath and see what other comedy the triplets were doing.
Cat sweat dropped at Anko's behavior then looked at the triplets and her sweat drop enlarged and deepened.
Naoko was currently hugging Naruto while naoko continued to beat on his clones with him flinching every time she hit a clone. The thing was that Naoko was currently holding Naruto hostage in the female kawaii grip, which all males know, is unbreakable.
What next happened only furthered Cat's sweat drop and made Anko laugh all the harder.
Naruko turned and saw the hurt look on Naruto's face and immediately screamed kawaii and glomped him. Rubbing his cheek and patting his hair all the while Naruto was protesting and trying to break free.
After everything calmed down and Naruto got out, Naruto had his sisters' stand in front of him so he could see something.
"Ok I am going to be teaching you the shadow clone. It is a chakra intensive jutsu so don't hold back. Ok these are the hand signs and what you should feel when using the jutsu." Naruto explained to his sisters.
"Alright this will be fun to watch." Anko said to Cat while still snickering from the earlier scene.
"What do you mean?" Cat asked while still watching the scene not wanting to miss anything.
"The gaki could make twenty clones easily and then killed half just for kicks and then was glomped by the two. What do you think will happen when the girls learn how to make copies of themselves and go to glomp him whenever he looks cute?" she snickered at Cat and was soon joined in the snickering when she figured it out.
"Oh this will be fun"
When the two sisters tried they expectedly failed the first time.
And the next.
And the time after that.
After twenty tries Naruto has them stop for a minute. To see how they are doing.
"Ok neesamas.(whack!) Were going to try something else. If you do not get this right in the next hour I am not making ramen for dinner."
…
Total silence. Not even a small breeze through the clearing.
"SHADOW CLONE TECHNIQUE!" the two yelled simultaneously. With a many poofing sounds heard throughout the clearing Naruto blinked.
"I thought I had a fair bit of chakra then they go and do this" he mumbles out pouting.
Ten seconds later we see hundreds of twin sisters looking around the clearing and then one shouts out.
"KAWAII"
They all turn to Naruto. Who has his arms folded and a frown on his face. All in all he looks like a small kid who had just been denied his favorite candy.
Hundreds upon hundreds of sisters' glomped their brother saying how cute he looked.
Poof.
"What? Where did he go?" one clone of Naruko asked around. Cat and Anko were also confused. Did he learn substitution? They didn't sense him around which means it really was a clone pouting. How long had he been gone?
He was good. They didn't sense him leave at all.
"Got to give the gaki credit. I didn't sense him leave at all. Well we better go find him. Don't want him alone around dark. Especially when he has the academy coming up soon." Anko told Cat.
"Yup. Then again… if he doesn't want to be found we could use a little help." She said pointedly looking at the clones.
"Sure. Why not? Alright ladies listen up!" Anko yelled getting the attention of all the girls. "We need to find your brother before the creepy villagers do otherwise he might be in trouble so I want you to if you find him dispel. Alright?"
"YES NICE SNAKE LADY!" all of them yelled jumping all over the place running into town looking for their brother.
While they were looking for him he was at the hokage's tower because he still had business to take care of. Like the matter of the apartment building he wanted to use.
"OJI-SAN!" he yelled going through the waiting area waving to the nice secretary. Going through the hokage's door he noticed a couple old farts and an old lady talking to him. "Oh is this a bad time?"
"Not at all Naruto-kun come on in. they were just leaving." He smiled at Naruto while gesturing for them to leave. "Thank you for the distraction Naruto-kun. Now what can I do for you?"
"Three things I need money, the deed to the apartment building I'm living in right now, and here to tell you to use shadow clones for paperwork." He said getting the aged man to look at him confused, mad, relieved, and finally enlightened by divine knowledge.
"Finally. I can finally slaughter this enemy of mine!" he said getting the ANBUs attention for a second before making 3 clones whom all jumped at the paperwork stamping and signing away at supreme speeds. "Thank you Naruto-kun. Now why don't you explain to me why you need the money and the deed and I will see if I can help at all."
"Well I need money because I'm going to make ramen for my sisters, and since no one is living in the apartment building I was thinking of making it into a lab of sorts. Not the dank evil lab like some evil pedophile or a scientist who all he cares about is results." He said.
With our favorite snake pedophile, Orochimaru, he was currently in his lab mixing ingredients when. Achoo. He sneezed making the ingredients fly off and land in separate volatile compounds the detonated right after he declared "Crud."
With the idiotic scientist in the land of waves. Achoo, he sneezed all over his blood cultures and fungal growth making them absolutely worthless. Making him scream in anger.
"Continuing on I could use my sealing to make a little money but I'm not sure if it will be enough to finance my workshop. I'm not even sure if anyone will buy seals made by me to begin with. But I can do that later. Right now I need the money, I will be indebt to you forever if you give me enough to buy ramen materials for tonight." He begged on hands and knees looking at the hokage with puppy dog eyes with his tiny body making every female in a 5-mile radius feel like they are missing the cutest thing of their life.
Unknown to both males is that the ANBU in the room were all females that day which means…
"KAWAII!" they screamed glomping him and rubbing his face on their masks.
Cue sweat drop from the old man.
"I believe I can help you today young Naruto" he spoke snapping his guards out of their cute trance and making them walk back to their posts. With Naruto looking like he had been in a train wreck. His hair normally spiky was even spikier all over the place and half parted with the spikes going on the sides, and his clothes all wrinkled and almost falling off.
But the hokage's words had an effect on the young Uzumaki. "REALLY?! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" he yelled tackling the old man into his seat with a hug.
Chuckling the old man gave him 1000 ryo (A/N: no idea for the money system or how much things cost.) "Is this enough?" he asked the young boy.
Naruto frowned. "Hmm… maybe if an ANBU goes with me, they always charge me differently than normal people."
"Alright then. I can do that." He said turning to his ANBU who were lined up behind Naruto waiting for a chance to help the adorable child. " Ok then I take it you all want to go?" he asked getting all of the ANBU to nod "He only needs one to take him to get the food." He sighed out then realized there was an illusion on Naruto and the bird ANBU. Realizing what had happened he went back to signing his paperwork with his clones snickering at the ANBU who must be confused by now.
"Kai" one said softly disturbing the illusion showing Naruto and Bird had already left. They fumed at Bird for taking the cuteness while they were distracted.
With one large group sigh at being tricked they trudged back to their positions in the shadows in shame for falling for such a simple illusion.
With the girls clones spreading throughout Konoha they were frantically looking for their brother. They had looked everywhere, the market district, the clan district, the civilian residential district, and the other training grounds. They knew not to check the hospital because he would never go there.
Which only left their apartment.
Moving there the twenty clones surrounded the apartment looking for disturbances on the outside before moving inside.
Silently they moved to the door before they could hear nothing but a few shuffles and pots and pans in the kitchen.
Robbers? Oh hell no. Not in their apartment.
They all stormed the apartment breaking the door in the process, only to see Naruto getting the ramen pot out and groceries on the table. "I was going to have my clone tell you where I was going but you dispelled him before he could tell you. And good job on the clones. I'm proud of you two" he said smiling at the two girls making a few clones to prepare the meal while he hugged his sisters in congratulations.
Only to get smacked on the back of the head by twenty angry sisters. "Where were you we were worried sick! We thought you were out alone! At night!" They raged with fire in their eyes.
"I was talking to Oji-san about getting some money and the deed to the apartment building. After all we have to have somewhere to build right?" he asked his sisters, with swirls in his eyes, and scrolls and ramen bowls circling his head.
"You mean you were getting stuff for the compound idea?" one Naoko asked.
"Yeah boss was thinking it could be in our apartment building since its empty and no one is using it other than us. If we had the building we could do whatever we wanted with it. Trick it out with seals and other security type stuff. The only problem is that I'm not sure if we would technically be able to own the building… were not even 9 yet. And we are not adults in the laws eyes. So unless the nice snake lady or another ANBU or Oji-san held the deed the civilian council could take it from us. Needless to say that would be very bad if all of our stuff went against their ideas of 9 year-olds and decided to imprison us." He explained to his sisters.
"Alright but we can worry about this later we have academy tomorrow so we should get to bed soon." Naruko said getting the their attention to the clock that read 10:00. Naruto shot up and looked at the pot still on the stove.
"Hmm…" He said, as he tasted the broth. Opening the window he whispered out something that went unheard to the girls. But apparently not to others, because soon after, 5 people shot in the window all wondering what he needed all 5 for. "Ok… I made too much. Are you all hungry?" he asked scratching the back of his head nervously.
They all looked at each other. One was wearing a mesh shirt covered by an open tan coat that went down to her thighs. She had purple hair stuck up in a pineapple shape at the back of her head.
Another woman had straight purple hair with a jounin vest ANBU style pants and a weapon holster on her thigh with a katana on her back.
The third woman had red eyes, long curled black hair and mesh armor covered by what looked to be strips of cloth with thorn designs on them.
The fourth person was a male with the standard jounin attire on with his headband over one eye with silver gravity defying hair.
The last man was one wearing a green leotard with a jounin vest over it with orange leg and arm warmers. His black hair was in a bowl cut and had the biggest eyebrows Naruto had ever seen.
"So you invited us here for free food Naruto-kun?" the second girl asked.
"Yes Yugao-neechan. I made too much you're all welcome for a bowl if you want one.
"Yosh! That is very youthful of you Naruto-san!" the green man spoke quite loudly only to get smacked by a stick.
"No youthfulness on school nights Guy-san we can't stay up too late." Naruto said holding the other end of the stick.
"Sorry Naruto-san" Guy spoke considerably quieter.
"Better. Now who wants a bowl?" Naruto said standing in front of the pot with a ladle getting ready to serve the deliciousness. Naoko and Naruko suddenly materialized in front of Naruto so quick the other jounins missed it. Only for their bowls to already be filled with ramen so quick that the others again missed it.
"How? ..." The girl with red eyes asked to no one.
"The only answer possible is that he has gotten used to his sisters cravings for ramen." The silver haired Cyclops spoke in awe never having seen anyone serve food so quickly before.
"Indeed the Gaki is quite talented when it comes to food." Anko spoke right behind the Uzumaki sisters with a bowl.
"He is? He can't even be 10 yet. How can he be so good?" The red-eyed girl questioned again.
"Don't knock it till you try it Kurenai-san. You don't have to have a bowl if you don't want it." Naruto spoke currently serving the Cyclops.
Kurenai shrugged and stepped forward taking faith in her friend's confidence. After one taste of the gloriousness that was Naruto's ramen all doubts of his cooking skills vanished and she quickly ate the bowl happily.
With everybody fed and happy Naruto served himself a bowl of ramen and sat at the table and ate.
After about half an hour of eating and talking everybody was finished and left the Uzumaki apartment to sleep. With everyone gone and his sisters drowsy he made a clone to help carry them to the bed so he could sleep on the couch.
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…
Only to have his sisters sleepily drag him to the bed so they could sleep with their precious little brother. Resigning to his fate Naruto got comfortable to get to sleep.
Waking up Naruto realized he didn't go to sleep with so much weight on him looking down he noticed his sister's heads on his chest and hugging his torso.
"Alright. How does this always happen?" he thought as he somehow always manages to get his head above his sisters when they are both taller than him. Something that has always and always will confuse him.
"Naruko-neesama, Naoko-neesama. Time to wake up. We need to go to the academy today." Naruto whispered to his sisters gently shaking them.
"Nnnggghh why? Its too early go back to sleep otouto." Naruko said snuggling into his chest.
"Zzzzz…" naoko continued sleeping and a bit of drool fell on his chest.
"Alright I don't want to do this but if you don't get up in the next minute I will not make any ramen for a week. And you won't be allowed Ichiraku either." Naruto threatened his sisters. That worked as both snapped their eyes open and shot up and to the shower shouting at the other to move so they could hurry.
"Alright time to work on breakfast." He said to himself as he got up and went into the kitchen to work on the breakfast ramen he makes for his sisters and eggs for himself.
After the triplets had breakfast and were on the road to the academy. "That was mean otouto." Naoko accused Naruto.
"Well you weren't waking up and we needed to hurry if we want to stick together in class." Naruto said getting the girls to look at him funny.
"What if we wanted time away from you otouto?" Naoko asked him getting him to sigh.
"That's fine to. I just want a good seat where I can see everyone. And keep an eye out for any haters" he said neutrally walking forward without any pause in his stride.
The sisters hesitated and looked at each other. They hated to see him like this. He made a new definition for the word blank when he talked about anyone who disliked him. Not even Oji-san could figure out what he was thinking when he was like this.
It scared them.
"Were here neesamas." He said getting whacked once by his sisters again, but succeeding in waking them up from their stupor.
Looking up the sisters could see the arch surrounded by a low gray brick wall with the words "NINJA ACADEMY" written on the stone. Moving inside they could see all the families and children walking around chatting amiably. "Hey Naruto, want to …" Naruko started but stopped when she realized Naruto wasn't there anymore with a note where he stood.
"Neesamas,
I am going to move on and go into the academy I don't want you two hated because you were with me. Why don't you go in and find a seat.
Naruto
p.s. try not to sit next to me I will be doing a lot of research during class and don't want you to get in trouble.
"So says the note." Naruko said to Naoko holding back a tick mark at the "neesama" reference.
"Ok then. We probably should follow his advice though." Naoko said after a while only to quickly follow up with, "To make friends and see if there is anyone we can have Naruto befriend." She said calming her sister down.
"Oh alright then." Naruko huffed in frustration at their little brother for doing this again.
Moving inside they find their classroom and see that Naruto is already seated in the far back corner with a scroll out writing quickly with his eyes scanning the scroll the sisters didn't know if it registered in his brain what he saw before he moved on.
"Otouto is a fast reader." Naoko said in awe at her brothers writing and reading speed.
"We already knew that Naoko-neesan. It's the reason why we had to get so many scroll copies from the library. Remember?" she said remembering the mountain of scrolls their brother got from the library.
While the two sisters were talking Naruto was taking down notes of everyone in the room so far, what looked to be an emo with a ducks back side for a hair-cut, he had a red and white fan on the back of his blue shirt with black shorts and shinobi sandals. A wild boy with a large fur hoodie with a small white dog in the hood, he had brown hair with red markings on his cheeks. Another bored looking kid that had his hair done up in a pineapple fashion shorts and a t-shirt with his hands in his pockets. A big boned boy-eating chips next to him with a scarf on. The next kid had a tan overcoat on up to his nose with black round shades on his eyes and spiky hair. Naruto could have sworn he saw a couple insects travel around the boy. And a shy girl that was blushing like mad when he looked at her with a couple size too large creams colored hoodie on with pearl eyes signaling a Hyuuga.
Everyone else he saw didn't have much to interest to him. And that's when the two loudest people he has ever heard came through the door.
"HA! I win Ino-pig! Sasuke-kun is mine!" The pink… thing... said in a voice so loud he thought his eardrums would pop from the sound alone. Gosh he would rather take talking to Guy-san more than this pink thing.
The blonde didn't reply with words only a hard gaze toward the pink one.
It was then that the teacher, he assumed from the clipboard, walked in closing the door. He was average height with pineapple hair and a scar on his nose. What is it with people and pineapple hair? He questioned internally before looking at the teacher.
"Alright settle down" he asked calmly.
Alright that didn't work.
With a sigh he slammed his hands down on the desk and with his head enlarging he shouted "SETTLE DOWN BRATS!" getting the silence he requested.
"Better." He smiled at everyone before locking eyes with Naruto who could see an internal dispute going on in his teacher's head before he shook his head and smiled at Naruto and started Roll call.
After everyone was called and him updating his profile of everyone in his class the man introduced himself "My name is Iruka Umino and I will be your teacher for these next few years. Welcome to the academy. Hopefully by the end we will have a class full of shinobi instead of academy students. Lets study hard to get our skills up.
Well that's chapter one. Didn't think I would take it this long but oh well.
I am a new writer so any reviews are welcome and I will try my best to edit and update when I can.
If you do flame please put constructive criticism in it not just what you hate.
Alright, thanks for reading and see you next time.